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Christianity is reason and logic, reason and logic are threats to the Atheistic world view. Christianity = threat to Atheism...

aaron11, Free Conservatives 36 Comments [12/6/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Just Rick

Obviosly aaron11 suffers from some form of dyslexia and has reversed the words \"Athiesm/Athiestic\" with \"Christian/Christianity\". I'm sure if aaron11 is given the opportunity to discuss a bit more that this will become blatantly obvious.

12/6/2005 5:35:22 PM

Darth Wang

No irony meter ever could handle this one.

12/6/2005 6:17:31 PM

Crosis

Even my industrial-strength irony meter started to smoke a bit. It still seems to be working, but I don't think it can take another hit like this one.

12/6/2005 6:20:34 PM

Blurb

My irony meter said \"fuck you, I'm out!!!\" months ago. Pussy meter...

12/6/2005 6:24:54 PM

ryan

Ah yes talking snakes, six hundred year old men, the height of logical thought.

12/6/2005 8:19:34 PM

David D.G.

I agree, the post is so loaded with irony, it's already rusting.


~David D.G.

12/6/2005 9:08:19 PM

Kimball Khan

I am working on a new prototype ironymeter that uses a whole circle dial and it just hits a clicker every time it reaches 100.
It is still spinning...

12/6/2005 10:01:03 PM

David D.G.

Kimball Khan, let us know where we can get some of those newfangled full-circuit irony meters. I can tell that they should sell well around here.


~David D.G.

12/6/2005 11:36:15 PM

Gloranor

Um, no, no, and again NO!
Though there is one thing he somehow got right: Fundi christianity = threat to atheism (and anybody else who has different opinions, human rights, the onstitutions of most modern nations, and so on)

12/7/2005 12:34:54 AM

Jeremy

This needs some kind of award. I don't know what, but it needs it. Badly.

12/7/2005 1:32:26 AM

Just Rick

The \"So stupid he/she is almost cute\" award?

12/7/2005 1:49:36 AM

Kimball Khan

That isn't quite right either, Gloranor, True Christians(TM) are a threat to atheists. Atheism is an ideal, and can't be defeated, but as far as that goes, Atheism, and the ideas of science that it usually represent present more of a threat to the christian idea, since we are able to explain more and more, and all the folks that would begin on the road to fundyism through god-of-the-gaps are disuaded, and it will become that for a fundy to come into existence, they will have to live under a rock to be able to avoid all the disproval of their holy books, and such. Like other ideals though, Christianity at the very least, will be resilient to detruction.

And apparently this one has infinite irony, because my irony meter is still going. You are going to have to make your own guys, it isn't patented or anything, and i just made it out of spare parts: mostly my old ironymeter, a clock and one of those stroke counters some people use in golf.

12/7/2005 4:09:17 AM

moonbiter

And furthermore, black is white, up is down, and 2 + 2 = 5. Take that, Atheists!

12/7/2005 6:15:32 AM

Just Rick

\"And furthermore, black is white, up is down, and 2 + 2 = 5. Take that, Atheists!
\"

In a photo negative, On the south pole of a globe, and using absolute values, integers, and floating points one could easily argue that 2 + 2 = 5 :

abs(a) + abs(b)= abs(c)
abs(2.4) + abs(2.4) = abs(4.8)
or 2 + 2 = 5

Ok, ok, its not actually true as you tinker with the formula to get a given result, but this is the kind of thing fundy logic revolves around.

12/7/2005 8:12:05 AM

DoctorX

\"Smoldering Crater Where My Irony Meter Used to Be\" Award

12/7/2005 8:18:04 PM

Thess

aaron11 forgot the corollary to his proof:

Atheists reject faith. Christianity is reason, therefore Atheism is faith. Therefore no Atheists are Atheists.

12/8/2005 5:38:52 AM

The Last Conformist

\"Second, there is no rule that I know of that says abs(a) + abs(b) = abs(a + b).\"

If would be neat if there were:

abs(1)=1
abs(-1)=1
2=1+1=abs(1)+abs(-1)=abs(1-1)=abs(0)=0

But what Just Rick meant wasn't the absolute value, but the integer part.

Luckily, there's no rule that says that int(a)+int(b)=int(a+b) either.

12/9/2005 6:37:23 PM

Just Rick

Sorry Yahweh, you are correct, I meant to use Int rather than Abs. On the other hand, if I attempted to pursue the use of \"fundie logic\" I could probably come up with a valid argument to use Abs over Int. But my mind might not recover if I stray that close to fundie madness.

12/17/2005 11:09:44 PM

Onuris

\"Christianity is reason and logic, reason and logic are threats to the Atheistic world view. Christianity = threat to Atheism...\"

the correct thing to say would be Christianity = the absence of logic and reason, and Atheism = the search for truth, logic and reason

12/29/2005 2:43:28 AM

Hairysteed

War is peace, Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength.

1/6/2008 5:55:39 PM

Quantum Mechanic

What?

A scarecrow-on-a-stick cannibalistic death cult is "reason and logic?"

wow

1/6/2008 5:57:16 PM

anti-nonsense

You owe me a new irony meter!

1/6/2008 11:02:33 PM

szena

Sure, a deity splitting himself into three parts and getting one of them killed is logical. The idea that since one part of itself was killed and resurrected, the other part of itself will throw only some humans into a lake of fire is reasonable.

Or maybe not.

1/6/2008 11:55:22 PM

Annabella

Wait! I think mine can take the pressur--*irony meter spontatously combusts*

Oh I forget it...

1/7/2008 12:30:07 AM

Fordjano

My irony-powered irony meter is overloading and about to create a singularity of stupidity.

1/7/2008 1:46:12 AM
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