Considering your grasp of evolution in that insult, I'd say you're the pot calling the kettle black.
Now then, where's this evidence, we've been asking for it for years now.
12/14/2011 12:32:46 PM
"You must first reach a level of intelligence that is capable of comprehending it"
I'm calling Poe.
12/14/2011 12:50:23 PM
Monkey men and monkey women. Don't forget the women.
12/14/2011 1:09:23 PM
The evidence for creation hasnt been offered to you
That's very true, it never has.
12/14/2011 1:11:34 PM
Poe, the giveaways are the correct spelling and grammar.
12/14/2011 1:24:08 PM
I agree on Poe. That username is way too obvious.
12/14/2011 1:26:58 PM
@anevilmeme: Yeah, but zie doesn't use an apostrophe in "hasn't."
12/14/2011 1:41:26 PM
There must be a huge storage room for all the evidence creationists have but never show.
12/14/2011 1:54:44 PM
There is no evidence for creation to offer. There is, however, evidence for evolution (and not the caricature you speak of), so take your fingers out of your ear and the stick out of your butt and suck it up and stop denying reality.
12/14/2011 2:21:15 PM
It seems that rather than presenting evidence, you give out insults and behave like a prick.
12/14/2011 2:26:52 PM
= POPE =
You're right! Mud Man and Rib Woman makes so much more sense when you put it that way!
Here's an alternate explanation: God invented tequila and blew chunks ... and we're the chunks! Compare and contrast. I suspect the same imaginary proof would support that premise as well. If you doubt me, I read it on Joseph Smith's Golden Tablets. I know where they are, but I'm sworn to secrecy. Hush now, sleeeep!
12/14/2011 2:28:07 PM
" ... nothing explodes into monkey men ..."
Ted Haggard probably does when he's well coked-up.
12/14/2011 2:31:30 PM
So in that case, would God send a non-creationist to hell for "ignorance"? (Let's ignore the fact that the real ignorant ones here are creationists?)
12/14/2011 2:57:58 PM
The scientific explanation is a bit more subtle and complex than "nothing exploded into monkey men", whereas the theistic explanation really is as simplistic as "God did it".
12/14/2011 3:12:07 PM
My daughter creates every time she picks up a paintbrush.
This is evidence for creation.
I have no idea what you are raving about with the idea that anything might explode into "monkey men" (whatever that is), and I'm the adult.
12/14/2011 3:43:05 PM
Upon closer inspection of the username, yeah, probably poe. Fundies wouldn't abbreviate Jesus Christ as JC.
12/14/2011 4:00:25 PM
The Stones exploded into "Monkey Man", it was great.
Well I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too!
12/14/2011 4:18:30 PM
I remember when a "Sovereign Citizen" used the same "You are SO naive to believe the mainstream explanation!" argument on me.
He ... wasn't very skilled at noticing the holes in his own arguments....
12/14/2011 5:16:28 PM
Raised by Horses
Ah, yes. The good old Argumentum ad "You Just Don't Get It, Man", most often found at your local playschool or creationist get-together.
12/14/2011 6:07:23 PM
The evidence for creation hasn't been offered to you.
It hasn't been offered to anyone. We're still waiting for it. Hint: "the Bible said so" isn't evidence - any bronze-age priest can invent crap and claim God said it.
You should learn evolution before you try to criticize it.
12/14/2011 6:40:43 PM
"...nothing explodes into monkey men..." That could explain the existence of fundies.
12/14/2011 6:52:17 PM
Funny about nothing exploding into monkey men-you seem to exist.
12/14/2011 7:23:43 PM
...and of course he fails to see the irony in that it's a more accurate description of the creation myth than it is of evolution and the big bang.
12/15/2011 2:58:23 AM
The evidence for evolution has been offered to you. You don't understand it because you must first reach a level of intelligence that is capable of comprehending it. By the looks of it, you are a LONG ways off. You better just stick to "thinking" evolution is about how nothing explodes into monkey men and let the adults take care of you.
12/15/2011 6:15:49 AM
I already think that people being condescending is very annoying but if they have a reason to at least I can tolerate it. But you don't even have any reason to condescend. You support a debunked idea. This would be like someone being all smug and arrogant about believing that the Sun goes around the Earth.
12/15/2011 6:49:55 AM