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(This quote originally appeared in an article called "Call Me Names, But Gay Is Not Okay.")

The real problem, as I see it, is the rapid degradation of values and traditions by the so-called liberal influences of nowadays; you regularly see men kissing other men in public, walking holding hands and shamelessly flaunting what are misleadingly termed their “lifestyle” and “sexual preferences”. There could be a few things I could take issue with Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe, but his unflinching and unapologetic stance over homosexuals is definitely not among those. Why, only this very month— you’d better believe this—a man, in a homosexual relationship with another man, gave birth to a child…

Homosexuals and their backers will call me names, printable and not, for stating as I have always done my serious reservations about their “lifestyle and sexual preferences”, but quite frankly I don’t give a damn: wrong is wrong! I do pray that some day a bunch of politicians with their heads affixed firmly to their necks will muster the balls to rewrite the constitution of this country, to excise those sections which give licence to men “marrying” other men, and ditto women. Otherwise, at this rate, how soon before some idiot demands to “marry” an animal, and argues that this constitution “allows” it?

Jon Qwelane, Queerty 57 Comments [12/14/2011 12:46:27 PM]
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checkmate

I do pray that some day a bunch of politicians with their heads affixed firmly to their necks will muster the balls to rewrite the constitution of this country

Keep praying for that. Do it somewhere in private. Quietly. Pray lots. Spend all your time praying. And leave us alone.

12/14/2011 12:52:22 PM

Old Viking

You can tell that Ol' Jon is a real scholar.

12/14/2011 1:02:42 PM

Bollox

Another stunningly original thinker. Heard it, dude.

12/14/2011 1:04:56 PM

Teddy

Usual intelligent, well thought out arguments about bestiality, obviously, but this bit really stuck out:

"men “marrying” other men, and ditto women."

I genuinely read this as "Men marrying other men and men marrying women" for a second. Oops.

12/14/2011 1:05:26 PM

Often Partisan

"Why, only this very month— you’d better believe this—a man, in a homosexual relationship with another man, gave birth to a child… "

Are you sure you didn't just stumble across some Mpreg on fanfiction.net?

12/14/2011 1:13:17 PM

Tearlich

"...you’d better believe this—a man, in a homosexual relationship with another man, gave birth to a child…"

REALLY!! (Backs away slowly while dialing 911 on cell phone).

12/14/2011 1:18:22 PM

TZL

Such morals in these times!

It's quite sad to think that people could be so ignorant as to believe that an airing of their own prejudices and dislikes constitutes a true observation of the decline of morality and ethical behaviour since the end of a hypothetical golden era. To me, seeing openly homosexual couples constitutes an advance in civilised behaviour, not a decline.

12/14/2011 1:25:04 PM

Reynardine

First, I want proof of this male gestation before I even consider the rest of it. Then, I want to see an animal over 18 who is sui juris and legally competent to contract, in wedlock or otherwise.

12/14/2011 1:34:53 PM

breakerslion

The real problem, as I see it, is the skewed, alleged morality of conservatards that focus on minutia while allowing themselves the freedom to rationalize mass murder - as long as they agree with the motivation.

12/14/2011 1:44:14 PM

rikalous

"Why, only this very month— you’d better believe this—a man, in a homosexual relationship with another man, gave birth to a child…"

I assume one of them was a pre-op transman? Was the part where Qwelane explained what that has to do with anything excised?

Also, http://i.imgur.com/Q1nCX.jpg

12/14/2011 1:53:24 PM



You're gay.

12/14/2011 1:56:12 PM

Auratwilight

I'm just going to entertain that piece of insanity for a moment: If two gays can have children together...what's the problem? I mean, wasn't the lack of kids coming out of their union the whole problem, for you guys? WELP.

12/14/2011 1:57:03 PM

Agahnim

Preference implies choice. Stop lying and claiming sexuality is a choice. If it were, I could try to be gay for a while and see what it's like, but I can't and neither can you.

Oh, and the constitution isn't going to be corrupted by you and your nutjob buddies' influence, fortunately.

12/14/2011 2:17:27 PM

TheJebusFire

Otherwise, at this rate, how soon before some idiot demands to “marry” an animal, and argues that this constitution “allows” it?





12/14/2011 2:25:26 PM

Brendan Rizzo

...Men cannot give birth to children, gay or not. We don't have wombs, you see. And you wouldn't need a Constitutional amendment to allow gay marriage; marriage of any kind is nowhere mentioned in the Constitution.

12/14/2011 2:49:27 PM

Xotan

Too ignorant to bother about.

A bigot who doesn't mind lying transparently to try to make an argument.

12/14/2011 4:00:01 PM

Zagen30

Ah, appeal to tradition. That's always been such a weighty and logical tactic.

12/14/2011 4:27:28 PM

Pule Thamex

Is it possible to equate complete dribbling inanity with snarling homophobia? Jon Qwelane says it is.

12/14/2011 4:31:56 PM

tracer

"Why, only this very month— you’d better believe this—a man, in a homosexual relationship with another man, gave birth to a child…"


I don't believe it.

12/14/2011 4:35:39 PM

Skatepunk

Slippery slope.

NEXT!

12/14/2011 4:40:10 PM

Raised by Horses

Heh. "Muster the balls". I've gotta remember that one..

For water cooler talks, I mean. >.>

12/14/2011 4:52:42 PM

lisamariefan

What is these people's fixation with animals?

12/14/2011 5:43:40 PM

Alencon

"...a man, in a homosexual relationship with another man, gave birth to a child..."

All I can say is, oh boy what a fucking moron. What did the birthing take place through? The urinary tract in his dick? Man that must of fucking hurt.


12/14/2011 5:58:05 PM

Scelerata

If I recall, that whole male pregnancy thing was a transman who hadn't completed transitioning and still had his female anatomy.

Funny how your ilk scream and holler about transfolk not being legitimate men or women, but when it's convenient for your bigoted scare tactics, you're suddenly more than willing to acknowledge them.

12/14/2011 6:05:51 PM

Renon

Well..in the biblical days livestock were sometimes offered as dowry or property of the marriage, which was the same social status of the woman getting married. So... if anyone advocates the marrying of animals, its tha fundies.

12/14/2011 6:07:40 PM
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