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The best thriller is to go on Youtube and watch animations of the Rapture for well over three hours straight. If you do, every train horn, thunder, and other loud sound will make your heart skip.

Acebopata, RR 69 Comments [12/15/2011 4:20:11 AM]
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For the evulz

Three hours straight for rapture videos? I can't imagine watching porn for that long.

12/15/2011 4:22:12 AM

aaa

So, this seems to be the type of pornography that RR enjoys. That is just pitiful.

12/15/2011 4:27:07 AM

freako104

Umm... yeah. This has got to be a troll

12/15/2011 4:30:19 AM

Amadan

What happened to that good ole Protestant Work Ethic? You know, the one that those lazy Mary-worshipping bums don't have and which proves that the U S of A is God's Own Country(TM)?

You are a traitor to the Rethuglican faith and will be burnt on a pyre of flaming evolushunary textbooks.


12/15/2011 4:37:23 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

That RR thread is one giant pile of stupid & racism.

12/15/2011 5:12:23 AM

Fpqxz

I guess this is the main demographic of the "Left Behind" series. I'll stick to regular movies and cartoons, thank you.

12/15/2011 5:13:28 AM

Matante

At this point I think you guys would benefit from doing meth. It won't harm you as much as your current habit.

12/15/2011 5:41:33 AM

Prager

If you did that, all you would do is create "Pavlov's Fundie".

12/15/2011 5:48:56 AM



Self brainwashing for Jesus.

12/15/2011 5:59:18 AM

Mister Spak

It's like 6 year olds watching a horror movie, then thinking every shadow is a monster that is going to eat them.

12/15/2011 6:05:20 AM

Xotan

What about watching paint dry? More interesting, for sure!

12/15/2011 6:09:29 AM

Captain Understatement

I bet you are the life and soul of the party.

12/15/2011 7:12:33 AM

Big Jilm

Three straight hours of torture porn? You'll be desensitized soon and have to resort to more and more extreme rapture, torture, and god-blowin'-em-all-ups.

Admit you have an addiction. You need help.

12/15/2011 7:14:55 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Umm... wut.

Yeah, these people aren't just "eager" for the Rapture. It's officially an obsession for them. Somebody needs to stage an intervention, stat!

12/15/2011 7:20:37 AM

dionysus

Three hours straight? Shit, I can barely watch a TV marathon for that long and those usually involve somewhat different subject matters from episode to episode, plus they give you a break every 10 minutes. You remind me of my younger brother when he was 5 and watched Space Jam continuously. Congratulations, you have the sophistication of a 5 year old!

12/15/2011 7:31:04 AM

rubber chicken

3 hours of skydiving videos running backwards will increase your risk of heart attack ? Sign me up.

12/15/2011 7:31:58 AM

Hakar

Or I can watch three hours of My Little Pony and actually feel rapture.

12/15/2011 7:33:12 AM

Doubting Thomas

And now we know what crazy fundies do for fun. Three hours, seriously? Why don't you just stick a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger? Because if that's what passes for fun, I just don't want to live any more.

12/15/2011 7:41:09 AM

Reynardine

A great entertainment for those who want to be scared of their own farts.

12/15/2011 7:51:47 AM

Serenissima

Make your heart skip in joy that there's something less boring to do. Like watch trains, as dull as it is. It's still a superior experience to watching those videos.

12/15/2011 7:54:31 AM

Raised by Horses

The best thriller is still... Thriller. Sorry.

12/15/2011 8:00:44 AM

Darwin

"...every train horn, thunder, and other loud sound will make your heart skip."

Or make your stomach hurl.

12/15/2011 8:15:15 AM

LDM

If I ever find out I lived next to one of these people, I'm going to start rattling sheet metal every day.

12/15/2011 8:17:42 AM

TGRwulf

This is actually kind of sad.

12/15/2011 8:20:54 AM

LAchlan

Time to take your tablets.

12/15/2011 8:25:35 AM
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