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For the evulz
Three hours straight for rapture videos? I can't imagine watching porn for that long.
12/15/2011 4:22:12 AM
So, this seems to be the type of pornography that RR enjoys. That is just pitiful.
12/15/2011 4:27:07 AM
Umm... yeah. This has got to be a troll
12/15/2011 4:30:19 AM
What happened to that good ole Protestant Work Ethic? You know, the one that those lazy Mary-worshipping bums don't have and which proves that the U S of A is God's Own Country(TM)?
You are a traitor to the Rethuglican faith and will be burnt on a pyre of flaming evolushunary textbooks.
12/15/2011 4:37:23 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
That RR thread is one giant pile of stupid & racism.
12/15/2011 5:12:23 AM
I guess this is the main demographic of the "Left Behind" series. I'll stick to regular movies and cartoons, thank you.
12/15/2011 5:13:28 AM
At this point I think you guys would benefit from doing meth. It won't harm you as much as your current habit.
12/15/2011 5:41:33 AM
If you did that, all you would do is create "Pavlov's Fundie".
12/15/2011 5:48:56 AM
Self brainwashing for Jesus.
12/15/2011 5:59:18 AM
It's like 6 year olds watching a horror movie, then thinking every shadow is a monster that is going to eat them.
12/15/2011 6:05:20 AM
What about watching paint dry? More interesting, for sure!
12/15/2011 6:09:29 AM
I bet you are the life and soul of the party.
12/15/2011 7:12:33 AM
Three straight hours of torture porn? You'll be desensitized soon and have to resort to more and more extreme rapture, torture, and god-blowin'-em-all-ups.
Admit you have an addiction. You need help.
12/15/2011 7:14:55 AM
Yeah, these people aren't just "eager" for the Rapture. It's officially an obsession for them. Somebody needs to stage an intervention, stat!
12/15/2011 7:20:37 AM
Three hours straight? Shit, I can barely watch a TV marathon for that long and those usually involve somewhat different subject matters from episode to episode, plus they give you a break every 10 minutes. You remind me of my younger brother when he was 5 and watched Space Jam continuously. Congratulations, you have the sophistication of a 5 year old!
12/15/2011 7:31:04 AM
3 hours of skydiving videos running backwards will increase your risk of heart attack ? Sign me up.
12/15/2011 7:31:58 AM
Or I can watch three hours of My Little Pony and actually feel rapture.
12/15/2011 7:33:12 AM
And now we know what crazy fundies do for fun. Three hours, seriously? Why don't you just stick a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger? Because if that's what passes for fun, I just don't want to live any more.
12/15/2011 7:41:09 AM
A great entertainment for those who want to be scared of their own farts.
12/15/2011 7:51:47 AM
Make your heart skip in joy that there's something less boring to do. Like watch trains, as dull as it is. It's still a superior experience to watching those videos.
12/15/2011 7:54:31 AM
Raised by Horses
The best thriller is still... Thriller
12/15/2011 8:00:44 AM
"...every train horn, thunder, and other loud sound will make your heart skip."
Or make your stomach hurl.
12/15/2011 8:15:15 AM
If I ever find out I lived next to one of these people, I'm going to start rattling sheet metal every day.
12/15/2011 8:17:42 AM
This is actually kind of sad.
12/15/2011 8:20:54 AM
Time to take your tablets.
12/15/2011 8:25:35 AM
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