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The best thriller is to go on Youtube and watch animations of the Rapture for well over three hours straight. If you do, every train horn, thunder, and other loud sound will make your heart skip.

Acebopata, RR 69 Comments [12/15/2011 4:20:11 AM]
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#1357953
For the evulz

Three hours straight for rapture videos? I can't imagine watching porn for that long.

12/15/2011 4:22:12 AM

#1357955
aaa

So, this seems to be the type of pornography that RR enjoys. That is just pitiful.

12/15/2011 4:27:07 AM

#1357957
freako104

Umm... yeah. This has got to be a troll

12/15/2011 4:30:19 AM

#1357958
Amadan

What happened to that good ole Protestant Work Ethic? You know, the one that those lazy Mary-worshipping bums don't have and which proves that the U S of A is God's Own Country(TM)?

You are a traitor to the Rethuglican faith and will be burnt on a pyre of flaming evolushunary textbooks.


12/15/2011 4:37:23 AM

#1357966
Percy Q. Shunn

That RR thread is one giant pile of stupid & racism.

12/15/2011 5:12:23 AM

#1357967
Fpqxz

I guess this is the main demographic of the "Left Behind" series. I'll stick to regular movies and cartoons, thank you.

12/15/2011 5:13:28 AM

#1357973
Matante

At this point I think you guys would benefit from doing meth. It won't harm you as much as your current habit.

12/15/2011 5:41:33 AM

#1357976
Prager

If you did that, all you would do is create "Pavlov's Fundie".

12/15/2011 5:48:56 AM

#1357978


Self brainwashing for Jesus.

12/15/2011 5:59:18 AM

#1357981
Mister Spak

It's like 6 year olds watching a horror movie, then thinking every shadow is a monster that is going to eat them.

12/15/2011 6:05:20 AM

#1357986
Xotan

What about watching paint dry? More interesting, for sure!

12/15/2011 6:09:29 AM

#1358006
Captain Understatement

I bet you are the life and soul of the party.

12/15/2011 7:12:33 AM

#1358007
Big Jilm

Three straight hours of torture porn? You'll be desensitized soon and have to resort to more and more extreme rapture, torture, and god-blowin'-em-all-ups.

Admit you have an addiction. You need help.

12/15/2011 7:14:55 AM

#1358010
Brendan Rizzo

Umm... wut.

Yeah, these people aren't just "eager" for the Rapture. It's officially an obsession for them. Somebody needs to stage an intervention, stat!

12/15/2011 7:20:37 AM

#1358016
dionysus

Three hours straight? Shit, I can barely watch a TV marathon for that long and those usually involve somewhat different subject matters from episode to episode, plus they give you a break every 10 minutes. You remind me of my younger brother when he was 5 and watched Space Jam continuously. Congratulations, you have the sophistication of a 5 year old!

12/15/2011 7:31:04 AM

#1358018
rubber chicken

3 hours of skydiving videos running backwards will increase your risk of heart attack ? Sign me up.

12/15/2011 7:31:58 AM

#1358019
Hakar

Or I can watch three hours of My Little Pony and actually feel rapture.

12/15/2011 7:33:12 AM

#1358022
Doubting Thomas

And now we know what crazy fundies do for fun. Three hours, seriously? Why don't you just stick a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger? Because if that's what passes for fun, I just don't want to live any more.

12/15/2011 7:41:09 AM

#1358026
Reynardine

A great entertainment for those who want to be scared of their own farts.

12/15/2011 7:51:47 AM

#1358029
Serenissima

Make your heart skip in joy that there's something less boring to do. Like watch trains, as dull as it is. It's still a superior experience to watching those videos.

12/15/2011 7:54:31 AM

#1358032
Raised by Horses

The best thriller is still... Thriller. Sorry.

12/15/2011 8:00:44 AM

#1358039
Darwin

"...every train horn, thunder, and other loud sound will make your heart skip."

Or make your stomach hurl.

12/15/2011 8:15:15 AM

#1358041
LDM

If I ever find out I lived next to one of these people, I'm going to start rattling sheet metal every day.

12/15/2011 8:17:42 AM

#1358043
TGRwulf

This is actually kind of sad.

12/15/2011 8:20:54 AM

#1358045
LAchlan

Time to take your tablets.

12/15/2011 8:25:35 AM
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