The best thriller is to go on Youtube and watch animations of the Rapture for well over three hours straight. If you do, every train horn, thunder, and other loud sound will make your heart skip.
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What happened to that good ole Protestant Work Ethic? You know, the one that those lazy Mary-worshipping bums don't have and which proves that the U S of A is God's Own Country(TM)?
You are a traitor to the Rethuglican faith and will be burnt on a pyre of flaming evolushunary textbooks.
Three straight hours of torture porn? You'll be desensitized soon and have to resort to more and more extreme rapture, torture, and god-blowin'-em-all-ups.
Admit you have an addiction. You need help.
Three hours straight? Shit, I can barely watch a TV marathon for that long and those usually involve somewhat different subject matters from episode to episode, plus they give you a break every 10 minutes. You remind me of my younger brother when he was 5 and watched Space Jam continuously. Congratulations, you have the sophistication of a 5 year old!
And now we know what crazy fundies do for fun. Three hours, seriously? Why don't you just stick a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger? Because if that's what passes for fun, I just don't want to live any more.
"...every train horn, thunder, and other loud sound will make your heart skip."
Or make your stomach hurl.
When it comes to religious flicks, I'll watch the classics..."Jesus of Nazareth", "The Ten Commandments"....heck, I'd love the groovy stylings of "Jesus Christ Superstar" or "Godspell"....or a feature-length cartoon bonanza like "Prince of Egypt".
But this cheesy apocalypic propaganda crap like "Left Behind"....well....it's crap.
Heck, Mel "I Need A Straightjacket" Gibson's "Passion" is a lot less pathetic than this! Just cut out all the real gory stuff & shorten the worst parts & it actually would be a good movie. Obviously he put a lot of effort, craft & heart into it & it would probably been a rather powerfully moving drama if he didn't go so overboard with the gore!
Papabear
Exactly why do I want to do that.
Because you've been conditioned to get some perverse joy in the thought that you'll be rewarded for your faith in a divine being while the vast majority of the population that had the temerity to not believe in that deity, or to believe in another or others, will burn for eternity.
I find the best thriller is still the old "waking up beside my girlfreind" routine.
Yes I'm old.
PS, Having read the actual thread this was from, I am utterly disgusted.
Sorry, but if I want to watch epic, loud violence and battles, I just go see a fucking action/horror movie.
Ugh. It's just disgusting seeing those Rapture Retards slobber all over Newt "l cheated on my dying wives and acted like a total child during the Clinton administration" Gingrich's knob.
If that asshole wins the primary, the Republicans can kiss the election goodbye. I certainly won't be voting for him.
Sounds like something that would bore the living hell out of me.
Let's make this "thriller" the alternative to waterboarding, shall we?
Good thing he limits his viewing sessions to only "well over three hours straight." Apparently, Acebopata turns it off just in the nick of time because, as the fine folks who manufacture Cialis warn us:
Medical advice should be sought immediately for cases of erection lasting beyond four hours.
One of my favourite non-Hitchcock thrillers is the 1982 Clint Eastwood film "Firefox".
Every jet aircraft I hear flying overhead makes my heart skip.
However, watching animations of something that'll never fucking happen has to be the saddest & most pathetic thing imaginable. Thus you'll end up like this:
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Even the anime series "DearS", with it's premise of an extraterrestrial slave race (think the film/TV series "Alien Nation") coming down to Earth, is far more credible than what Takeya here wants would similarly happen to you.
Moral: Animation. They are not documentaries. Unlike, say, films featuring the F-22 Raptor. PROTIP: Project Aurora. One is based here in the UK. Those planes. The MiG-31 Firefox. The UCAV E.D.I. in the film "Stealth". Quantum Computers already exist ; the science fiction of the past becoming the science fact of today. Fact . Fiction (the [C]Rapture). There is a difference.
(Fuck me, if these Raptard cuntbrains ever watched the anime "Rozen Maiden", or even "Bible Black"...! >:D )
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