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#1360856
Can people stop posting these, they are a very clever satire and very fake.
EDIT: should have read the post first D:
12/27/2011 4:18:32 AM
#1360857
atheist
Hey, stupid,
The Internet was not created by the U.S.A. It was initially thought up by a British scientist, and developed by the CERN people in Europe.
Apart from that, fuck off.
12/27/2011 4:22:27 AM
#1360859
Adrian
The fail and unwarranted self-importance are strong with this one. [/Yoda]
Also, First Amendment and Treaty of Tripoli, bitch! The USA aren't a Xian nation, and freedom of speech means that people can criticize your religion to their heart's content.
12/27/2011 4:30:01 AM
#1360860
maxedout
Actually the internet is an American (originally military) invention - it just refers to the structure of the network.
The World Wide Web is what makes it work for the rest of us & that was invented by Tim Berners-Lee (British) working for CERN (European). No-one owns it - that's the whole point.
12/27/2011 4:32:12 AM
#1360870
ttp
Jim Carlson, you unsaved trash, how dare you call the One True Church a fraud or a joke?! You're surely gonna burn in hell.
12/27/2011 4:41:00 AM
#1360875
Serph-no-Okami
The internet is an international phenomenon. Even if American fundies could have some control over it, the rest of the world would simply continue filling it with porn and cats. Ehm, and blasphemy, I guess.
12/27/2011 4:50:00 AM
#1360877
HAR! HAR! HAR!
Things we can do:
Prayer. It is our best weapon against the anti-Christian forces. We must pray not only that the Lord will intervene on behalf of the unsaved who are being damaged by Americhrist Ltd., but also for the souls of those same unsaved. Furthermore, we must pray that Chris Harper and his fellow hatemongers will themselves be saved and cease in their evil actions.
12/27/2011 4:53:36 AM
#1360878
HAR! HAR! HAR!
12/27/2011 4:57:59 AM
#1360885
jadephoenix84
Lanover Baptist is a joke that no one takes seriously. No one is dumb enough to think that ALL Christians are like that.
If you really want someone to be outraged at, then why don't you focus on the Westboro Baptist "Church", who are a real cult/hate group who actually does make Christianity look bad. They, and people like them, are the reason people distrust and reject your religion.
12/27/2011 5:12:49 AM
#1360886
jsonitsac
OBJECTIVE: Ministries is a satire.
12/27/2011 5:13:34 AM
#1360888
Percy Q. Shunn
maxedout is correct.
To add insult to injury, Mr. Carlson, if you do some research, you'll find that Al Gore really was on the leading edge of the developement of the internet. You dumbfucks vilified him for his claim. You were wrong. And you are wrong in every aspect of this diatribe.
12/27/2011 5:17:59 AM
#1360890
Nerikull
Failed in the first 10 words.
More proof that fundies have no sense of humor.
12/27/2011 5:19:14 AM
#1360892
We could obtain electricity from Turing spinning in his grave.
12/27/2011 5:20:40 AM
#1360905
tehconz
Best of luck, bitches.
12/27/2011 5:52:37 AM
#1360914
This site is a parody. A good one, though.
12/27/2011 6:02:44 AM
#1360921
mad the swine
Yep, Objective: Ministries is a parody. (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Objective:_Ministries)
12/27/2011 6:07:49 AM
#1360925
checkmate
Why is this posted here?
As others have already pointed out, Objective: Ministries is a spoof and the anti Landover Baptist page is a running gag with a long history.
Funny, but not fundie.
12/27/2011 6:14:50 AM
#1360943
Berny
Dear fuckwitted Christian,
The Internet belongs to the world. Your nation was founded on secular principles, not Christian ones. Please get a clue or fuck off.
Sincerely,
A sane individual who knows more about history than you do.
12/27/2011 7:28:47 AM
#1360945
Doubting Thomas
I really believe this is a satire site. Or at least I really hope it is. It really gets hard to tell these days.
12/27/2011 7:31:17 AM
#1360963
I'm glad this is only a parody. It had me a bit concerned, especially in the light of SOPA potentially passing. It's not unrealistic to think that numbnuts who actually believe stuff like this would file false and frivolous copyright claims to get sites they don't approve of censored and blocked.
12/27/2011 7:48:41 AM
#1360973
Professor Smartypants
Well, yeah, and you wouldn't have the computers that the internet is based on if it weren't for that godless homosexual Turing. Computing is from Satan! And all that software stuff they run wouldn't work without the abomination that is the compiler - pioneered by a woman in authority over men, which is clearly unbiblical! No way you should be accepting this!
Let go of your keyboard, wash your hands and pray for forgiveness. Jesus might just about be able to save you if you STOP RIGHT NOW!!!
12/27/2011 8:00:36 AM
#1360992
quinky
The inventors of the internet relied on algebra, which is a muslim invention. Therefore, the internet is islamic.
12/27/2011 8:31:53 AM
#1361001
Jim , please get a grip. Landover Baptist is much nicer than Westboro. Didn't you like the article "tampons - satans cottony fingers" ?
The internet is mostly porn sites anyway, try removing Adult Empire first.
12/27/2011 8:43:25 AM
#1361011
aaa
I think the only reason we are quoting sites like this is to maintain their cover.
12/27/2011 9:02:53 AM
#1361012
Headache
maxedout said:
Actually the internet is an American (originally military) invention - it just refers to the structure of the network.
Not quite.
The Internet we know today, was initially created as a merger between DARPANET, various US university networks and EU-net. I was connected through EU-net prior to the Internet. It had some really simple services such as ftp, telnet, ntp and gopher.
12/27/2011 9:03:31 AM
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