Maybe because they are as much part of the homosexual lifestyle (argh I hate that term, makes it seem like something people choose to do) as they are of the heterosexual lifestyle, being that it's only a small minority that indulges in it?
12/16/2011 6:25:08 AM
That's a good point. Why would they make things worse for themselves by lying about themselves? It'd be like claiming to be a serial killer when applying for a job.
12/16/2011 6:50:51 AM
No, just no. See, your comment is built upon the bullshit assumption that homosexual relationships are the same as relationships with a child or a minor underage, ignoring the fact that minors are not of the capacity to give full informed legal consent as an adult would, and that pedophilia (and the others) can be heterosexual as well. Therefore, upon the bullshit base that is your implied assumption, you've managed to spawn, yep, yet more bullshit, and to top it off, you've included that trademark ultra-conservative bitterness and vitriol, making any valid point, if you had one, completely lost onto any self-respecting intellectual who doesn't enjoy pawing through a textual garbage bin.
12/16/2011 6:53:08 AM
I bet you got really good grades in the homosexual perversion class.
Did they show lesbian porn in this class too?
12/16/2011 7:03:56 AM
As well as heterosexuals.
12/16/2011 7:09:15 AM
Let me guess, that's what they teach at Bob Jones University?
12/16/2011 7:27:23 AM
pedophilia, hebephilia and ephebophilia (see sod, I do listen in class)
Oh, so THAT'S where fundies learn about all of these different sex practices that they seem to know about. They teach this stuff in fundamentalist classrooms. I was always wondering how supposedly anti-porn fundies know so much about things seen in the darker, shadier side of porn and how supposedly anti-gay fundies know so much about things seen in gay porn. Only two problems: porn=/=reality and things gays can do can usually be done by straight people too.
12/16/2011 7:51:06 AM
I hear they do gerontophilia, too. Well, the old ones do.
12/16/2011 8:39:08 AM
Because they clearly aren't.
12/16/2011 8:56:27 AM
So all these stories about women having sex with underage boys have what to do with gays and lesbians?
12/16/2011 9:01:52 AM
Looking up what the words mean would be even better, don't you think?
12/16/2011 9:11:51 AM
You haz a class on how to have sex with kids ? Thats frankly disgusting.
Unmentionable acts ? what spell prevents you from mentioning rimming and anal sex. ?
straight people can do them too. Gay guys cant do vaginal sex though, so heterosex has one more hole to use, yay, heterosex wins.
Forgot to mention Golden showers and coporophagia although either sex can do both.
12/16/2011 9:23:20 AM
What class? He hasn't got any class.
12/16/2011 10:49:09 AM
Seriously? I can't even bother with this crap anymore.
INFORMED, CONSENTING ADULTS.
That is all.
12/16/2011 12:33:43 PM
This one time, in pedophilia class... wait, what?
I hope the FBI knows about this "class."
12/16/2011 12:46:37 PM
Even if it was strictly limited to the "homosexual lifestyle", why is ephebophilia even considered a problem? Oh no, adult women/men find fourteen to sixteen year olds particularly attractive! It can't possibly be because they're young, physically developed, and attractive can it? It isn't as though an army of ephebophiles, unable to control their lust, are running around raping teens.
12/16/2011 2:01:57 PM
Brainwashing*, torture**, and murder*** are part of the Christian lifestyle. Yet "culture warriors" openly admit their Christianity without any apparent disapproval.
* Religious homeschooling, the Quiverfull movement, doomsday cults
** Inquisition, witch trials, the Pearls
*** Crusades, witch-hunts (again), various "pro-life" shootings and bombings.
12/16/2011 3:00:14 PM
Chances are that this guy is one of the classier contributors to Theology Online.
12/16/2011 3:12:01 PM
Here we go again....
(To the tune of 'Bringing In The Sheaves')
"LYING FOR THE LAWD,
LYING FOR THE LAWD,
OH PRAISE GAWD I'M LYYYYING
LYING FOR THE LAAAAWWWWWWWDDDD!"
I'm with ya on that one....
....I DON'T want to see fundies private sex lives. If I wanted to, I'd watch "Swap AVI"....which I don't.
12/16/2011 6:03:18 PM
@Ahlberg Well I personally am going to assume a 30 year old man creeping on a 16 year old is a creeper.
12/16/2011 7:22:27 PM
I am glad he mentioned pedophilia. It has been a fine longstanding tradition in the christinsane church. And not just the catholic church version I might add.....
12/16/2011 8:30:29 PM
Sure, it's part of some anti-gay rant that confuses genetic tendencies with lifestyle choices, but look on the bright side: there are other people out there who appear to know the difference between pedophilia, hebephilia, and ephebophilia. I haven't seen someone like that in a while.
12/16/2011 10:51:00 PM
12/17/2011 12:26:37 AM
points for knowing pedophilia, hebephilia and ephebophilia.
the rest of the story is... well... no.
12/17/2011 1:35:50 AM
Almost every part of your sentence is demonstrably wrong, bro.
12/17/2011 3:58:38 AM