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[Re. Lowes deciding not to advertise during the show "All-American Muslim" after being pressured by a Christian right group.]

If the Dummycrats can force Lowes, even by extortion with the threat of legislation, to support such an anti-American POS as this Muslim lie, they can force anyone to say or do anything under threat of legal action. If that doesn’t work they just send the military to scoop you off the streets and imprison you for life.

That will spawn a new generation of libtard reality shows like North American Gulag, The Real Housewives of Muhammad, Suicide Bomber Chef, Hollywood Jihadi, Say Yes to the Bomb Vest, Redistribution Pyramid, Deadliest IED, The Amazing Race Across the Border, Tori and Dean and Sharia, American Infidel, Allah Knows Best, on and on.

The alternative is we stop them, NOW, by ballots or bullets.

762x51, Moonbattery 96 Comments [12/16/2011 6:25:35 AM]
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OtakuX

And yet, if I said we needed to stop television from portraying Christians in a positive light, you'd be calling me evil.

12/16/2011 6:33:51 AM



Am I the only one who can hear 762x51 fapping all the way from here?

12/16/2011 6:33:53 AM

D Laurier

Huh?

12/16/2011 6:39:54 AM

TheDarkEricDraven

I would watch The Amazing Race Across the Border. That would be pretty exciting.

I wonder how these morons are reacting to the "no trial for terror suspects" thing?

12/16/2011 6:52:56 AM

freako104

And yet Muslims are the violent ones. How is the show a lie? It doesn't cater to your prejudices?

12/16/2011 6:54:12 AM

Mister Spak

If the Repooplicans can force Lowes, even by extortion with the threat of legislation, to drop advertising fotr an inane reality show, they can force anyone to say or do anything under threat of legal action. If that doesn’t work they just send the Blackwater to scoop you off the streets and imprison you for life.

That will spawn a new generation of conservatard reality shows like North American Crusaders, The Real Brides of the Church, Waterboarding in Orange County, Hollywood Holy War, Say Yes to the Dumb bomb, Facist Apprentice, Shockingest Awe, Spic shooting at the Border, Tori and Dean and Leviticus, American Prayer Warrior, Jesus Knows Best, on and on.

The alternative is we start treating them like mental patients, not rational people.

Fixed.


12/16/2011 6:59:42 AM

The_L

I feel like I lost 50 IQ points just reading this paranoid rant.

12/16/2011 7:01:37 AM

dionysus

That will spawn a new generation of libtard reality shows like North American Gulag, The Real Housewives of Muhammad, Suicide Bomber Chef, Hollywood Jihadi, Say Yes to the Bomb Vest, Redistribution Pyramid, Deadliest IED, The Amazing Race Across the Border, Tori and Dean and Sharia, American Infidel, Allah Knows Best, on and on.

Must be really easy when you can put all of your enemies in one tiny, little box. Never mind that the Soviets fought against the fundamentalist Muslims (who Ronald Reagan aligned with against the Soviets), that liberals dislike all fundamentalists (including Muslim fundamentalists), that the Mexicans have nothing at all to do with the Soviets OR the Muslim extremists, and that Obama has deported more Mexicans than his three previous predecessors. Let's forget all of those realities because that makes things too complex for your tiny brain to understand.

12/16/2011 7:06:39 AM

ME24601

But when evangelicals force Lowes to drop their ads, everything is fine...

12/16/2011 7:12:32 AM



Wait, what? No! People are doing exactly what a capitalist society requires by getting outraged and voting with money! Isn't that what conservatives want? Or is that only true when it goes your way?

12/16/2011 7:13:04 AM

OhJohnNo

Islam is such a violent, hateful religion! I hate it, we should kill all Muslims!

12/16/2011 7:17:09 AM

Doubting Thomas

But don't forget, Islam is the violent religion.

I'm really disappointed that Lowes caved in to the stupid Christian group. I'll not be buying anything from them. If I were their CEO I'd have told the Christian group that they are the reason this show exists, to hopefully educate ignorant bigots like them.

12/16/2011 7:17:34 AM

dionysus

The alternative is we stop them, NOW, by ballots or bullets.

You try it motherfucker and you'll have the feds on your ass a la David Koresh.

12/16/2011 7:25:53 AM

MarylandBear

Y'know, for me, it used to "six of one, half dozen of the other" hing for me to pick between Home Depot and Lowes. They're both about equidistant from my house, so it really usually boiled down to "wherever else I need to go".

Now, though, Lowe's has made it easy for me -- Home Depot from now on!

12/16/2011 7:29:26 AM

breakerslion

Because Lowe's isn't circling the bowl fast enough without this retarded shit.

Reminds me of the cement-heads that formed up outside a local TV station to protest NYPD Blue before a single episode had aired. "MyMasterSaysItsEvil (drool)."

12/16/2011 7:30:59 AM

ThinkingManNeil

"The alternative is we stop them, NOW, by ballots or bullets."

Tough talk from someone with such a tiny mind.

N,

12/16/2011 7:35:25 AM

muters

Behead those who don't insult Islam!

12/16/2011 7:51:50 AM

Horsefeathers

"The alternative is we stop them, NOW, by ballots or bullets."

Threatening elected officials is likely to get you a response from the government. Just not the one you want.

12/16/2011 7:53:06 AM

dionysus

Why is this not getting rated higher? When did threatening to kill people become not "WTF"?

12/16/2011 7:59:21 AM

Dick Johnson

The Real Housewives of Muhammad eh? I'd so watch that shit!

12/16/2011 8:05:08 AM

Threshold

Say what you will, the long list of potential shows is kind of amusing. I suggest "Jon & Kate Plus 8 Other Wives". Sorry, wanting to continue long lists of jokes like this is something I picked up watching "How I met your Mullah". Boom.

12/16/2011 8:28:49 AM

Comrade Potatovich

The Real Housewives of Muhammad
Evil, evil men forcing the poor women to slave under them
The Real Housewives of the Deep South
True American Heroes Fighting Against Liberalism

12/16/2011 8:34:17 AM

Bollox

Well, stopping them NOW with ballots is out, on account of there's no elections due, so let's see how you do with the bullets, 762x51. I'll bring popcorn.

12/16/2011 8:35:55 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Oh please. People have been pressuring news networks and other corporations with boycotts for decades. This isn't anything new. Someone is a paranoid lunatic.

12/16/2011 8:38:39 AM

Alan Partridge

Monkey tennis! I'd watch that.

12/16/2011 8:40:39 AM
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