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If the most productive time of salvation are the pre-teen years, and if the pre-teen years are the most vulnerable – does it not stand to reason that Satan would fiercely attack this time? Can we not see the overwhelming evidence of this Satanic attack on our children? From the sexual, sensual music of Britney Spears, or Nsync, to the occult and witchcraft of Harry Potter – there is an attack aimed directly at our children. It’s blasting from the TV, the music, the Internet, the peer pressure, the public schools – Satan’s attack literally "seeks" to "devour our children" into every "nook and cranny".

Terry Watkins, King James Bible Believers 61 Comments [12/18/2011 9:39:01 AM]
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MK

You forget. Your own KJV bible tells you that God is in complete control of Satan, and that everything Satan does is because God allows it.

12/18/2011 9:52:10 AM

Rohanwotan2

Nsync? Have they even done anything in the last decade? I know your thoughts come from the bronze age, but at least PRETEND to keep up.

12/18/2011 9:58:58 AM

Giardano Bruno

I have friends from countries where torture is commonplace, and one from a place where the government boils political opponents alive.

Thank you Terry for showing us that our priorities are wrong and we should we worrying about the evil influence of Britney Spears.

12/18/2011 10:10:59 AM

derpmaster

Britney Spears and N Sync?

Did you crawl under a rock in 1999 and never come out? Most of the people who were adolescents when those artists ruled MTV/the radio are now in their mid 20s and have things like cars, families, homes, and careers. Satan's powers must be highly overstated-I blame God's 2.2 billion-strong PR department on Earth

12/18/2011 10:19:26 AM

freako104

Nsync? Holy fucking hell this is old! And while they sucked, this whole thing is a load of bullshit

12/18/2011 10:35:19 AM

Reynardine

They used to talk like this about the Oz books and Treasure Island, too. Oh, Hell, Reynardine, bite your tongue. Don't remind them.

12/18/2011 11:16:34 AM

ShadowNet

Nook and cranny? On a child? That's some messed up pedo shit there. Maybe it is best if children stay away from you.

12/18/2011 11:16:47 AM

Gawd


Well, yes Britney Spears and Nsync are indeed Satanic, but old "Terry" here needs to learn when and how to use quotation marks.

12/18/2011 11:22:31 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Someone is really, really out of date. N-SYNC?

12/18/2011 11:25:35 AM

Darwin

"If the most productive time of salvation are the pre-teen years, and if the pre-teen years are the most vulnerable – does it not stand to reason that Satan would fiercely attack this time?"

Sounds like a reasonable tactic. One problem though: first you have to prove that Satan exists.

We're waiting...

12/18/2011 11:48:44 AM

Swede

How do you devour someone into every nook and cranny?

Harry Potter is a Christian allegory, stupid. He even sacrifices himself and comes back to life again. It's a story of the fight between good and evil, both within ourselves and in the world at large. If you are against Harry Potter, are you then for Lord Voldemort?

12/18/2011 11:50:08 AM

Osiris

@MK: Whence commeth evil? Why God of course, he is the author and master of evil and everything evil that happens in the world is his doing. Of course theists will twist and bend and wail and gnash their teeth trying to get around this issue.

12/18/2011 12:12:42 PM

Papabear

Nsync could be "of the devil," but only because Satan might be trying to stamp out good taste.

12/18/2011 12:14:04 PM

Often Partisan

We're STILL going on about HP???

12/18/2011 12:20:26 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Satan’s attack literally "seeks" to "devour our children" into every "nook and cranny".

How does one "devour into" something? Oh, and learn how to use quotation marks.

12/18/2011 12:49:31 PM

farpadokly

I think that what's really happening here is that you're worried you're going to lose your grip of indoctrination on little johnny or susie once they get into the real world and realise the nefarious nature of your controlling bullshit.

12/18/2011 12:58:19 PM

Apocraphy

Satan 1
God fuck all

12/18/2011 12:59:24 PM

DinosaurRidinJeebus

LOL Nsync.

Let's all go download Nsync on napster guys.

Oh shit...I guess it isn't 1998 anymore.

12/18/2011 1:12:25 PM

Doubting Thomas

Oh please. Britney, Nsync, and Harry Potter are so yesterday. Hey fundies! I hear that Led Zepplin and The Eagles are starting to put backwards Satanic messages in their rock & roll songs. Maybe you can get a handle on that. While you're at it, see if you can find anything on the rumors that Paul McCartney is dead.

Now if you wanted to claim that Satan is working through Justin Bieber, then I might have a hard time arguing with you. There's really no other way to explain his fame.

12/18/2011 1:13:56 PM

Giardano Bruno

Ever listen to the backward Satanic messages on Country and Western songs?

Got back my wife, got back my dog, got back my pickup truck.

12/18/2011 1:40:28 PM

HoJuSimpson

Digital, digital get down!

12/18/2011 1:47:11 PM

whoanelly

Nsync? Seriously?!

Come on man! There are so many aspects of the culture you can attack as satanic now! Like Lady Gaga, or Kesha. This is a golden opportunity for you!

12/18/2011 1:55:40 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

Hmmm... you may be right about Ms. Spears.


12/18/2011 2:00:19 PM

Chest Rockwell

@ Percy

Are you out of your mind? The girl is fine as fuck.


12/18/2011 2:02:38 PM

Old Viking

I'm almost certain I detect satanic content in some of Bing Crosby's recordings.

12/18/2011 2:08:06 PM
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