Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In Forums

Quote# 85326

Question for evolutionists: If you are so sure that humans are animals, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses? We know what they are going to say, don't we?

Conservative, Conservapedia 83 Comments [12/22/2011 4:33:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 118
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1 2 3 4
#1359737
OhJohnNo

Apparently, though, animals can edit Conservapedia.

12/22/2011 4:40:43 AM
#1359738
Ken

Cute, but we're the animals with the highest brain function and people at the DMV aren't scientists. We do all the things that animals do: eat, shit, sleep, reproduce.

12/22/2011 4:45:41 AM
#1359739
Bollox

I'm prepared to concede that Conservapedians might be vegetables.

12/22/2011 4:48:39 AM
#1359745
Percy Q. Shunn


12/22/2011 4:59:59 AM
#1359748
Serph-no-Okami

We don't give kids a driver's license, so what, they aren't human?

12/22/2011 5:06:16 AM
#1359749


That makes their answer inaccurate. They should say some animals (humans) can.

12/22/2011 5:11:47 AM
#1359753
Darwin

Bring your goat down to the local DMV. If it can pass the test to get a learner's permit then I'll personally give it free driving instruction. Hell, I've taught fundies well enough to get their license, a goat can't be any more stupid.

12/22/2011 5:22:12 AM
#1359754
Atheissimo

Because... apart from some species of ape their appendages are unsuited to driving a car designed for humans?

You ever tried pulling a plough designed for a Horse

Evolution =/= all animals are identical

12/22/2011 5:22:50 AM
#1359765
radda

This... is the best argument I`ve ever seen :D

It made me happy on the inside.

12/22/2011 6:21:13 AM
#1359766
Quantum Mechanic

You still have to pass a test.
Didn't you ever see Toonces on SNL?

12/22/2011 6:23:26 AM
#1359768
Pilotess

that's funny! That was a good laugh this morning!

12/22/2011 6:29:38 AM
#1359770
Table Rock

"We need identification and proof of residency."

12/22/2011 6:48:58 AM
#1359771
D Laurier

Huh?
Oh wait... it's conservapedia.

12/22/2011 6:49:39 AM
#1359776
dionysus

And here is why fundies call evolution "just a theory", they don't understand the concept of scientific words meaning something different than their colloquial counterparts.

12/22/2011 6:55:46 AM
#1359781
Reynardine

When I was a kid, Life magazine featured both a horse named Gaylord and a dog named Shooshoo who could drive. They both needed vehicular modifications, of course, but while the dog liked to speed, the horse was a more prudent driver than most people. I don't know their ages or the jurisdictions where they had to get licenses, though.

12/22/2011 7:03:43 AM
#1359791
Mrs. Antichrist

Pretty sure we've just hit the event horizon of failure.

12/22/2011 7:23:38 AM
#1359792
Doubting Thomas

OK, if we're not animals, why do we have so much in common with other mammals?

Oh fuck it, if this is the kind of argument they're coming up with these days, they're beyond any kind of rational debate.

This is definitely one of the most stupid comments I've ever seen on here.

Oh, and:

12/22/2011 7:23:41 AM
#1359796
Doperwtje

Conservative is Conservapedia's resident bestiality-expert so it's no wonder that he has a.. 'fascination'... with animals...

12/22/2011 7:37:03 AM
#1359810
Horsefeathers

"Question for evolutionists: If you are so sure that humans are animals, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses? We know what they are going to say, don't we?"

Because linguistically we make a distinction between ourselves and animals, nimrod.

This "idea" wasn't any funnier when Ray Comfort decided to call up a bunch of airlines and ask if his "relative" could fly with them and then telling them that his "relative" was an orangutan. It was stupid when he did it and it's even more so when people such as yourself try to riff on it.

12/22/2011 7:49:43 AM
#1359816


In my area they will say , have them come in , do the written test ,the vision test, then do the practical driving test. If they can do that , and have the required identiification they would consider it. ;-)


12/22/2011 7:58:16 AM
#1359815


Translation: "Waaah, why are you calling humans animals? Animals are dirty and humans totally aren't dirty, we are sooo different than any other life form on this planet. Waaaah."

12/22/2011 7:58:16 AM
#1359817
Anon-e-moose

"Question for evolutionists: If you are so sure that humans are animals, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses? We know what they are going to say, don't we?"

Yes. For example: 'Have you seen the film "Cannonball Run II"? After all, re. you Teabagger Neocunts...:



...ergo, a limousine 'driven' by an orang-utan in a comedy film. Problem?'

[/smartarse]

12/22/2011 8:01:24 AM
#1359819
Tempus

Because most of them don't have thumbs, or the sheer data-handling power of a human brain.

12/22/2011 8:07:54 AM
#1359820
Shax

Good question. You should get right on that.

After all, we had a brain-injured chimp running the most powerful nation on Earth from 2000 to 2008, so driving can't be that much of a step.



Yeah, I went there.

12/22/2011 8:09:50 AM
#1359821
Rob aka Mediancat

All A are B is not the same as all B are A. This is elementary logic, though, so I can see where it might be beyond the folks at Conservapedia.

12/22/2011 8:21:48 AM
1 2 3 4