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Question for evolutionists: If you are so sure that humans are animals, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses? We know what they are going to say, don't we?

Conservative, Conservapedia 83 Comments [12/22/2011 4:33:25 AM]
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LDM

If the Conservapediatards get any dumber, they're going to need helmets.

12/22/2011 8:25:43 AM

Brendan Rizzo

That would be like saying that since Americans, Canadians, and Australians are (mostly) descended from Europeans, they should be allowed to join the European Union. Or, like saying that a rectangle with dimensions of 1 x 42 is clearly a square, because all squares are rectangles, therefore (by fundie "logic") all rectangles MUST be squares, right?!

All humans may be animals, Tea Partier, but not all animals are humans.

12/22/2011 8:42:17 AM

Anon-e-moose

'Right turn, Clyde!':



-Philo Beddoe (Clint Eastwood), "Every Which Way But Loose"/"Any Which Way You Can"

12/22/2011 8:50:13 AM

Murdin

Question for evolutionists: If you are so sure that humans are animals, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses? We know what they are going to say, don't we?

What does it have to do with the theory of evolution? The idea that humans are animals is much, much older than Charles Darwin.

12/22/2011 8:54:09 AM

Moondog

I'll go down to the Registry and see if they let arboreal animals can drive "stick."

12/22/2011 9:13:39 AM

aaa

Tell me again why you communicate only in absurd garbage?

12/22/2011 9:23:01 AM

Comrade Potatovich

They should make a modern-age Blackadder where Baldrick is a creationist.

12/22/2011 9:31:53 AM

Justanotheratheist

The fact that we are the only animals with the mental capacity to operate a motor vehicle does not mean that we aren't animals. You have to past a test to get a licence, you know. They don't just give it to you.

12/22/2011 9:58:28 AM

Panz

Fucking idiot on the black hole of stupidity Conservapedia...move on

12/22/2011 10:26:34 AM

freako104

So... before 16 they aren't human kids? After all 16 is when get license

12/22/2011 10:34:06 AM

ThinkingManNeil

Please tell me you can't be so shockingly, startlingly, mind-fuckingly stupid to think that a real argument against the established scientific truth of evolution? If you, in fact, do, please do us and the rest of humanity a favour and go get your tubes tied or have a vasectomy -- as the case warrants -- so you can't inflict mankind with what would surely be idiot children...

N.

12/22/2011 10:35:12 AM

Berny

If you're so sure you're not an animal, then tell me what you're doing benefiting from medical treatment based on animal studies.
Fuckwit.

12/22/2011 10:45:37 AM

Dharmabum

Holy fucking shit, this is stupid.

12/22/2011 10:58:13 AM

SpukiKitty

Apparently, humans are minerals....after all, the fundies believe in a 6000-year-old dirtman.

A fundie's head is full of rocks.


Soooo...If Human's aren't animals, are they minerals? Are They fungi? Plants? Microbes? WHAT?

12/22/2011 11:12:54 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Well I guess it is settled then. You can't argue with that logic.

12/22/2011 11:21:03 AM

Michael

Pretty poor argument. We don't simply differentiate between "humans" and "all [other] animals" for rights and privileges. Rather, there are lots of animals that also have special rights, privileges, and responsibilities. Dogs can be put into service as therapy animals or for other medical reasons, and we rescue them from dogfigthing rings and other forms of abuse. Mice, on the other hand, are not afforded the same privileges. While we might think it cruel, nobody's going to get arrested for making mice fight.

Setting all that aside, I would argue that if any other animal were to demonstrate that they could safely operate a car, THEN we might start giving licenses to non-humans.

12/22/2011 12:13:12 PM

Zagen30

Are we sure this isn't a poe?

12/22/2011 12:21:01 PM

= POPE =

Well, since we know we can't trust scientists to give us scientific answers, it stands to reason that we would turn to the DMV. I don't trust Doctors for medical advice, either. I generally ask the Dairy Manager at the nearest Stop and Shop. Prostate exam? Rubber gloves, isle 6. Dead people are much better at predicting the weather than meteorologists.

12/22/2011 12:28:11 PM

Papabear

We are the only animals capable of reliable, careful driving. Still animals, though. Swing and a miss.

12/22/2011 12:28:13 PM

checkmate

call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses

Anybody who drives knows that there are plenty of baboons on the road.

Next question please.

12/22/2011 1:26:01 PM

Auratwilight

Children aren't human, got it. MORE ABORTIONS NOW.

12/22/2011 1:53:47 PM

Phoenix

Animals besides humans cannot drive because they do not have the intelligence and physical capabilities [how would a horse or a dog sit in the driver's seat adn hold the wheel?] to do so.

12/22/2011 2:04:38 PM

whoanelly

You, sir, are an unabashed moron.

12/22/2011 2:33:29 PM

Shanya Almafeta

I hereby invoke the Air Bud rule.

12/22/2011 2:41:45 PM

Old Viking

Careful, there, Conservative. I taught one of our cats to play chess. (Although I must admit he's not that great at it. I can still beat him two out of three.)

12/22/2011 2:48:04 PM
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