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If the Conservapediatards get any dumber, they're going to need helmets.
12/22/2011 8:25:43 AM
That would be like saying that since Americans, Canadians, and Australians are (mostly) descended from Europeans, they should be allowed to join the European Union. Or, like saying that a rectangle with dimensions of 1 x 42 is clearly a square, because all squares are rectangles, therefore (by fundie "logic") all rectangles MUST be squares, right?!
All humans may be animals, Tea Partier, but not all animals are humans.
12/22/2011 8:42:17 AM
'Right turn, Clyde!':
-Philo Beddoe (Clint Eastwood), "Every Which Way But Loose"/"Any Which Way You Can"
12/22/2011 8:50:13 AM
Question for evolutionists: If you are so sure that humans are animals, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses? We know what they are going to say, don't we?
What does it have to do with the theory of evolution? The idea that humans are animals is much, much older than Charles Darwin.
12/22/2011 8:54:09 AM
I'll go down to the Registry and see if they let arboreal animals can drive "stick."
12/22/2011 9:13:39 AM
Tell me again why you communicate only in absurd garbage?
12/22/2011 9:23:01 AM
They should make a modern-age Blackadder where Baldrick is a creationist.
12/22/2011 9:31:53 AM
The fact that we are the only animals with the mental capacity to operate a motor vehicle does not mean that we aren't animals. You have to past a test to get a licence, you know. They don't just give it to you.
12/22/2011 9:58:28 AM
Fucking idiot on the black hole of stupidity Conservapedia...move on
12/22/2011 10:26:34 AM
So... before 16 they aren't human kids? After all 16 is when get license
12/22/2011 10:34:06 AM
Please tell me you can't be so shockingly, startlingly, mind-fuckingly stupid to think that a real argument against the established scientific truth of evolution? If you, in fact, do, please do us and the rest of humanity a favour and go get your tubes tied or have a vasectomy -- as the case warrants -- so you can't inflict mankind with what would surely be idiot children...
12/22/2011 10:35:12 AM
If you're so sure you're not an animal, then tell me what you're doing benefiting from medical treatment based on animal studies.
12/22/2011 10:45:37 AM
Holy fucking shit, this is stupid.
12/22/2011 10:58:13 AM
Apparently, humans are minerals....after all, the fundies believe in a 6000-year-old dirtman.
A fundie's head is full of rocks.
Soooo...If Human's aren't animals, are they minerals? Are They fungi? Plants? Microbes? WHAT?
12/22/2011 11:12:54 AM
Well I guess it is settled then. You can't argue with that logic.
12/22/2011 11:21:03 AM
Pretty poor argument. We don't simply differentiate between "humans" and "all [other] animals" for rights and privileges. Rather, there are lots of animals that also have special rights, privileges, and responsibilities. Dogs can be put into service as therapy animals or for other medical reasons, and we rescue them from dogfigthing rings and other forms of abuse. Mice, on the other hand, are not afforded the same privileges. While we might think it cruel, nobody's going to get arrested for making mice fight.
Setting all that aside, I would argue that if any other animal were to demonstrate that they could safely operate a car, THEN we might start giving licenses to non-humans.
12/22/2011 12:13:12 PM
Are we sure this isn't a poe?
12/22/2011 12:21:01 PM
= POPE =
Well, since we know we can't trust scientists to give us scientific answers, it stands to reason that we would turn to the DMV. I don't trust Doctors for medical advice, either. I generally ask the Dairy Manager at the nearest Stop and Shop. Prostate exam? Rubber gloves, isle 6. Dead people are much better at predicting the weather than meteorologists.
12/22/2011 12:28:11 PM
We are the only animals capable of reliable, careful driving. Still animals, though. Swing and a miss.
12/22/2011 12:28:13 PM
call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses
Anybody who drives knows that there are plenty of baboons on the road.
Next question please.
12/22/2011 1:26:01 PM
Children aren't human, got it. MORE ABORTIONS NOW.
12/22/2011 1:53:47 PM
Animals besides humans cannot drive because they do not have the intelligence and physical capabilities [how would a horse or a dog sit in the driver's seat adn hold the wheel?] to do so.
12/22/2011 2:04:38 PM
You, sir, are an unabashed moron.
12/22/2011 2:33:29 PM
I hereby invoke the Air Bud rule.
12/22/2011 2:41:45 PM
Careful, there, Conservative. I taught one of our cats to play chess. (Although I must admit he's not that great at it. I can still beat him two out of three.)
12/22/2011 2:48:04 PM
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