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Question for evolutionists: If you are so sure that humans are animals, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses? We know what they are going to say, don't we?

Conservative, Conservapedia 83 Comments [12/22/2011 4:33:25 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Perhaps they'll say: "If they can pass the exam, they'll probably be one up on half the people we do license..."

12/22/2011 3:26:02 PM

Karana

Logic fail. http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/composition.html

12/22/2011 5:32:12 PM

emau99

Define "animal".

Then define "equivocation".

Thanks.

12/22/2011 5:32:50 PM



After visiting the main i feel like I've lost several IQ points, and I still can't believe it isn't a parody. How do people this stupid even exist?!

12/22/2011 5:49:05 PM

Alencon

If they can pass the test...I would assume so.

12/22/2011 6:08:11 PM

Tixolopitli

Because the DMV is the top authority on what defines an animal.

12/22/2011 6:36:37 PM

v200

Weakest argument ever

12/22/2011 6:52:37 PM

Siberia

For the same reason dogs can't run the Kentucky Derby?

12/22/2011 6:52:41 PM

TheJebusFire

If your god exists, then why doesn't he go get a drivers license?

12/22/2011 8:33:05 PM

Canama

If you can show us a non-human animal that can pass the requisite tests, then we'll talk about the license.

12/22/2011 8:52:32 PM

rubber chicken

try getting a licence for jesus

12/22/2011 9:04:09 PM

Clyde T. Orangutan

@ Horsefeathers

Related to Comfort? That offends me.

BTW, they not only give drivers' licenses to animals, the issue them to apes.

12/22/2011 9:18:09 PM

moose

Just because all humans are animals, does not mean that all animals are humans. Although humans can manipulate the controls of a car, we can not fly like birds, who need no vehicle to operate. And clearly, be it dogs, birds, lizards, humans, all animals have different traits .....that evolved due to our particular circumstances. It would be silly to expect dogs to drive cars as it would be equally silly to expect humans to live in bird nests in trees.

"we know what they are going to say, dont we?"
Yes, they are going to say your analogy is ridiculous. I think I illustrated that point above.

OH...and just a tid bit for your pleasure. My brother's dog (dearly departed now) had his very own credit card. With his name on it. A card in which he paid his vet bills. Yeah, ok, so my brother wrote the check from his bank account when the bills came in the mail. But that is not altogether different than what many parents do when their kids are in college perhaps.....

12/23/2011 12:29:34 AM

Raised by Horses


12/23/2011 12:56:53 AM

PiGirl13

An argument from authority to support a claim relating to science.

The authority in question is the DMV.

Wow.

12/23/2011 1:42:51 AM

myheadhurts

When my dog can pass the written and driver exam, I'll advocate for him to have a driver's license along with his flee collar.

In the meantime, you are an idiot.

12/23/2011 2:19:34 AM

Agahnim

One species of animal can obtain driver's licenses: Homo sapiens. You might know them better as humans.

12/23/2011 3:14:21 AM

Jubba the Mad

Damn. I was afraid they would wheel that one out.

12/23/2011 6:37:50 AM

Anon-e-moose



(emphasis added):

Melvin: 'He sure looks a little... uh, a little... uh... he weird!'

Tony: 'I mean, it must be easy to get a licence in this town, huh?!'

Uncle Kyle: 'I've got a slogan: If a monkey can drive - so can YOU!'

-"Cannonball Run II"

@Comrade Potatovich

"They should make a modern-age Blackadder where Baldrick is a creationist."

Nah, wouldn't work. Baldrick's mother is a gorilla, y'see. X3

12/23/2011 6:54:28 AM

Mister Spak

Question for creationsts: If you are so sure humans are dirt, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if a pile of dirt can obtain drivers licences? We know what they are goint to say, right?

12/23/2011 8:17:52 AM

Skatepunk

WTF?! - ed

Thats the only thing I will do... besides making this comment.

12/23/2011 9:22:06 AM

feralboy12

For most animals, their feet don't reach the pedals. Duh.

12/23/2011 2:26:37 PM



Gah! This proves it! Evilution is wrong!

12/23/2011 8:03:23 PM

Tatsukun

Wait, does this moron think humans are vegetable or mineral based?

12/24/2011 12:58:16 AM



Reminds me of slavery, when slaves could break the law but, for some reason, were not considered humans. Funny, eh?

12/24/2011 9:40:03 AM
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