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#1359937
Perhaps they'll say: "If they can pass the exam, they'll probably be one up on half the people we do license..."
12/22/2011 3:26:02 PM
#1359953
Karana
Logic fail. http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/composition.html
12/22/2011 5:32:12 PM
#1359954
emau99
Define "animal".
Then define "equivocation".
Thanks.
12/22/2011 5:32:50 PM
#1359955
After visiting the main i feel like I've lost several IQ points, and I still can't believe it isn't a parody. How do people this stupid even exist?!
12/22/2011 5:49:05 PM
#1359959
Alencon
If they can pass the test...I would assume so.
12/22/2011 6:08:11 PM
#1359964
Tixolopitli
Because the DMV is the top authority on what defines an animal.
12/22/2011 6:36:37 PM
#1359966
v200
Weakest argument ever
12/22/2011 6:52:37 PM
#1359967
Siberia
For the same reason dogs can't run the Kentucky Derby?
12/22/2011 6:52:41 PM
#1359974
TheJebusFire
If your god exists, then why doesn't he go get a drivers license?
12/22/2011 8:33:05 PM
#1359982
Canama
If you can show us a non-human animal that can pass the requisite tests, then we'll talk about the license.
12/22/2011 8:52:32 PM
#1359983
rubber chicken
try getting a licence for jesus
12/22/2011 9:04:09 PM
#1359984
Clyde T. Orangutan
@ Horsefeathers
Related to Comfort? That offends me.
BTW, they not only give drivers' licenses to animals, the issue them to apes.
12/22/2011 9:18:09 PM
#1360004
moose
Just because all humans are animals, does not mean that all animals are humans. Although humans can manipulate the controls of a car, we can not fly like birds, who need no vehicle to operate. And clearly, be it dogs, birds, lizards, humans, all animals have different traits .....that evolved due to our particular circumstances. It would be silly to expect dogs to drive cars as it would be equally silly to expect humans to live in bird nests in trees.
"we know what they are going to say, dont we?"
Yes, they are going to say your analogy is ridiculous. I think I illustrated that point above.
OH...and just a tid bit for your pleasure. My brother's dog (dearly departed now) had his very own credit card. With his name on it. A card in which he paid his vet bills. Yeah, ok, so my brother wrote the check from his bank account when the bills came in the mail. But that is not altogether different than what many parents do when their kids are in college perhaps.....
12/23/2011 12:29:34 AM
#1360005
Raised by Horses
12/23/2011 12:56:53 AM
#1360008
PiGirl13
An argument from authority to support a claim relating to science.
The authority in question is the DMV.
Wow.
12/23/2011 1:42:51 AM
#1360012
myheadhurts
When my dog can pass the written and driver exam, I'll advocate for him to have a driver's license along with his flee collar.
In the meantime, you are an idiot.
12/23/2011 2:19:34 AM
#1360020
Agahnim
One species of animal can obtain driver's licenses: Homo sapiens. You might know them better as humans.
12/23/2011 3:14:21 AM
#1360053
Jubba the Mad
Damn. I was afraid they would wheel that one out.
12/23/2011 6:37:50 AM
#1360059
Anon-e-moose
(emphasis added):
Melvin: 'He sure looks a little... uh, a little... uh... he weird!'
Tony: 'I mean,
it must be easy to get a licence in this town, huh?!'
Uncle Kyle: 'I've got a slogan:
If a monkey can drive - so can YOU!'
-"Cannonball Run II"
@Comrade Potatovich
"They should make a modern-age Blackadder where Baldrick is a creationist."
Nah, wouldn't work.
Baldrick's mother is a gorilla, y'see. X3
12/23/2011 6:54:28 AM
#1360086
Mister Spak
Question for creationsts: If you are so sure humans are dirt, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if a pile of dirt can obtain drivers licences? We know what they are goint to say, right?
12/23/2011 8:17:52 AM
#1360105
Skatepunk
WTF?! - ed
Thats the only thing I will do... besides making this comment.
12/23/2011 9:22:06 AM
#1360170
feralboy12
For most animals, their feet don't reach the pedals. Duh.
12/23/2011 2:26:37 PM
#1360209
Gah! This proves it! Evilution is wrong!
12/23/2011 8:03:23 PM
#1360229
Tatsukun
Wait, does this moron think humans are vegetable or mineral based?
12/24/2011 12:58:16 AM
#1360303
Reminds me of slavery, when slaves could break the law but, for some reason, were not considered humans. Funny, eh?
12/24/2011 9:40:03 AM
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