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Question for evolutionists: If you are so sure that humans are animals, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses? We know what they are going to say, don't we?

Conservative, Conservapedia 83 Comments [12/22/2011 4:33:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 118
WTF?! || meh
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Anon-e-moose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGUIpv-JxI

(*sings*):

'Chimpanzee riding on a Segway
Chimpanzee riding on a Segway...'

(Repeat until lulz annihilates Conservatives' argument)

(Great tune by Parry Gripp, BTW!)

12/24/2011 1:16:54 PM



the fact that humans can get drivers licenses proves that they can, doesn't it?

12/25/2011 12:59:46 PM

Meeeeee

That probably sounded understated and profound in his head. like it was the obvious thing that evolutionists were all overlooking. "Hmmm. Hey. Now that you mention it, I don't think my dog CAN drive. I've never even seen him try. He always calls, "Shotgun!," but I thought it was just because he likes to work the radio."

12/26/2011 10:40:06 PM

Nowonmai

How can you breathe with your head shoved so far up your ass?

12/27/2011 12:45:20 AM

Shadoboy

Because the only animals with the mental capacity to drive a vehicle are humans.

12/27/2011 7:12:36 PM

Anon-e-moose

In the fly-on-the-wall (or 'in-the-car') documentary series (and my favourite of the ploce reality TV programmes) "Road Wars":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_Wars_%28TV_series%29

The narrator Lee Boardman sometimes refers to the car criminals (speeding, reckless driving, drunk driving etc) as 'Muppets', so...!

12/29/2011 11:23:41 AM

Herp Derp

...you derpin' brah?

1/3/2012 6:06:37 AM



If any animal, of adult age, manages to pass the written and practical test required to obtain a driver's license, then that animal can indeed obtain a driver's license.

1/3/2012 6:13:40 AM
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