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(On the recent Virgina Tech Shooting)

Just odd how these things all of a sudden happen after year 2000. Satan knows his time is short he will use these events to try to take away our right to have guns. I just don't believe bullying would result in someone doing this that may have been a factor, but what person has not been bullied in their life. Not everyone does this. It is sad what happened I pray for them, and their families. Eventually kids will think their life is more important than education, and just drop out of school. I know if I was at that school I wouldn't want to go back.

StumbleButWeFall, Rapture Ready 62 Comments [12/22/2011 4:33:46 AM]
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Mister Spak

"Just odd how these things all of a sudden happen after year 2000."

Just odd how the world was supposed to end in 2000, but now that we're still here the same facts are reframed to explain why Jesus is still not here.

12/23/2011 8:16:06 AM

Alleyprowler

Why are all of you being so mean? Don't you know that faith trumps facts, except when the facts happen to align with faith? /sarc

Sometimes I just want to bundle all of the Raptards off into their own quiet, peaceful little compound somewhere remote, without any outside media access, so they could moan and wring their hands in blissful seclusion. We could send them food, clothing (hair shirts?), ammo, KJVs, fainting couches, etc. on a regular basis to keep them happy. Maybe we could have guided tours now and then. It would be a win/win all around.

12/23/2011 10:55:26 AM

checkmate

@Eden

turning swords into plowshares and so on)...
O.K., he didn´t exactly mention firearms ... but one would guess that he would suggest turning them into plowshares, too ;)


The "swords into plowshares" bit is actually in the Old Testament, but who's counting? ;-)

Interestingly enough, the disciples, i.e at least Peter, appear to have been armed. When Jesus was arrested prior to his execution, Peter attacked one of the high priest's servants, a man named Malchus, and cut off one of his ears with a sword. However, instead of sounding "charge" and battling his way to freedom, Jesus told Peter to put the sword back in it's sheath while he himself went off to relieve his martyr complex.

12/23/2011 12:06:48 PM

Denizen

"His time is short" "These are the last days."

They keep saying these phrases for the last 2 thousand years, and yet after they say it months, years, and decades still pass and the world doesn't end.

12/23/2011 12:38:13 PM

Xotan

"Satan knows his time is short he will use these events to try to take away our right to have guns."

---So Satan is afraid of bullets?

---I don't know anything about this shooting, but reading between the lines of the posting, I assume that a student (a minor?) got his/her hands on a gun and did a Columbine. So how did a student/minor get a gun? If it was illegally, then some adult is responsible and should be made to answer for it. If you want to have a gun, you have to be responsible for it. Nodoubt the gunman/woman committed suicide.


12/23/2011 1:20:19 PM

DevilsChaplain

Satan is pro gun control. Huh.

12/23/2011 4:27:45 PM

Hakar

Off course Satan is againt guns, haven't any of you played Doom?

12/23/2011 11:13:53 PM

Robespierre

That makes Satan a decent person, as usual.

12/24/2011 12:54:51 AM



I don´t know. If I were Satan I would be more concerned on how breaking the "thou shalt not kill" stuff.

12/24/2011 9:38:52 AM



Satan wants to take your guns, ladies and gentlemen. you heard it here first.

12/25/2011 9:20:16 PM

Alethe

Just odd how these things all of a sudden happen after year 2000.

Funny, I don't see much difference between before and after...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4371403.stm (Timeline of US school shootings, from BBC News.)

1/4/2012 4:22:20 PM

KillerLoli

"Just odd how these things all of a sudden happen after year 2000."
No, school shootings have been happening throughout the 20th and 21st centuries. You just haven't been paying attention.

1/4/2012 6:03:51 PM
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