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Now it is legal in the United States Armed Services, if this gets through the House and is signed by President Obama, bestiality will be legal in the ranks of the Armed Services. It boggles the mind.

But this is that slippery slope we’re on, so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised to find that the United States Air Force Academy recently built a shrine – a Satanic Wiccan shrine – so that Wiccans can worship at the Air Force Academy.

Once you open the door to evil, it doesn’t take long for it to fall completely apart.


Matt Barber, Right wing watch 51 Comments [12/24/2011 7:04:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Blackwater Babe
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Wicca and Satanism are two completely different things. They aren't even similar. But I wouldn't expect you guys to know that. You just love to pretend that everyone in the world is plotting together against you.

12/24/2011 1:43:35 PM

Sagan's Ghost

Moo,Moo, buckaroo!

Was it not in the bible fable of Adam, that god created the animals first, Adam no likey so god did Eve.

There is the reason the fundies go for doggystyle- its allegedly biblical.

12/24/2011 1:45:58 PM

Karana

Wiccans don't worship satan number one, and number two, they have the right to their relgion too.

12/24/2011 1:46:37 PM

Old Viking

Once you open the door to evil, it doesn't take long for it to fall completely apart.

Block that metaphor!

12/24/2011 3:11:15 PM

Reynardine

Wiccans are not Satanists, most of the really dangerous Satanists are calling themselves Dominionist Christians, the military will have to build a Doorknobist chapel if enough Doorknobists in the ranks clamor for it, and you:ll still get either a dishonorable or a psychiatric if they catch you knocking knees with your cavalry mount, your Mountain Division mule, or your K-9.

12/24/2011 4:24:31 PM

SpukiKitty

I wonder what that Horsely guy would say about the beastiality thing?

12/24/2011 5:34:25 PM

Agahnim

Wicca != Satanism.

12/24/2011 6:09:15 PM

Alencon

Err, Wicca has nothing to do with Satanism. More fundie ignorance I suppose.

12/24/2011 7:50:57 PM

fmitchell

Truly, evil is spreading. Next thing you know, people will start thinking they can say anything they like, worship however or whatever they like, and feel secure from governmental search and seizure without a warrant. It's like kids nowadays think they have a right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

At least God will torture them in hellfire for eternity, whereas His unhappy slaves will dwell with him in properly restrained satisfaction for eternity.

12/24/2011 8:31:32 PM

Robespierre

Shagging other servicemen on duty is off-limits, regardless of gender.
Goodnight and merry Christmas, motherfucker.

12/24/2011 10:14:59 PM

LAchlan

A Satanic Wiccan shrine? Surely everyone knows that Wiccans worship Wiccipedia!

12/25/2011 6:36:32 AM

aaa

Meh.

12/25/2011 8:36:25 AM

Berny

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot?

12/25/2011 11:30:04 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

1) Bestiality is not legal in the Armed Forces.

2) Wiccans are not Satanists. Wiccans do not believe that Satan exists.

12/25/2011 2:48:22 PM

Elia

"Once you open the door to evil, it doesn’t take long for it to fall completely apart."

Would the "it" here refer to the door? Or the US Armed Services?

@LAchlan: *groan*

12/25/2011 4:23:51 PM

Nowonmai

Your ignorance is showing.. Wiccans don't believe in your Christian 'Satan' which is nothing more than the boogey man you invented for your own wrong doings.

12/25/2011 4:44:07 PM

Reynardine

You know, for centuries in Cornwall, they have held an annual Furry Dance. I bet it's not as interesting as this prurient little man's imagination makes it, though.

12/25/2011 8:31:16 PM

Raised by Horses

Wiccan Satanism? Why, that's almost as bad as Amish Scientology!

12/26/2011 1:42:50 AM

Brianisha

Open the door to evil eh? Like Christianity for example?

12/26/2011 3:53:50 AM

SZD

Wicca =/= Satanism

But I don't expect these people to realise that.

12/26/2011 10:41:03 AM

TheJebusFire

[Once you open the door to evil, it doesn’t take long for it to fall completely apart.]

Yeah, Rome would know a lot about that.

12/26/2011 6:39:35 PM

Shadoboy

This stopped being a slippery slope. This is more like a fucking slippery gorge.

12/27/2011 7:09:14 PM

Lotus-Thing

That's gross Matt. You're gross. Nobody wants to sex animals here but you.

Also pretty sure Wicca and Satanism are separate and distinct belief systems.

12/28/2011 2:00:28 PM

Kurgan

I love how many people still don't understand that Wicca and Satanism are two completely different things with a similar symbol.

12/31/2011 6:56:57 PM

Kurgan

I love how many people still don't understand that Wicca and Satanism are two completely different things with a similar symbol.

12/31/2011 6:57:30 PM
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