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#1360405
Wicca and Satanism are two completely different things. They aren't even similar. But I wouldn't expect you guys to know that. You just love to pretend that everyone in the world is plotting together against you.
12/24/2011 1:43:35 PM
#1360408
Sagan's Ghost
Moo,Moo, buckaroo!
Was it not in the bible fable of Adam, that god created the animals first, Adam no likey so god did Eve.
There is the reason the fundies go for doggystyle- its allegedly biblical.
12/24/2011 1:45:58 PM
#1360409
Karana
Wiccans don't worship satan number one, and number two, they have the right to their relgion too.
12/24/2011 1:46:37 PM
#1360427
Old Viking
Once you open the door to evil, it doesn't take long for it to fall completely apart.
Block that metaphor!
12/24/2011 3:11:15 PM
#1360448
Reynardine
Wiccans are not Satanists, most of the really dangerous Satanists are calling themselves Dominionist Christians, the military will have to build a Doorknobist chapel if enough Doorknobists in the ranks clamor for it, and you:ll still get either a dishonorable or a psychiatric if they catch you knocking knees with your cavalry mount, your Mountain Division mule, or your K-9.
12/24/2011 4:24:31 PM
#1360461
SpukiKitty
I wonder what that Horsely guy would say about the beastiality thing?
12/24/2011 5:34:25 PM
#1360466
Agahnim
Wicca != Satanism.
12/24/2011 6:09:15 PM
#1360481
Alencon
Err, Wicca has nothing to do with Satanism. More fundie ignorance I suppose.
12/24/2011 7:50:57 PM
#1360486
fmitchell
Truly, evil is spreading. Next thing you know, people will start thinking they can say anything they like, worship however or whatever they like, and feel secure from governmental search and seizure without a warrant. It's like kids nowadays think they have a right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
At least God will torture them in hellfire for eternity, whereas His unhappy slaves will dwell with him in properly restrained satisfaction for eternity.
12/24/2011 8:31:32 PM
#1360492
Robespierre
Shagging other servicemen on duty is off-limits, regardless of gender.
Goodnight and merry Christmas, motherfucker.
12/24/2011 10:14:59 PM
#1360545
LAchlan
A Satanic Wiccan shrine? Surely everyone knows that Wiccans worship Wiccipedia!
12/25/2011 6:36:32 AM
#1360549
aaa
Meh.
12/25/2011 8:36:25 AM
#1360578
Berny
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot?
12/25/2011 11:30:04 AM
#1360604
Noneofyourbusiness
1) Bestiality is not legal in the Armed Forces.
2) Wiccans are not Satanists. Wiccans do not believe that Satan exists.
12/25/2011 2:48:22 PM
#1360612
Elia
"Once you open the door to evil, it doesn’t take long for it to fall completely apart."
Would the "it" here refer to the door? Or the US Armed Services?
@LAchlan: *groan*
12/25/2011 4:23:51 PM
#1360613
Nowonmai
Your ignorance is showing.. Wiccans don't believe in your Christian 'Satan' which is nothing more than the boogey man you invented for your own wrong doings.
12/25/2011 4:44:07 PM
#1360638
Reynardine
You know, for centuries in Cornwall, they have held an annual Furry Dance. I bet it's not as interesting as this prurient little man's imagination makes it, though.
12/25/2011 8:31:16 PM
#1360679
Raised by Horses
Wiccan Satanism? Why, that's almost as bad as Amish Scientology!
12/26/2011 1:42:50 AM
#1360695
Brianisha
Open the door to evil eh? Like Christianity for example?
12/26/2011 3:53:50 AM
#1360750
SZD
Wicca =/= Satanism
But I don't expect these people to realise that.
12/26/2011 10:41:03 AM
#1360831
TheJebusFire
[Once you open the door to evil, it doesn’t take long for it to fall completely apart.]
Yeah, Rome would know a lot about that.
12/26/2011 6:39:35 PM
#1361179
Shadoboy
This stopped being a slippery slope. This is more like a fucking slippery gorge.
12/27/2011 7:09:14 PM
#1361418
Lotus-Thing
That's gross Matt. You're gross. Nobody wants to sex animals here but you.
Also pretty sure Wicca and Satanism are separate and distinct belief systems.
12/28/2011 2:00:28 PM
#1362199
Kurgan
I love how many people still don't understand that Wicca and Satanism are two completely different things with a similar symbol.
12/31/2011 6:56:57 PM
#1362200
Kurgan
I love how many people still don't understand that Wicca and Satanism are two completely different things with a similar symbol.
12/31/2011 6:57:30 PM
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