Quote# 85349

Allahu akbar, my femininity-loving brothers.

As you all know, the reason why the plague of obesity and boorishness that afflicts American women even exists is because fat girls simply aren’t shamed enough. Every day I feel like Captain Ahab, surrounded by all these white whales. They tell me that “big is beautiful” and that they’d “rather be happy than skinny.” I try and explain to them that all the fat girls I’ve ever known were as happy as stroke victims (which is how a great many of them will end up in a few years), but I can only stand being within five feet of a fatty for so long before the sweat and smegma stench makes me retch. Point being that there’s not enough people kicking these butterballs in their exponentially expanding asses and embarrassing them into thinness.


So damn intelligent you fat fucks are — so smart, you’ve ensured that you’ll suffer the rest of your life with chronic health problems and social ostracism, all because you can’t go on a diet and pick up a pair of barbells.

There. I hope that made you cry. Go stuff your face in a pint of Cherry Garcia, lardlog.

This is a reminder, my brothers — every day, you must go out of your way to make fat girls miserable and unhappy. Remind them that they’re ugly, that they’re going to die young, that you’d rather fuck a goat than accept a blowjob from one of them. If you haven’t made at least one fat girl a day squirt tears of unfathomable sadness, you have failed in your duty to God. Your quest for more beautiful, submissive American women begins today.

Abdul Wahood, Fat Girl Jihad 110 Comments [12/24/2011 7:49:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 110

Username  (Login)
Comment  (Text formatting help) 

1 2 3 4 5 | bottom

Not really fundie. Extremely mean, but not fundie.

12/24/2011 7:59:06 AM

You are a douchebag who needs to learn to accept people the way they are. Also, I'd bet you're not getting laid. Please just leave the poor goats alone.

12/24/2011 7:59:49 AM

Doubting Thomas

You might as well go fuck goats, because if any woman with an ounce of self esteem hears the way you talk about overweight women, you'll never be getting laid again.

And just for the record, if someone is overweight, it's not always because they keep feeding their face. They could have medical issues.

12/24/2011 8:10:18 AM

This is just a hate filled rant, nothing fundie here.

12/24/2011 8:21:31 AM


It WOULD qualify for Sexists Say The Darndest Things, if we had it.

12/24/2011 8:45:23 AM


Oh, Abdul...while you're at it, please badmouth those fat GUYS waddlin' about with those filthy, hairy beer-bellies oozin' out. We ladies find them gross.

Oh...wuzzat you say, Abooboo?...Only women? Ah, a misogynist bully! Sorta "Love-Shy Meets Fatphobic Bullies", nice....go suck an egg you worthless hunk of slime.

My coment about fat guys & their bellies...I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I WAS BEING FACETIOUS!

Oh, and us boy & girl butterballs get plenty of love thank you. I for one am fat & I want to lose weight, not because I wanna please boobs like you but because it's healthy & I'll feel better & lighter (which is a nice feeling).

Wanna bet this clown thinks perfectly healthy, normal weight, non-fat, shapely girls are fat?


EMACIATED 90 LB. SUPERMODEL WALKS BY: "Hotcha hotcha! Woo woo! Hey baby! Is it hot in here or is it just you? *various sundry slobbering animal noises & weird gestures follow til "Ms. Twiggy" knees him in the groin*"

12/24/2011 8:47:22 AM


Someone who is very famous, smart, and good at expressing herself has a better retort for this garbage than I could ever think up:

"I mean, is 'fat' really the worst thing a human being can be? Is 'fat' worse than 'vindictive', 'jealous', 'shallow', 'vain', 'boring' or 'cruel'? Not to me; but then, you might retort, what do I know about the pressure to be skinny? I'm not in the business of being judged on my looks, what with being a writer and earning my living by using my brain...

"I went to the British Book Awards that evening. After the award ceremony I bumped into a woman I hadn't seen for nearly three years. The first thing she said to me? 'You've lost a lot of weight since the last time I saw you!'

"'Well,' I said, slightly nonplussed, 'the last time you saw me I'd just had a baby.'

"What I felt like saying was, 'I've produced my third child and my sixth novel since I last saw you. Aren't either of those things more important, more interesting, than my size?' But no – my waist looked smaller! Forget the kid and the book: finally, something to celebrate!


12/24/2011 9:04:53 AM



"So the issue of size and women was (ha, ha) weighing on my mind as I flew home to Edinburgh the next day. Once up in the air, I opened a newspaper and my eyes fell, immediately, on an article about the pop star Pink.

"Her latest single, 'Stupid Girls', is the antidote-anthem for everything I had been thinking about women and thinness. 'Stupid Girls' satirises the talking toothpicks held up to girls as role models: those celebrities whose greatest achievement is un-chipped nail polish, whose only aspiration seems to be getting photographed in a different outfit nine times a day, whose only function in the world appears to be supporting the trade in overpriced handbags and rat-sized dogs.

"Maybe all this seems funny, or trivial, but it's really not. It's about what girls want to be, what they're told they should be, and how they feel about who they are. I've got two daughters who will have to make their way in this skinny-obsessed world, and it worries me, because I don't want them to be empty-headed, self-obsessed, emaciated clones; I'd rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind, opinionated, original, funny – a thousand things, before 'thin'. And frankly, I'd rather they didn't give a gust of stinking chihuahua flatulence whether the woman standing next to them has fleshier knees than they do. Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons. Let them never be Stupid Girls. Rant over."

~J.K. Rowling

12/24/2011 9:06:30 AM


Wow, this is the ugliest man on Earth! That guy is surrounded by a solid wall of hideousness. He walks in the room, and everybody can feel their skin prickle with radiated ugly. (Regardless of how he looks like; it's CAPSLOCK-WORTHY UGLY, the kind that comes from inside.) When he walks down the street, rats and pigeons throw up. Beggars throw him coins to make him go away. He sued his doctor for malpractice because he couldn't tell his face from his ass. His mom changed identity and moved to another country not to run into him. Anyone who posts his picture is permabanned from 4chan. Drivers don't run over him only because they don't want to scrub it from their bumper. When he finally chokes on his own bile, his corpse won't rot because even bacteria are disgusted by him.

Hideous, hideous little man.

12/24/2011 9:10:31 AM

Felis >:3

"Fat Girl Jihad"? That sounds like the name of an underground Saudi Arabian feminist punk band.

12/24/2011 9:13:07 AM

Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis

"[Y]ou must go out of your way to make fat girls miserable and unhappy".

Treating people like shit is not going to solve the problem. It's just like praying. Unless you do something other than whine to your god and treat people like garbage, nothing is going to change.

Now, I ask all of the Fundie-busters here: you must go out of your way to make
Abdul Wahood miserable and unhappy. Remind him thathe's ugly, that he's going to die young, that you’d rather fuck a goat than accept a blowjob from him.

12/24/2011 9:30:45 AM


But of course, fat GUYS are just fat because God wants them to be.

12/24/2011 9:31:12 AM

It´s funny because Saudi and Mauritanian women have a word with you(they are among the fattest women in the world)

12/24/2011 9:33:56 AM


"Fat Girl Jihad"? That sounds like the name of an underground Saudi Arabian feminist punk band.

@Felis >:3, that was both hilarious and a perfect comeback. Thanks.

12/24/2011 9:37:40 AM


Hey fuckwit. Did it ever occur to you that some of the women you're fat-shaming might take comfort in food, thus perpetuating a vicious cycle? Or that some men do, in fact, prefer fat women? Or that some people are fat due to hormonal imbalances rather than anything that was their fault or under their conscious control?

No, of course not. You've made it damned clear that you don't care about anything but your own comfort. "How dare I have to look at people I don't find attractive!!"

12/24/2011 9:41:28 AM


You know why there are so many assoholic, retard Fundies? It's because they're not shamed enough.

As to goat f*cking, I'll leave that to you.

12/24/2011 9:54:30 AM


The attractive ones won't have him and now even the overweight ones won't have him. He'd better find that goat (who probably won't have him either)

12/24/2011 9:59:07 AM


I saw Ricky Gervais saying essentially the same thing, if not nearly as crudely, in his HBO comedy routine.

I'm at the gym 5 times a week and I'm careful with what I eat.

I'm not sure the idea here is wrong although it's expressed in a offensive and crude manner. Maybe we should start taking the position that obesity is not acceptable rather than politely ignoring the issue because we don't want to offend anyone.

I was raised to not say anything about someone's weight. I wonder if that's the right thing?

12/24/2011 10:29:36 AM


"If you haven’t made at least one fat girl a day squirt tears of unfathomable sadness, you have failed in your duty to God."

Die in a fire. And fuck your god up the ass with a christmas tree. Sideways.

12/24/2011 10:39:47 AM


By doing that to them you make it worse. Fuck you.

12/24/2011 10:53:51 AM

A pair of barbells? That sounds extremely unwieldy and dangerous.

12/24/2011 10:54:11 AM


Many people wrote what I wanted. So I just want to add that I hope that he finds me (unlikely, I'm in Europe). He would learn fast that overweight doesn't mean weak or uncoordinated (in my case a bit slow, yes). I'm overweight, intelligent with a sarcastic attitude AND a (hobbyist) juggler.

I met this kinda people in elementary school... yeah, I think this is the level of school bullies.

I agree, obesity is a problem, but bullying never EVER solved anything (just makes things worse). In my case it's genetics AND low self-esteem (CAUSED by bullying mostly) at the core of the problem... yeah... trying to make the second one worse will sooooo "cure" me. The weird thing is he seems to think that it WOULD! O.o

Hey! My first comment here after a a long time of lurking.

12/24/2011 10:55:23 AM


12/24/2011 11:07:21 AM

J. James

Sexists Say the Darnedest Things seconded.

That said, I really don't feel like I'm surrounded by fat people(not just women) here in California. Some, yes... But the great majority are perfectly normal.

12/24/2011 11:16:52 AM


Hmm. Several things wrong with this.

One, if a woman wants to care what a man thinks about them it is entirely up to them. And therefore it is probably none of this fellow's business.

Two, bullying is mean. Bugger off.

Three, there are fat men too who will suffer from the same complications as fat women. Though the healthy range is actually wider for some people than is generally accepted.

And yeah, it is fundy, because it seems to equate bullying overweight people with a duty from God. Bleck. I think Allah would be concerned with other matters.

Though, sadly, he does kinda have a point. Being extremely obese is quite unhealthy. And bullying is one tactic that fools have advertised for some time. Still. I am not convinced that is how to go about helping people.

And here come the DIAF comments again. I prefer to say something along the lines of "May the contempt of the world fall upon you!" Hmm. MTCOTWFUY. Not quite as short as DIAF. Mitcotwuffy sounds like a pet's name, cool.

12/24/2011 11:21:35 AM

1 2 3 4 5 | top: comments page