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[Concerning a photo of a sailor who shared the homecoming kiss with her girlfriend.]

My first reaction at the obviously orchestrated commie gay-pride display was anger but it was quickly tempered, as THEY KNEW IT WOULD BE, by the two atypical participants of hot lesbo action. It is the psychology of a standard issue degenerate and visually-stimulated American male which I am.

The enemy is well-funded, well-trained, highly motivated and infiltrated into the highest levels of society and government. It knows exactly what it’s doing.

Hail the Amberlamps!, Moonbattery 76 Comments [12/27/2011 4:22:12 AM]
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Did you just call yourself a degenerate? *LOL*

And what on earth does Communism have to do with this?

12/27/2011 4:32:46 AM

Atheissimo

'It's not sinful if it's hot'

Stay classy, guys

12/27/2011 4:37:32 AM

Serph-no-Okami

Damn those gays and their hot lesbian mindgames!

12/27/2011 4:46:21 AM

michael

Yes it must have been contrived since there couldn't possibly have been a real lesbian couple being reunited after a long separation and a friend there to capture the moment. Your display of anger and paranoia about this picture only displays your bigotry, lack of morals, and ignorance. I am proud to say that I AM an enemy of people like you.

12/27/2011 5:05:44 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

An open letter to the young lady returning:

Dear Sailor,

Thank you for your service. Welcome home.

Gratefully, Percy Q. Shunn

12/27/2011 5:09:59 AM

Matante

So the commie-gay-enemy wants... more smooching?
I'm fine with that, actually. Yay commie-gay conspiracy!!

12/27/2011 5:23:39 AM

Mihangel apYrs

just wait until the M/M snog.

The overwhelming splatter of the collective head explosion will be visible from the moon!

12/27/2011 6:03:27 AM

Ken

You found lesbians hot?

To Hell with thee!

12/27/2011 6:04:27 AM



Sorry to sound corny but how many porn have you watched lately, to reach to such an outrageous conclusion?

12/27/2011 6:04:28 AM

Anky

Maybe you're reacting to your humanity. Might want to have a Doctor look at that. But not a real doctor. More like the kind of doctor James Dobson is.

12/27/2011 6:06:55 AM

Doubting Thomas

"Them damn gays keep making me want to watch hot lezzies get it on. DAMN THEM GAYS!!!! And why don't them real lesbos look as hot as the ones in the videos I rent from the back room of the video store?"

12/27/2011 7:25:23 AM

Berny

Two women kiss and it's the end of civilization as we know it.
You people truly are morons.

12/27/2011 7:26:07 AM

Table Rock

If that's what gets you off, fine. Go watch re-runs of The L-Word and go away. I suspect we'll never hear from you again.

12/27/2011 7:38:18 AM

rubber chicken

You think that your "enemy" is 'well-funded, well-trained, highly motivated and infiltrated into the highest levels of society and government.'

We think that you are a moron.

We win.

12/27/2011 7:45:51 AM

Raised by Horses

I agree that the pic looks kind of "arranged" (DADT just got repealed and the first two people to draw the lots for the traditional photo happen to be attractive lesbians? Totally a coincidence, I'm sure), but other than that, I see no reason to criticize it.

And is anyone else amused by this guy's attitude? "Hot lesbos making out. Wow! But wait! Gays are bad... but this pic is so hot... but gays are the Debbil... I'M CONFUSED."

12/27/2011 8:05:19 AM

derpmaster

um sorry guy but "hot lesbo action" is still an affront to god according to your own convoluted belief system.

12/27/2011 8:14:39 AM

Sasha

You're afraid of two adults kissing? Go hide under the bed until you grow up.

12/27/2011 8:31:12 AM

Brendan Rizzo

So you DO think lesbians are hot. What a total hypocrite you are.

12/27/2011 8:43:12 AM

Concerned Brit

Homosexuality? In the Navy? Surely not!

Come on man, it's been a staple of comedy for decades, if not centurys...

12/27/2011 8:46:31 AM

Philbert McAdamia

I'm also proud to be a standard issue degenerate and visually stimulated American male, and an ex-sailor. I yam what I yam.

12/27/2011 8:55:50 AM

DevilsChaplain

Amazing. It's a gay conspiracy to give homophobes a boner.

12/27/2011 9:26:21 AM

dionysus

Damn you homosexuals! Stop confusing us with your hot lesbians! We're supposed to hate you not masturbate over your pictures!

12/27/2011 9:33:27 AM

breakerslion

"The enemy is well-funded, well-trained, highly motivated and infiltrated into the highest levels of society and government. It knows exactly what it’s doing."

Funny, I've said almost exactly the same thing about conservative religious orgs and PACs, except for the, "knows exactly what it's doing" part.

Let's see if you can document your theory as well as this:

http://www.yuricareport.com/Dominionism/InfiltratingTheUSMilitaryGenBoykinsWarriors.html



12/27/2011 9:46:46 AM

Thinking Allowed

Translation: I'm pissed because I'm turned on by 2 girls kissing in uniform, therefore I'm going to go ape-shit fundie on their ass.

12/27/2011 9:51:35 AM

J. James

Seriously, what on earth do the communists have to do with this?! Look, dude, I hate to break it to you, but the USSR is gone. Looking at the ACTUAL communists around today, we can see they have very little to do with the gays- in fact, the most authoritarian communist regime of them all, the Democratic[size=5](lies!)[/size] People's[size=5](LIES!)[/size] Republic[size=5](ALL LIES!!)[/size] of North Korea demonizes them. And I'm pretty sure gay marriage isn't a thing in China either.

12/27/2011 11:00:27 AM
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