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Veganism is a Satanic conspiracy against God's Creation Order. God created adam alone--both Adam and Eve--in His Own Image. He did not create animals in His Image. Thus those whose morality has descended to Veganism and the claim of personhood and legal standing for animals are rebels against Almighty God. They are false prophets calling souls to Hell

Tim Bayly, BaylyBlog 82 Comments [12/30/2011 4:33:40 AM]
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#1361766

Onelife

What ISN'T a Satanic conspiracy to these people?

12/30/2011 5:00:05 AM

#1361773

Matante

No, Timmy, your absence of empathy toward animals is NOT a sign of virtue. Whether you eat meat or not, if you are totally unmoved by whether animals are treated decently or not, what you could call your soul is broken.

12/30/2011 5:09:42 AM

#1361776

checkmate

As a hard working, self-employed member of the free market system, I'm often envious of the issues these people find the time to get so riled up about.

Nothing better to do?

This is what happens when the religiously zealous are at leisure. We should remind them of the puritan work ethic. That would help keep their minds on the important things in life.

12/30/2011 5:11:35 AM

#1361779

Nerikull

The sheer stupidity of this rant just...hurts.

12/30/2011 5:15:20 AM

#1361785

Jesus Klingon

"You may want to dismiss it as looniness"

And I'm going to.

12/30/2011 5:23:42 AM

#1361803

The Jamo

Shut the fuck up and eat the fucking tofu!!! I'm not going to tell you again.

12/30/2011 5:50:06 AM

#1361832

Doubting Thomas

I think vegans are kind of nutty, but this is just plain insane. It must really be nice to be able to make the claim that anyone you don't agree with is part of a Satanic conspiracy sending people to hell.

12/30/2011 6:33:12 AM

#1361833

Dynamic Dragon

Dude, I've got no problem with eating meat, but I care about how the animals in question are treated. Besides, aren't there more important things for you to complain about? Please, stop wangsting about this non-issue

12/30/2011 6:34:57 AM

#1361836

Robespierre

What's so great about God's order?

No, really. Tell me.

And I DO eat meat.

12/30/2011 6:35:34 AM

#1361838

Reynardine

More fundies abusing animals to prove that they're God. I'd like to see this guy's face when he stands before God and finds that She's a cat.

12/30/2011 6:39:25 AM

#1361840

dionysus

"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any heaven! How can you have any heaven if you don't eat yer meat?!"

"You! Yes! You, by the tofu! Stand still, laddie!"

12/30/2011 6:44:37 AM

#1361845

D Laurier

Vegan chicks are generaly cute and freindly.

They also swallow.

12/30/2011 7:10:01 AM

#1361846

TGRwulf

Yes because someone having strong convictions and not wanting to harm animals clearly makes them Satanic. Seriously, according to you guys, Satan is more loving than Gawd.

12/30/2011 7:13:32 AM

#1361848

Canadiest

Not all Vegans are animal rights advocates. Hell, half them eat fish, eggs or even bird meat and shouldnt call themselves Vegetarians but such is the bastardization of the language today.

But this fundie hate-on for Animal Rights Activists is full bullshit even. It's another right-wing wedge to create conflict and to connect "Liberal" with "fanaticism". To make it appear there's huge conspiracy to attack that good old-fashioned, salt of the Earth Christian America.

Like there aren't Christian Vegans.

12/30/2011 7:19:58 AM

#1361849

Swede

Believing that you ought to treat other animals with kindness and respect does not mean claim of personhood and legal standing.

Btw, make up your mind, either Adam alone or Adam and Eve. Either God has a male physique or God has both a male and a female physique. It's not just sexual organs, it's the back of the cranium, the hip-bone, and many other things that differ between men and women.

12/30/2011 7:30:22 AM

#1361851

Deep Search

Well, that's new. Pretty sure vegans don't eat meat or use animal products because they don't want to kill animals. Or they just don't like what modern society does to animals.

Sometimes people abstain from animal products for spiritual reasons, but... Nah, I'm sure that's Satan's work according to fundies.

12/30/2011 7:33:04 AM

#1361852

Huh

@Canadiest:
How the Hell can someone be a Vegan and eat meat, when Vegan is someone who uses NO PRODUCT of animal origin (which include things like milk, egg, wool, honey...)?

12/30/2011 7:33:22 AM

#1361853

Trying to be nice is being evil? Then nuts to being whatever your definition of good is.

12/30/2011 7:34:53 AM

#1361854

Noneofyourbusiness

Does anyone else hear the Twilight Zone theme music?

12/30/2011 7:38:23 AM

#1361856

John

Wasn't Adam a vegan until after the Fall? In the Bible, God tells Adam "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which [is] upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

So according the the Bible, vegan-ism isn't the result of a Satanic conspiracy - meat-eating is!

12/30/2011 7:42:24 AM

#1361858

"Veganism is a Satanic conspiracy against God's Creation Order."

Yes, yes. Just like everything else is a "Satanic conspiracy."

"God created adam alone--both Adam and Eve--in His Own Image."

Ah, I see. So he created only Adam in his image but he also created both Adam and Eve in his image.

Please try to make sense next time.

"He did not create animals in His Image."

Humans are not rocks. Humans are not plant. Humans are not fungi.

There's not a lot left but animals.

"Thus those whose morality has descended to Veganism and the claim of personhood and legal standing for animals are rebels against Almighty God."

God doesn't seem to mind very much.

"They are false prophets calling souls to Hell"

Then why haven't you stoned them to death? Your god commands it, after all.

12/30/2011 7:54:59 AM

#1361867

hah

The Bible contains several laws protecting the welfare of animals.

12/30/2011 8:18:46 AM

#1361869

John-in-Oz

Jesus approves of Veganism, speaking in his official capacity as the lamb of God.

12/30/2011 8:38:51 AM

#1361871

John-in-Oz

What's that, Lassie? Timmy's down a well? Sorry I can't do anything about it, but paying any attention to you would be rebelling against God's creation order.

12/30/2011 8:44:13 AM

#1361872

awitch

God hates vegetables

12/30/2011 8:49:50 AM

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