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Early man evolved to a sort of cave man type being. Then our elder ancestors came here (from where I'm not sure) and created the human race by cross breeding their own DNA with the DNA of early man. I believe they were creating a slave race, or had some other purpose, I'm not sure. But then they began cross breeding and the human race was born.. half of the earth and half of the stars.

starseed, Indigo Society 24 Comments [12/31/2011 8:17:56 AM]
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Leliel

PROTIP: Assassin's Creed is not a documentary.

12/31/2011 9:12:24 AM



...(from where I'm not sure)...had some other purpose, I'm not sure.

That's twice you state your uncertainty. Why don't you just admit you made this shit up?

12/31/2011 10:27:49 AM

farpadokly

What is wrong with this? It seems like a fairly reasonable hypothesis, even if not very well expressed.

12/31/2011 10:40:07 AM

Bollox

@ farpadokly:

You find me some alien DNA, and maybe then we'll call it a hypothesis.

12/31/2011 10:54:21 AM

Anon

@farpadokly:

We share about 96% of our genome with the chimpanzees & bonobos, and a little bit less with the gorillas and orangutans. That level of difference is consistent with the fossil record and the normal background mutation rate.

The quote makes no sense whatsoever.

12/31/2011 11:37:56 AM

J. James

I'm pretty sure that genetics doesn't work that way. The closest equivalent I could imagine to a 50% alien genetic difference(assuming that the genetic code is comparable at all, which it wouldn't be, considering there's SO MUCH MORE to DNA than just the four base pairs) would be a human fucking a patch of moss and then the moss producing a fertile, consistent race of mosspeople.

Ridiculous. Not to mention lacking any evidence whatsoever, or indeed any reason to believe that's the case in the first place. In short, WHY?!

12/31/2011 12:00:12 PM

Karana

So, you're saying we are in fact aliens?

Yeah,no.No we're not.We evolved on this planet and there isn't any evidence that 'aliens' in the 'intelligent beings' context that your portraying has ever been to this planet.Even if they(aliens) did,their DNA would be so different that they couldn't interbreed with us or potentially any other species on the planet(like others have said in the comments).

Oh, and by the way, technically we are all made of stars simply because all the elements needed to make us and the planet are made inside stars(mostly through supernovas).

@J.James-Made me laugh out loud. Mosspeople. Ha :P

12/31/2011 1:13:41 PM

nazani14

Oh, it's the Indigo fanfic society. Nothing to see here.

12/31/2011 1:29:50 PM

Lucilius

A valiant attempt to be dumber than creationism.

12/31/2011 3:00:54 PM



The question is, why?. They´d better have installed here and that´s all folks.

12/31/2011 3:54:42 PM

aaa

What the shit is this.

12/31/2011 4:38:13 PM

Mech610

Humans came from Kobol and we're all part Cylon, everyone knows that.

12/31/2011 5:01:12 PM

Percy Q. Shunn


12/31/2011 7:41:21 PM

Brendan Rizzo

And the Human Genome Project showed absolutely no evidence of this why, exactly?

Though I don't know how this is a conspiracy theory. Mere mention of aliens does not make it one. Where's the subterfuge? This is stupid, but not really a conspiracy.

1/1/2012 6:21:19 PM

starseed

I wrote that, lol.

You guys are funny... taking it to have been some sort of literal scientific theory. Of course I "made this shit up." I was the one writing it.

Thanks for that pic. Sexy and flattering. :p

1/2/2012 9:51:15 PM

h0bby1

hey hello starseed happy new year :D

1/3/2012 2:31:22 PM

h0bby1

so Mr smart, what's your hypothesis about dna evolution, cause currently science is pretty barren in that area, nobody understand how evolution works, but sure you can always try to look smarted by making fun of random ppl on the internet, it sure make you look real smart

1/3/2012 2:44:00 PM

h0bby1

so Mr smart, what's your hypothesis about dna evolution, cause currently science is pretty barren in that area, nobody understand how evolution works, but sure you can always try to look smarted by making fun of random ppl on the internet, it sure make you look real smart

1/3/2012 2:48:24 PM

bre

Aw, you guys, who cares if it's real or not? Let people believe in whatever the hell they want to believe in. You don't have to gang up anonymously on the internet and be like "NO. NO. SHE'S WRONG. I AM RIGHT. THIS MOVIE WAS RIGHT. SHE IS WRONG YOU GUYS. I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT MYSELF."
Focus on your own life, let people live theirs without all the judgement. Guaranteed you'll feel better about yourself if you just accept everyone and focus on you instead of trying to prove you're right, or trying to prove someone else is stupid or wrong.

1/3/2012 3:25:11 PM

h0bby1

so Mr smart, what's your hypothesis about dna evolution, cause currently science is pretty barren in that area, nobody understand how evolution works, but sure you can always try to look smarted by making fun of random ppl on the internet, it sure make you look real smart

1/3/2012 3:48:35 PM

SkepticKnowitAll

You guys are hilarious :)

The kind of people who get their rocks off pretending to be skeptical and intelligent to cover up the fact that you have very little free-thought, imagination, or knowledge of any kind.

It's very easy to make fun of people on random internet forums when you have no idea what they are talking about. It's also very easy when you have "mainstream" understanding to your advantage. It just reminds me of all the people in the past, and today who always wanted to understand more but were ridiculed by people in their time because it did not comply with their established paradigm.

Now, you might not fully understand what he said. But if you do your research. If you get far enough into the beliefs of certain mystery schools. Of certain cultures of the past (be it sumerian, egyptian, pheonician) and correlate them to celestial movements and planetary movements. Both symbolic and literal stories, understand how to correlate them to modern times and how they are utilized today (by those FAR smarter than you, clearly).

Then you might grasp a picture of what "Climbing" was try to convey.

Basically, the jokes on you. How has your cynicism worked out for you? Notice how mainstream scientists think they know it all and we are so advanced, then take a double look at the world you live in and the crisis humanity is in. There you will find Irony. The saddest thing, is how narrow, linear and tiny your perception of things really are- and how STRONGLY you believe that you are intelligent, while those who think freely are "cooks," "weird," "stoners" or even worse- "stupid."

You are a great example of both the hypocrisy, and stupidity of the human race. Oh noes! Doesn't compute! Let's make fun of them to make ourselves feel better!

Oh and the people who asked WHY? Are the smartest of you baboons. That is the fundamental question and something, that if you wish might lead you to answers.

And quit acting like you know everything about genetics. The human genome project is still something relatively new. Look to Tyson Degrasse to see a good idea of micro-to-macro relationship on how an ET intelligence MIGHT view us,and its understanding might be THOUSANDS of years if not more ahead of us. Ponder the junk DNA, and ponder the effect EM and other frequencies might have on DNA (and take into effect the quantum and empty space of virtual particles, but that is beyond you).

Sure he doesn't believe ET's are here, but that's because he thinks we are too STUPID. Nevertheless, he doesn't deny the possibility, and he puts things into perspective FAR better than anyone else. How can you, with your tiny pea brained and wanna-be-scientist logic, EVER understand what a being who you might appear to like an "Ant" to- EVER understand "their" logic?

Expand your thinking. idiots.

Enjoy :)

1/3/2012 4:10:09 PM

His4Life

There is biblical evidence for this in Genesis.

1/6/2012 6:58:35 AM

Nicole

so Mr smart, what's your hypothesis about dna evolution, cause currently science is pretty barren in that area

WARNING: CRITICAL RESEARCH FAILURE DETECTED!!!

1/8/2012 10:43:56 AM

Karana

@Skepticknowitall
You're commenting on other peoples comments and proclaim that said people are 'baboons' and 'perfect examples of human stupidity'. You are doing exactly what you're condemning and ridiculing. You are the very definition of a hypocrite.

1/11/2012 10:01:40 PM
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