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#1362893
Brandy Bogard
@Headache
You are literally no better than him.
Shut your fucking mouth or I'll make you shut it.
By the way, I doubt you ever visited the camp that Anders Breivik shot up.
By the way, is anyone else not surprised that this guy supports SOPA? (Headache probably does too...)
1/3/2012 2:26:38 PM
#1362895
Reynardine
Does he mean that you will so lust to f yourself exclusively that, because you are of the same sex as yourself, then you are homosexual?
1/3/2012 2:29:11 PM
#1362898
Lotus-Thing
That's gross Michael. You're gross.
Gross and wrong.
Keep the hell away from my dog you sicko.
1/3/2012 2:31:09 PM
#1362909
Itachirumon
Orientation - Proud Homosexual
# of Times Masturbated - 10,958 approximately (assuming 3 times a day for 10 years).
-removes glasses- Mother of God.....
No, seriously, you're a fucking idiot dude.
1/3/2012 2:44:33 PM
#1362916
= POPE =
Sorry to burst your nice little narcissistic/solipsistic bubble, but NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE! LEARN SOME SHIT OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!
1/3/2012 3:07:15 PM
#1362917
rw23
So I should have caught AIDS at the age of 12 before anyone recognised that HIV/AIDS existed, and rather than later risking catching it from [names deleted because I was brought up to respect women] I should definitely have caught it from a sheep instead?
I bet Michael Crook has lobbed one off to a sheep. The clue is in the surname.
1/3/2012 3:07:24 PM
#1362918
checkmate
@Headache
In order to take stupidity to this level, you have to be an American!
Strange, I thought you weren't an American. Are you telling us you are?
If so, in reference to the stupidity level, please speak for yourself.
1/3/2012 3:13:44 PM
#1362971
Matante
Ok, I believe you, boys who masturbate will catch AIDS.
But look at it this way:
How else does a straight boy discovers his sexuality?
With GIRLS!!!
And boys who smooch with girls will catch COOTIES!!!
AIDS, or cooties, I'm sorry but the choice is clear.
P.S.: People, stop getting all worked up over what Headache says, that's the only reason he says it. In other words, he's one happy, well-fed little troll.
1/3/2012 4:25:07 PM
#1362973
Giardano Bruno
Yes I am getting annoyed with Headache too. Of course there are stupid people in USA but there are stupid people everywhere.
If he were to make those comments about, purely as an example, Botswana, he might realise how offensive he is being.
1/3/2012 4:25:21 PM
#1362995
nazani14
Page not found
Sorry, the page you were looking for in the blog Michael Crook's Blog does not exist.
Shucks, I wanted to see if he was over 7 years old.
1/3/2012 5:11:16 PM
#1363013
Brandy Bogard
@Matante
If he's a troll, then why hasn't he been banned yet?
1/3/2012 5:52:06 PM
#1363016
DevilsChaplain
"In order to take stupidity to this level, you have to be an American!"
Headache, both you and Michael Crook are trolls. You can both fuck off.
1/3/2012 6:08:54 PM
#1363018
whoanelly
This whole post:
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
1/3/2012 6:39:16 PM
#1363026
Matante
Brandy:
Getting multiple commenters to react without crossing the line into bannable territory makes him a succesful troll.
Trolls are just attention whores after all. Nothing forces them to be rude, threatening or otherwise call for a ban... But if you want him out of here, you can always report him and see if a moderator eventually agrees.
And so:
What I believe is this: if you're an attention whore, you will turn into a troll, if you aren't one already. If you become a troll, it's only a matter of time before you gratify yourself with a chanboard, and you will catch AIDS and die.
1/3/2012 7:14:40 PM
#1363036
Karana
Wait....what?
Then everyone is homosexual.....
1/3/2012 8:22:14 PM
#1363058
SomeoneYouKnow
If that's true then everybody is gay and lesbian. My uncle has a saying which I think is true, "99% of people masturbate, the other 1% are full of horse shit and lie about not masturbating."
1/3/2012 10:54:16 PM
#1363173
Brendan Rizzo
@ Matante:
That is the most brilliant thing I have ever read. (Although I do concede that when it comes to politicians, Headache has a point.)
1/4/2012 9:26:31 AM
#1363220
aaa
I don't think that is how masturbation works. I have no idea how you got to this conclusion, but i suspect that it has something to do with your browsing history.
1/4/2012 11:09:03 AM
#1363248
Big Jilm
Crook, (fitting name)...please don't equivocate your personal experience to the rest of the world. How you leaped from knuckle-chuckle to lying with your gramma-daughter to humping your dog is your experience and yours alone.
1/4/2012 12:05:01 PM
#1363310
observiNG
Wow, that's real slippery! WHEEEEEEEeeeee!!!....
1/4/2012 2:44:39 PM
#1363316
Iczer-fourlet me check my truth-o meter
it seems that you are full of shit..
1/4/2012 3:03:39 PM
#1363354
LadyJafaria
This slope is so slippery you could ski on it, but I'm getting a distinct whiff of Poe.
1/4/2012 7:13:47 PM
#1363377
Cuneas
Masturbating turns you gay?
Give me a minute.
...No, not yet. But I'll keep checking every few hours. The world has to know!
1/4/2012 11:23:13 PM
#1363659
Tixolopitli
I find highly unlikely that Michael Crook has never masturbated.
1/5/2012 2:59:29 PM
#1363707
Shadoboy
Just because you only can masturbate to pictures of furry gay sex, doesn't mean everyone does the same.
1/5/2012 11:33:43 PM
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