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#1364237
The Shadow
Did they serve pizza and chicken at the Last Supper?
Just wonderin'.
1/7/2012 3:02:25 PM
#1364241
Papabear
I understand that naked servers handing out free food and c-notes would make people happy. Legendary service, indeed.
1/7/2012 3:06:33 PM
#1364242
Giardano Bruno
Someone enthusiastic about their work who likes their colleagues? I approve.
1/7/2012 3:06:56 PM
#1364250
farpadokly
Hmm. I've checked my bible, and there's nothing there about pizza. It does warn against gluttony and avarice, though.
1/7/2012 3:17:25 PM
#1364253
D Laurier
Awwww... how sweet.
Little Naomi got her first job.
1/7/2012 3:44:09 PM
#1364254
whoanelly
Referencing her love of Christ does not a fundie make. This girl seems like a sweet person who wants to make kids happy. Seeing how chipper she is, I probably wouldn't hang out with her, but still. . .
Oh FYI Naomi, working in a restaurant is awful. I work summers at a clam bar and I only stay on because the money's good. Screaming, bratty kids, rude and entitled customers, and foot pain that leaves you hobbling even if you have good shoes is all part of the restaurant experience.
1/7/2012 3:52:44 PM
#1364256
Matante
If you think the best way to glorify god is to make people happy, eh, you know, that can't be bad. Good luck with the job!
1/7/2012 3:58:44 PM
#1364257
Axel
This sounds like a great person with a great attitude.
1/7/2012 4:03:16 PM
#1364262
Philbert McAdamia
Is it Brave New World where the embryos are injected (by Alphas) with different amounts of alcohol to stunt their mental development, in order to produce Deltas and Gammas that will enjoy a life of menial servitude? I remember where the elevator operator gets tears in his eyes and says, "Roof! O, roof!" when he gets to the top, being the pinnacle of his daily routine of otherwise mind numbing drudgery.
I am glad for Naomi. She may well enjoy her life of flipping burgers - somebody has to do it. Better someone who likes it and won't spit on the meat. But "God on the wall", Xtian and C&W "music" {{shudder}} please let me know where this place is so I can steer clear of it.
I wonder if the garlic bread comes with a likeness of Jesus burned onto it.
1/7/2012 4:19:09 PM
#1364263
The Duelist
This doesn't belong here. This is about as "fundy" as an invitation to a church dinner.
1/7/2012 4:19:17 PM
#1364269
Agahnim
Eh... sounds like Chick-fil-A with pizza instead of chicken. They even compared the two themselves.
1/7/2012 4:27:13 PM
#1364278
\m/>_<\m/
wow, and here i thought country music was the work of the devil (to play and to listen to).
i feel bad for her ungodly (pardon the pun) naiveté. she's gonna get one hell of a reality check. otherwise, good luck girl!
by the way, checkmate: once again, you made me groan. where do you get those puns? they're awesome!
1/7/2012 4:39:28 PM
#1364279
ChakatBlackstar
I've tried to go to Pizza Ranch with one of the few times I get to eat out with my dad but they're closed on sundays. Thanks for ruining that day for me pizza ranch
1/7/2012 4:40:41 PM
#1364282
Skatepunk
Sounds more like a believer who is incredibly happy about finding a job rather than a fundamentalist.
meh'd
1/7/2012 5:04:48 PM
#1364284
Ian1732
I will withhold my judgment until I get to taste this pizza.
1/7/2012 5:13:52 PM
#1364285
breakerslion
Why does this remind me of The Handmaiden's Tale?
While they were eating, Jesus took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to his disciples, saying, "How would you like to own your own Pizza franchise?"
1/7/2012 5:16:02 PM
#1364287
I have never walked into a "christian" business that wasn't filled with the stench of snobby sociopathic misery and fear. They may write bubbly bullshit like this (in fact most of them do write just like this) but when you see them face to face you better watch out.
1/7/2012 5:23:03 PM
#1364289
But... but... but... pizza without beer?
1/7/2012 5:49:00 PM
#1364295
Alencon
Yeah, this sounds harmless, but it's people with this sort of outlook on the world that fuel the nut jobs of the religious right with money and votes.
It's fundy enough to worry me.
1/7/2012 6:02:56 PM
#1364303
HoJuSimpson
I work in a family-friendly restaurant (that doesn't serve alcohol)
I bet their chicken is greasy and filled with all sorts of crap and the pizza piled high with toppings.
Mmm, crap...
1/7/2012 6:44:53 PM
#1364305
nazani14
http://www.complaints.com/directory/2005/october/10/10.htm
We walked in and waited at the counted for a minute or so while we watched the Manager, Brock, slap a female employee numerous times in the butt with a towel as another female employee was standing a few feet away working. I cannot believe action like this takes place in a business, in front of customers!! This is sexual harassment and I would be happy to file a formal complaint. Finally after about one and a half minutes of "flirting" with her, he came to help us.
1/7/2012 6:50:26 PM
#1364307
Fpqxz
This isn't quite "raving loony fundie" territory...but as a proud Italian-American, I don't trust pizza from retail chains. I would rather get a pie from the old-fashioned, locally-owned, pizzeria a few blocks away. (I am, however, worried that it might be a Mafia front.)
1/7/2012 7:12:01 PM
#1364308
Not fundie at all. Can someone please tell me why this is worse than the Saudi stuff I submitted last week (which DIDN'T make it on here)?
1/7/2012 7:21:26 PM
#1364314
awitch
She's living the dream. Good for her.
1/7/2012 9:17:12 PM
#1364320
solomongrundy
Not fundie at all. Can someone please tell me why this is worse than the Saudi stuff I submitted last week (which DIDN'T make it on here)?
Not a clue. I've submitted some truly hateful bigotry that didn't make the cut too, yet this naiively over-enthusiastic blog post from a seemingly nice kid landing a new job is held up for ridicule?
Having this quote here just makes us look like jerks, are we sure we don't have a troll on the quote selection team?
1/7/2012 10:15:35 PM
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