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Islam doesn't have long to go before the Tribulation and it has a long way to go before it can take over many European Countries. They will be used for sure in these last days. They are here to antagonise the world to be a thorn in our flesh and to act as a catalyst for some prophet events that must come.

We will be raptured out of here before the worst happens. I really think Islam has to be stopped in it's tracks for the peace that enables the Third Temple to be built. Until then they will keep pushing, planning, plotting and trying to breed their way into world dominion. Little do they know the Messiah Jesus the Jewish/Christian Jesus is about to come and RULE the world.

I don't fear the Muslims they are just pawns in this whole End Times Prophecy events and they don't even know it.

Mitsy, Rapture Ready 61 Comments [1/8/2012 5:15:03 AM]
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While you are not scared and waiting on the rapture to start, have a Shofar on me

1/8/2012 12:38:52 PM


Meanwhile, down at the local mosque, the Muslims are saying approximately the same thing about you. So either 1, you're wrong. 2, the Muslims are wrong or 3, you're both wrong. I'm going for number 3.

1/8/2012 12:51:39 PM


Reading this, i notice that you are afraid. You are ridiculously afraid. Fear is the sole drive of your entire ideology. You claim to not be afraid of Muslims, but i can tell that it is quite a large lie.

1/8/2012 1:02:40 PM

Brendan Rizzo

I was half-tempted to click "meh" just because Mitsy doesn't think the Muslims will take over. However, the rest of the post was crazy enough that I decided against it. Mitsy will probably be banned from Rapture Ready for not believing in the imminent Islamic takeover of Europe, though.

Now, the Third Temple will never be built. I say this with near certainty, and Jews (and fundie Christians, but they would have no right to the Third Temple anyway) will just have to deal with it. Why? Because the mosque on the Dome of the Rock is built on the same site. This is the reason that the state of Israel has not commissioned a temple to be built yet. (And if a temple were built, what would the Jews do with it? They wouldn't go back to sacrificing animals in it, so I don't know what purpose it would serve.) Anyway, in order for the Third Temple to be built, the Dome of the Rock would have to be dismantled. There are only two situations which could lead to that happening without massive outcry from Muslims. The first is if every Muslim in the world converts to another religion, which is highly unlikely. The second is if religion itself completely disappears, which is also unlikely (though admittedly more likely than only Islam disappearing). However, if that were to happen, then there would be no Judaism either, so there would be no point in building the temple. So I apologize to Jews everywhere (except the Haredi, as they are entitled bastards) but it's never going to happen.

1/8/2012 1:13:59 PM


So Jesus wrote you a letter telling you all of this?

For sure he neve wrote the Gospels or the Epistles. And for sure he lived and died a Jew.

But he did say, if those Gospels can be believed (difficult because of the contradictions the writers made from one to another)that not even HE knew the End and when it would come. Only the Father knew that, and he wasn't telling even Jesus.

1/8/2012 1:47:35 PM


Fundie Beliefs #19: The Rapture

Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ready to open up a can of whup-ass on non-believers! First, his angels are going to blow a bunch of horns, then all the people who have done His will – insulted and beat up homosexuals, bombed abortion clinics, pulled their kids out of public school so they wouldn’t be vaccinated or fooled into believing their grandmother was a monkey, drove SUVs and laughed at global warming, agreed with Rush and Glenn, etc. – will get sucked up into the sky, leaving behind everything, even their clothes*. Then there’ll be seven years of really bad stuff. Then Jesus will say "OK, enough of this crap" and take over.

Then the world will go on for another 1,000 years, during which school prayer and Bible reading will be resumed, homosexuals will be killed off, all states will allow concealed carry, Social Security, Medicare, food stamps and the Democratic party will be abolished, abortion will be outlawed and saying "happy holidays" instead of "merry Christmas" will carry a $100 fine.

Then it’ll be Judgment Day! All the liberals, Yankees**, non-Christians***, atheists, pansy-assed wine-tasters, opera fans, illegal aliens, guys who don’t like sports, women who wear pants, people who read the NIV Bible instead of the KJV and people who thought their grandmother was a monkey will get sent to the Lake O'Fire®, and all the fundies who didn’t let anyone baptize them before the age of responsibility and voted for Republicans will get to say "I told you so" and laugh at all those people who didn’t listen to them and are now weeping and gnashing their teeth in agony.

* Since they’re no longer under God’s curse for eating the Magic Fruit, they won’t know that they’re naked.
** Northerners, not the baseball team; although maybe them, too.
*** E.g., Jews, Muslims, Catholics, Anglicans, Presbyterians, Methodists, Lutherans, etc.

1/8/2012 2:07:42 PM


And yet, this mythical destiny never, ever unfolds.

Face it, Mitsy, Karma ran over your dogma and backed up over it a few times.

1/8/2012 2:51:41 PM

Old Viking

I hear tell that the rapture is going to take place any day now. Any day. Yes, sir, any day now.

1/8/2012 3:11:18 PM

Philbert McAdamia

We will be raptured out of here before the worst happens.
Little do they know the Messiah Jesus the Jewish/Christian Jesus is about to come and RULE the world.

If the fundies aren't going to be here, to watch and enjoy all this - what's the point? I just can't seem to make sense of th...oh, yeah.
Never mind.

1/8/2012 3:23:58 PM

Raised by Horses

Another Breivik in the making, I see.

1/8/2012 6:57:25 PM


In a way I hope the rapture does come, then we don't need to hear your ridiculous BS. It's why I was disappointed on May and Oct 21st.

1/8/2012 7:36:24 PM


Another one who seems to believe Muslims are trying to take over Europe.

Mitsy, trying come to Europe, we aren't being taken over by any religion.

Or just shut the fuck up about Muslims and Europe, because I am really getting tired of hearing it.

1/8/2012 7:36:32 PM


12 years ago you didn't even know what Islam was. You still don't.

1/8/2012 7:45:46 PM

liberty for all


I don't believe your user name and your picture reflect the intentions of the majority here.

A message of "kill all x" is much more reminiscent of the present Republican candidates, not of fstdt.

Tolerance is a virtue, "kill all x" is not. This isn't a hate site. If you want hate, go to Ron Paul's or Rick Santorum's website. Plenty of hate there.

1/8/2012 8:29:49 PM


rofl John wins the internet

1/8/2012 8:42:51 PM


@liberty for all
You realize your feeding what is probably a troll? That picture could be worse, though it's disturbing none the less.

1/8/2012 8:51:26 PM


"I don't fear the Muslims they are just pawns in this whole End Times Prophecy events and they don't even know it."

So your god is worthy of praise and respect how exactly?

1/8/2012 10:47:11 PM


So which European countries are going to be taken over then?

France (7.5% Muslim)
Belgium (6% Muslim)
Austria (5.7% Muslim)
Switzerland (5.7% Muslim)
Holland (5.5% Muslim)
Germany (5% Muslim)
Sweden (4.9% Muslim)
Liechtenstein (4.8% Muslim)
Greece (4.7% Muslim)
UK (4.6% Muslim)

So the European country with the largest Muslim population has roughly half the proportion of Muslims that the US has of Baptists, and it's not as if they're trying to take over or anything is it?

Wait, hang on a second...

1/9/2012 3:49:36 AM



I don't fear Muslims either, but experience has taught me a healthy respect for their chutney.

Mmmm, Lime Pickle, Bliss.

1/9/2012 3:59:40 AM

Mister Spak

"We will be raptured out of here before the worst happens."

Not if the 12th imam gets here first.

1/9/2012 5:05:38 AM


The only religion trying to take over the world is christianity. islam doesnt covert the masses, theyre not even taught to.

1/9/2012 6:27:12 AM


The only religion trying to take over the world is christianity. islam doesnt covert the masses, theyre not even taught to.

1/9/2012 6:27:46 AM


"....Jesus is about to come and RULE the world."

So...Jesus is a talking white cartoon mouse with a huge head?


1/9/2012 7:10:14 AM


If ur all raptured n'shit, WTF do u care about muslims in Europe?

1/9/2012 7:49:47 AM


[We will be raptured out of here before the worst happens. ]

You were supposed to be raptured two thousand years ago. Of course, you would know that if you actually read your bible.

1/9/2012 2:45:46 PM

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