Mitsy #fundie

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Islam doesn't have long to go before the Tribulation and it has a long way to go before it can take over many European Countries. They will be used for sure in these last days. They are here to antagonise the world to be a thorn in our flesh and to act as a catalyst for some prophet events that must come.

We will be raptured out of here before the worst happens. I really think Islam has to be stopped in it's tracks for the peace that enables the Third Temple to be built. Until then they will keep pushing, planning, plotting and trying to breed their way into world dominion. Little do they know the Messiah Jesus the Jewish/Christian Jesus is about to come and RULE the world.

I don't fear the Muslims they are just pawns in this whole End Times Prophecy events and they don't even know it.

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old comment by checkmate

Islam doesn't have long to go ... They ... act as a catalyst ... Islam has to be stopped in it's tracks ... I don't fear the Muslims they are just pawns ...

Would you please make up your mind? Why does "Islam [have] to be stopped in it's tracks" if it's just a "pawn" - a necessary pawn? You're getting your blabbering phrases of rhetoric mixed up.

We will be raptured out of here

Wow! What a sentence. "Raptured out of here", that's precious! I'm trying to imagine that being pronounced in various redneck dialects, mainly Southern.

You can even add a (few) "like(s)" and a "dude" to it.

"Raptured out of here" makes the supposed Second Coming of Christ sound like some kind of pop-culture happening, a weekend diversion, a divine Super Bowl.

Cool.

That gives us a nice insight into the mentality of these strange people.

"One rapture, please." "Would you like fries with that?"

old comment by Brendan Rizzo

I was half-tempted to click "meh" just because Mitsy doesn't think the Muslims will take over. However, the rest of the post was crazy enough that I decided against it. Mitsy will probably be banned from Rapture Ready for not believing in the imminent Islamic takeover of Europe, though.

Now, the Third Temple will never be built. I say this with near certainty, and Jews (and fundie Christians, but they would have no right to the Third Temple anyway) will just have to deal with it. Why? Because the mosque on the Dome of the Rock is built on the same site. This is the reason that the state of Israel has not commissioned a temple to be built yet. (And if a temple were built, what would the Jews do with it? They wouldn't go back to sacrificing animals in it, so I don't know what purpose it would serve.) Anyway, in order for the Third Temple to be built, the Dome of the Rock would have to be dismantled. There are only two situations which could lead to that happening without massive outcry from Muslims. The first is if every Muslim in the world converts to another religion, which is highly unlikely. The second is if religion itself completely disappears, which is also unlikely (though admittedly more likely than only Islam disappearing). However, if that were to happen, then there would be no Judaism either, so there would be no point in building the temple. So I apologize to Jews everywhere (except the Haredi, as they are entitled bastards) but it's never going to happen.

old comment by John

Fundie Beliefs #19: The Rapture

Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ready to open up a can of whup-ass on non-believers! First, his angels are going to blow a bunch of horns, then all the people who have done His will insulted and beat up homosexuals, bombed abortion clinics, pulled their kids out of public school so they wouldn’t be vaccinated or fooled into believing their grandmother was a monkey, drove SUVs and laughed at global warming, agreed with Rush and Glenn, etc. will get sucked up into the sky, leaving behind everything, even their clothes*. Then there’ll be seven years of really bad stuff. Then Jesus will say "OK, enough of this crap" and take over.

Then the world will go on for another 1,000 years, during which school prayer and Bible reading will be resumed, homosexuals will be killed off, all states will allow concealed carry, Social Security, Medicare, food stamps and the Democratic party will be abolished, abortion will be outlawed and saying "happy holidays" instead of "merry Christmas" will carry a $100 fine.

Then it’ll be Judgment Day! All the liberals, Yankees**, non-Christians***, atheists, pansy-assed wine-tasters, opera fans, illegal aliens, guys who don’t like sports, women who wear pants, people who read the NIV Bible instead of the KJV and people who thought their grandmother was a monkey will get sent to the Lake O'Fire®, and all the fundies who didn’t let anyone baptize them before the age of responsibility and voted for Republicans will get to say "I told you so" and laugh at all those people who didn’t listen to them and are now weeping and gnashing their teeth in agony.

* Since they’re no longer under God’s curse for eating the Magic Fruit, they won’t know that they’re naked.
** Northerners, not the baseball team; although maybe them, too.
*** E.g., Jews, Muslims, Catholics, Anglicans, Presbyterians, Methodists, Lutherans, etc.

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