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Hitler wanted Germany (and possibly the rest of Europe) to be Islamic. The Leftists in Europe are fulfilling his dream. With America continually becoming more and more and more Euro-peon-ized that may happen here.

Jack Hydrazine, Free Republic 104 Comments [1/19/2012 4:05:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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David B.

Was this before or after he fled to his secret base on the dark side of the moon in his fleet of Nazi flying saucers?

1/19/2012 4:33:17 AM

David B.

Ooh, ooh, I've got one.

Stalin was secretly an alien from Mars (hence the obsession with red) who secretly orchestrated WW2 to toughen us up so we could be useful allies against an anticipated invasion of evil pan-dimensional koalas.

History, now indistinguishable from bad fiction to your average freeper.

1/19/2012 4:40:46 AM



... WHAT ?

1/19/2012 4:48:01 AM

Nerikull

"Hitler wanted Germany (and possibly the rest of Europe) to be Islamic."

o_O

WHAT?!?!?
I know that Freepers are known for pulling crazy from their asses, but this one has to rank as one of the most bat-shit crazy stories ever.

It burns, I tell ya. It burrrrrns!

1/19/2012 5:12:55 AM



This is probably one of the dumbest things I've ever read on the internet. And the worst use of Godwin in a long time.

1/19/2012 5:20:08 AM

Serph-no-Okami

I wanted to type something witty, then something well thought out, but the sheer amount of stupid contained in these 3 sentences is so overwhelming that I just can't do it anymore...

Congrats, good sir, you have managed to seriously damage, if not permanently break, my brains. Well done.

1/19/2012 5:22:34 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

The internet is now in danger of collapsing under the weight of the sheer stupidity found at free Republic.

1/19/2012 5:26:07 AM



hahahahahahahahaha

1/19/2012 5:35:02 AM

Lou

Haha WHAT?

1/19/2012 5:44:03 AM

Bollox

... we sure this isn't a Poe? Or is he just such an idiot that to him, all anti-Semites are 'Islamic'?

1/19/2012 5:47:49 AM

Darwin

I'll have whatever this guy is smoking.

1/19/2012 5:55:54 AM

aaa

This is not satire, this is what people in Free Republic actually believe. For people who aren't ridiculously moronic, this theory is quite handily disproved by examining Hitler's words, acts and general ideology.

1/19/2012 5:57:22 AM

Draken

1. Take history book, scissors, glue and a small table fan
2. Cut out random passages of history book, put on table
3. Turn on fan for a few seconds
4. Glue pieces to table in the order they ended
5. Enter result on internet forum
6. FREE REPUBLIC!

1/19/2012 6:11:55 AM

Mister Spak

"Hitler wanted Germany (and possibly the rest of Europe) to be Islamic."

I've read revisionist history before but never something that failed this hard.

1/19/2012 6:22:04 AM

Vermicious Knid

I wonder what it's like to actually live with someone like this. I mean, do they constantly babble on with hate speech and whacko conspiracy theories, or do they have other interests as well? Football? Movies? Anything?? You would think so, because I have a few relatives that would fit right in with the Freepers and even they have other things to talk about sometimes.

Then again, they may spend all of their days in a reinforced bunker with WiFi, which would explain why the comments sections of every freaking news article ever are polluted with these people.

1/19/2012 6:32:24 AM



If the Founding Fathers of the United States saw even a tenth of the stuff on Free Republic, they probably wouldn't have bothered with the Revolutionary War, given that the Great Experiment wasn't going to amount to anything.

1/19/2012 6:33:11 AM

Reynardine

Basicly, this is a popcorn ball of everything old Hydrazine doesn't like, glued together with the syrup of vitriol. Meanwhile, Rabbit, your ventures into these terrible places tells me you're a veritable El-Ahraira, and I trust you've taken suitable measures to keep anything from following you home.

1/19/2012 6:34:22 AM

Justanotheratheist

Hitler wanted WHAT? Just because he hated the Jews didn't make him a Muslim, you know.

1/19/2012 7:00:21 AM

Fpqxz

Read the court decision the thread is talking about.

It does not say what they are implying it says.

The decision from the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals: http://www.ca10.uscourts.gov/opinions/10/10-6273.pdf

News story from the Denver Post: http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_19712265

1/19/2012 7:00:56 AM

Big Jilm

Um, where do you assholes come up with this shit?

I think you were educated wrongly...on purpose...as a joke.

1/19/2012 7:08:35 AM

dionysus

This is what happens when you don't know your history and thus Hitler (a man everyone keeps talking about and you've heard of even if you live under a rock) becomes the generic villain for everything. That's why we see insane things like Hitler being an atheist, a liberal and in this case a Muslim. Instead of pulling up an actual Muslim conqueror (like Umar the Great), the Hitler card is played again and it's all due to a near-complete ignorance of history.

1/19/2012 7:27:18 AM

Horsefeathers

"Hitler wanted Germany (and possibly the rest of Europe) to be Islamic."

I'll give you points for originality.

"The Leftists in Europe are fulfilling his dream."

Because the Left is well known for trying to institute theocracies, of course.

"With America continually becoming more and more and more Euro-peon-ized that may happen here."

You don't actually have any idea what's going on outside your own door, do you?

1/19/2012 7:32:10 AM



Wow, this has got to be the most extreme usage of Godwin fundies have ever used.
...but I'm sure they'll try to top this one off. After all, as this comment demonstrates, stupidity knows no bounds.

1/19/2012 7:56:03 AM

Doubting Thomas

I'll take "Total Ignorance of History" for $500, Alex.

1/19/2012 8:00:55 AM

Mapar

Is it wrong that I laughed first?

1/19/2012 8:09:07 AM
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