Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 85696

Civilization struggles to protect life, civilization struggles to feed life and generate life. Barbarism has no respect for life at all, actually, barbarism venerates death. Homosexuality, which side is that on? Civilization or barbarism? It’s got to be—see, please understand I’m speaking about the cultures and the ideas, I’m not saying that any particular Muslim is a barbarian, I’m not saying any particular homosexual is a barbarian, I’m saying the culture—and the answer is very simple, civilization has sex in the life-giving birth canal, and barbarism has sex in the canal through which dead, useless, waste material is excreted. It’s a fundamental difference, you can tell.

Rabbi Daniel Lapin, Right Wing Watch 44 Comments [1/27/2012 4:14:58 AM]
Fundie Index: 66
Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1 2
JKat

By that logic, oral sex is quite civilized -- that canal is all about supporting life, too!

1/27/2012 12:28:51 PM



The only waste material being excreted here is the words that came out of your keyboard.

1/27/2012 12:44:45 PM

Old Viking

We once lived near the Erie Canal, but neither of us gave much thought to having sex in it.

1/27/2012 1:36:20 PM

observiNG

Looks like somebody here is obsessed with buttsecks, rabbi. And that somebody is you.

1/27/2012 2:28:15 PM

Matante

Dead, useless waste material? Please, poop is very much alive, the amount of gut bacteria in each person can be measured in kilograms, and what comes out of one's anus provides food and shelter to millions of them! If you want to glorify life, buttsex is the way to go!

1/27/2012 3:02:43 PM

Jezeus

What about oral...? Feed the seed:-)

1/27/2012 4:39:28 PM

Reynardine

For an alleged Man of God, the good Rabbi sure seems not only to be keeping his prurient nose up other people's nether cleavages, but even to be inhaling deeply.

1/27/2012 5:41:03 PM

farpadokly

The orifice theory of civilisation. Explain then, the highly civilized Greeks, with their institutional pederasty. Explain the occurrence of homosexuality in all cultures and times. The truth is, there is no connection between civilisation and who you choose to fuck.

1/27/2012 6:58:26 PM

Agahnim

You're a horrible man, Rabbi. Go sodomize yourself with a cactus.

1/27/2012 7:00:32 PM

Papabear

Eww, you have sex in the same canal which discharges menstrual blood and babies. And, you kiss your wife right on the orifice which expels spit and vomit.

P.S. I'm glad you can tell to difference between a vagina and a butt. That's a good start.

1/27/2012 7:42:43 PM

Adrian

"Civilization struggles to protect life, civilization struggles to feed life and generate life. Barbarism has no respect for life at all, actually, barbarism venerates death. Homosexuality, which side is that on? Civilization or barbarism?"

Well, civilization, duh! The ancient Greeks settled that question millenia ago.

"and the answer is very simple, civilization has sex in the life-giving birth canal, and barbarism has sex in the canal through which dead, useless, waste material is excreted."

No, barbarism is not speaking Greek, silly rabbi. And shit is neither dead (see Matante's post) nor useless, as any farmer would tell you.

1/28/2012 12:44:41 AM

michael30v

Actually straight people have sex in that 'canal' as well. You effin lunatic!

1/28/2012 5:50:44 AM

Raised by Horses

"I’m not saying that any particular Muslim is a barbarian, I’m not saying any particular homosexual is a barbarian.."

I'm just saying they all are.

Glenn Beck would be proud.

1/28/2012 6:54:29 AM

Argle Bargle

The civilization which invented the term "barbarian" had institutionalized pederasty. The good Rabbi is full of dead waste material.

1/28/2012 7:28:28 AM



In other words, sterile people, or women in menopause or impotent men, which side is that on?, civilisation or barbarism?

1/28/2012 9:04:47 AM

aaa

Your dishonest use of language is quite telling.

1/28/2012 1:13:36 PM

Pacal

What is with so many Right wing and Fundie types with their obsession with de butt sex?

1/28/2012 2:08:22 PM

tranz2deep

@Metallic Space Dragon

They must think God lives on Mars.

1/29/2012 7:04:50 AM

Washcloth Repairman

What about when I had sex with your mothers' mouth?

1/31/2012 5:25:19 AM
1 2