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I am having a very hard time at work trying to take orders for systems in march etc. I have had a very personal confirmation on this matter that God through the spirit led me not to share I am now feeling ok as we get closer! My wife does not want to hear any news about Israel the mideast the euro etc. Well coming home last Saturday she was in a instant split second car accident! God showed me in my head why! I told her at the time it was a warming but God kept everyone safe! There were things like well if I did not stop here or this etc! Well in a nutshell the guy who hit her because she did not pay attention at a stop sign(sudden destruction like a thief) was from Chicago (mmm who else came from there)? Had only been in town a week! (one week) was 27 years old and the accident cost the last two numbers were 28! Sudden destruction brought on by someone from Chicago 27/28! The thing is my wife said to me he's from Chicago he's 27 and only been here a week! That's a very personal confirmation for me!

Watching and praying, Rapture In The Air Now 50 Comments [1/28/2012 9:30:38 AM]
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Submitted By: P-Dub
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Mapar

The words "confirmation bias" kept popping up in my head while reading that.

1/28/2012 10:22:02 AM

Berny

Your wife needs to leave you right now for her own safety. You are clearly insane.

1/28/2012 10:26:15 AM

Alencon

WTF are you mumbling about?

Guess what, God told me that, because of your undying faith, he's decided to spare the world until some future date.

So YOU, all by yourself, have saved us from God's wrath. Go ahead, take a bow.

1/28/2012 10:47:57 AM

rallymodeller

Um, what?

1/28/2012 11:13:30 AM

lisamariefan

I'm so confused. How the fuck do you extract such bizarre meaning out of this?

1/28/2012 11:17:10 AM

Xotan

These are the ravings of someone of unsound mind. Are there no asylums for such?

1/28/2012 11:53:25 AM

Sasha

God showed me in my head why!

I agree with Berny. The wife should leave before God shows this guy how to get rid of a body.

1/28/2012 12:33:10 PM

Brendan Rizzo

Did this man's wife just die in a car crash? That's just sad. It still doesn't excuse the Rapturites who will be on this like vultures.

1/28/2012 12:38:21 PM

freako104

Why it is personal confirmation is because you want it to be. It's really just crap at best and more likely the ravings of someone insane and psychotic

1/28/2012 12:44:27 PM

whoanelly

Who would marry you??

1/28/2012 1:00:40 PM



What the fuck are you talking about!

1/28/2012 1:01:29 PM



Here we go again with the 'Obama=Antichrist' crap.

1/28/2012 1:19:11 PM

Paradoxical

What is this I don't even

1/28/2012 1:37:05 PM

Alleyprowler

So...the wife failed to pay attention at a stop sign, something about Chicago and 27/28, and one week, and...sorry, I have no idea where this is going.

1/28/2012 2:09:31 PM

Mad_Jester

Can I get some fresh pepper on my word salad, please?

1/28/2012 2:12:59 PM

Alleyprowler

Okay, I had a look at the forum to see if I could get some context and came to the conclusion that they are knuckle-dragging retards.

1/28/2012 2:23:59 PM

Churchy LaFemme

So your wife zoned out while driving, ran a stop sign and caused an accident, but God protected everyone? I suspect that the fact everyone was kept safe had more to do with teams of auto designers than God's intervention. Wouldn't it have been easier all around if God had made sure your wife was paying attention while driving? I see enough cars with religious symbols driven by people who obviously believe they don't need to pay attention because God is protecting them.

1/28/2012 2:55:21 PM

SpukiKitty

Are these the same bozos that thought "Pixar movie night" would bring about the Apocalypse?

1/28/2012 3:02:34 PM

cdcdrr

Well in a nutshell the guy who hit her because she did not pay attention at a stop sign(sudden destruction like a thief) was from Chicago (mmm who else came from there)?

Ooh, let me guess! He was from Chicago, crashed into your wife's car, was like a thief, doesn't pay attention to traffic signs and there's signs of divinity.
Your wife must have been rammed by the Blues Brothers while on a mission from god!

1/28/2012 3:52:30 PM

Agahnim

...What.

1/28/2012 6:09:21 PM

Drummer


1/28/2012 7:31:12 PM

Raised by Horses

Shaggy dog story: You're kind of doing it right.

1/28/2012 10:20:30 PM

Papabear

All people from Chicago are president Obama.

1/28/2012 10:23:39 PM

Anonymous #42

I had to read this three times before it made any sense at all. And I'm still confused.

1/28/2012 11:58:13 PM

Justanotheratheist

What the fuck is this shit?

1/29/2012 12:00:57 AM
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