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I am having a very hard time at work trying to take orders for systems in march etc. I have had a very personal confirmation on this matter that God through the spirit led me not to share I am now feeling ok as we get closer! My wife does not want to hear any news about Israel the mideast the euro etc. Well coming home last Saturday she was in a instant split second car accident! God showed me in my head why! I told her at the time it was a warming but God kept everyone safe! There were things like well if I did not stop here or this etc! Well in a nutshell the guy who hit her because she did not pay attention at a stop sign(sudden destruction like a thief) was from Chicago (mmm who else came from there)? Had only been in town a week! (one week) was 27 years old and the accident cost the last two numbers were 28! Sudden destruction brought on by someone from Chicago 27/28! The thing is my wife said to me he's from Chicago he's 27 and only been here a week! That's a very personal confirmation for me!

Watching and praying, Rapture In The Air Now 50 Comments [1/28/2012 9:30:38 AM]
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John_in_Oz

Ignore the numerology mumbo-jumbo, he was right! All the Saved got Raptured this weekend.
Only the haters, the hypocrites, the liars and the intellectually dishonest were left behind.

1/29/2012 12:18:49 AM

Zeus Almighty

Cool story, bra.

P.S. You're a delusional moron.

1/29/2012 2:03:58 AM

Grimsoncrow

Dude, a Nervous breakdown is not a laughing matter. Take a week off and talk to someone...And I do not mean imaginary sky-daddy.Oh, and send your poor wife to some relatives until she is no longer in danger.

1/29/2012 2:43:15 AM

Swede

I'm 42, have lived here four years (four years), I carried two mattresses yesterday (two) and the sun is trying to shine through the clouds. That's a very personal confirmation for me!

If you want to find earth-shattering meaning in mundane, everyday things, you will find it.

1/29/2012 3:09:44 AM

solomongrundy

I read the original thread and it's demented even by the usual whooshfest standards. Surely it's a sign you've lost your last frail handhold on reality when a moderator on a Rapturite forum writes 'W&P, you've got to get a hold of yourself'.

1/29/2012 3:28:47 AM

aaa

It's 29th here, and shit is still the same it was at the beginning of this week.

1/29/2012 4:46:43 AM

whatever

@ Brendan Rizzo
His wife didn't die in a car accident. It sounded like the accident was not too severe.

@Watching and Praying
"Sudden destruction brought on by someone from Chicago 27/28!"

How do you extract these numbers and attribute significance to them? How do you know what numbers to look for? What about his license plate? there must have been lots of numbers there.

Not to mention the chassis numbers of the two cars. I bet if you added them together and divided by the first three digits, it wouldn't take many more steps of calculation before you came up with 666.

1/29/2012 6:30:11 AM

md

Wow, the ravings of an absolute lunatic.

The only pertinent information in the whole post is: "...who hit her because she did not pay attention at a stop sign"

So Mrs Raptard fucks up at a junction causing a crash and Mr Raptard not (incorrectly) only blames the other party for the crash but also manages to see it as a clear sign of the Rapture because the guy was 27 and from Chicago. Calling this insane is an insult to insane people.

1/29/2012 7:59:46 AM

Hunter Jay

I'm sorry but WTF are you saying???

1/29/2012 8:30:44 AM

Doubting Thomas

OK I, uh, what? Sorry you lost me with all that 27/28 stuff.

And who else came from Chicago? The Blues Brothers? There was lots of destruction if police cars in that movie, which was made in 1980. Take the 2 blues brothers, and add the 8 from 80, and you have 28...

Dammit! Now you've got me doing it!

*edit* cdcdrr beat me to the Blues Brothers connection. That must mean it's true.

1/29/2012 10:16:50 AM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

27/28?...

1/29/2012 10:34:27 AM

Spider-pope

Wow i bet he feels stupid.Posted 1/29/2012.

PS. Voices telling you why people need to be hurt in your head is not God, it's schizophrenia, seek medical attention.

1/29/2012 12:41:39 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

jesus christ, I hope you two don't have any fucking kids.

1/29/2012 5:52:46 PM

John_in_Oz

God sent you a personal confirmation that the Rapture was going to happen on 27 or 28 January 2012 but you're still here?
Man you must be an unrepentant sinner!

Or else an idiot. I pick door number two.

1/29/2012 8:16:12 PM

Jack Bauer

"I told her at the time it was a warming but God kept everyone safe!"

Would that be a global warming?

1/30/2012 2:05:23 AM



What the F U C K is this nutbag talking about? Sounds a lot like how Cartman framed Kyle for 9/11.

1/30/2012 3:48:24 AM

Newton

So you think God wanted to warn you about something that was about to happen, and rather than just sending you a letter, He did what exactly?

Forced your wife to ignore a stop sign, magicked up a guy to crash into her (you'd think he'd have been called Obama, or Barack or something, but maybe Chicago was the best He could do), and carefully ensured that the repair bill contained 2 digits that were really important to the message? Really?

And after going to all that trouble, He got it wrong - bummer! That's going to look bad on the omniscience front.

I bet God loves watching 3-2-1. Dusty Bin must be a holy relic.

1/30/2012 5:49:07 AM

Mister Spak

You have a beautiful mind.

1/30/2012 6:43:58 AM

NonProphet

...What? I'm sorry, I don't speak delusional-ese.

1/30/2012 1:50:24 PM

Bine

"John_in_Oz

Ignore the numerology mumbo-jumbo, he was right! All the Saved got Raptured this weekend.
Only the haters, the hypocrites, the liars and the intellectually dishonest were left behind."

*Applause!* :D Good, we're rid of the Saved, the rest we can deal with! *rolls up sleeves*

1/30/2012 2:17:17 PM



oops, late again

1/30/2012 9:52:35 PM

Argle Bargle

Numerology is an occult practice, no rapture for you.

1/31/2012 4:30:22 AM

michael3ov

WTF man?!! Someone actually married you?

1/31/2012 5:13:43 AM



It didn't happen. Are you sure that your confirmation was not a bad taste joke?

2/4/2012 5:29:22 AM

Cal

"I told her at the time it was a warming"

Nearly pissed myself when I read that! The rest is pure crap.

2/11/2012 5:11:03 AM
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