Quote# 85804
Starting with Eve women have been Satan's tool of condemnation for men if glancing at their accentuated, ample, semi or covered BREASTS.
Pentecostal men are accused of being lustful, adulterous sinners if seeing female BREASTS, BUTTOCKS, LEGS, HAIR women love to expose.
Men have an unconscious, primal reassuring thoughts of mother's full, nourishing soothing BREASTS with happiness, as they should have.
The evil inclination (Satan) recognizes man’s propensity to view the female body and tricks women into dressing provocatively and revealing just enough BREAST to cause men to lust.
Creating lust are; clothes designed to sexually excite men lower passions, tight fitting, low cut, bare-midriffs, shoulder-less and floss bathing suits that leave little for the imagination.
Girls age 12-17 snare men with thoughts of adultery and fornication when wearing tight fitting jeans outlining her vagina, daisy may cutoffs, and T-shirts that accentuate perky TEATS.
R. Michael Hands,
Profitable Doctrines from an Endtime Prophet 128 Comments [1/28/2012 9:36:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 136
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#1369787
C_V
hoo whee - those must be some seriously tight jeans if they can outline a girl's vagina.
1/28/2012 9:44:09 AM
#1369788
Blarghonius
When your entire worldview is based on misogyny, can you expect anything better?
1/28/2012 9:47:32 AM
#1369792
J. James
Why are these body parts in caps? And why is sex a bad thing? Should we be ashamed of it? I think its actually rather nice. Not to mention that people have the right to accentuate their natural beauty.
I swear, leave these people to their own devices and they'll start chopping off breasts and clitorises.
1/28/2012 9:54:44 AM
#1369793
lisamariefan
"Girls age 12-17 snare men with thoughts of adultery and fornication when wearing tight fitting jeans outlining her vagina, daisy may cutoffs, and T-shirts that accentuate perky TEATS."
Where's a pedobear image when you need one?
1/28/2012 9:58:14 AM
#1369803
silly rabbit
I think this guy is a perv
1/28/2012 10:08:45 AM
#1369808
Berny
Religion and misogyny have always gone hand in hand.
It sounds to me like R. Michael Hands desperately needs to get laid.
1/28/2012 10:13:08 AM
#1369824
CleverScreenName
I suspect this guy enjoyed writing this rant in ways he'll never admit.
1/28/2012 10:31:07 AM
#1369826
Alencon
This guy SERIOUSLY needs help.
1/28/2012 10:34:19 AM
#1369827
Jeff Weskamp
I think this guy typed this stuff with only one hand.....
1/28/2012 10:36:00 AM
#1369831
Dubbleyew
I hope you're aware, that it's not a normal thing for a grown man to get sexually aroused by 12 year old girls. If you are...seek therapy, because you're a pedo.
1/28/2012 10:42:04 AM
#1369839
Colgate
This guy seriously needs to get laid. What a great name for a perv - Michael HANDS!
1/28/2012 10:49:38 AM
#1369841
Bill O'R'lyeh
"TEATS"...I LOL'd
1/28/2012 10:57:56 AM
#1369845
Reynardine
And his name is Michael HANDS? I'd hate to be the one cleaning his keyboard.
1/28/2012 11:10:44 AM
#1369862
Xotan
A Troll
1/28/2012 11:35:35 AM
#1369863
Skatepunk
Yeesh...
I know some girls dress a bit trashy, but CHILL!
1/28/2012 11:35:59 AM
#1369879
Brendan Rizzo
What the fuck?! Does this man have an Oedipus complex or something? He creeps me out...
1/28/2012 11:54:32 AM
#1369881
whoanelly
I think Michael was fapping while he wrote this.
Why can't men control their libidos?
I just looked up and saw this guy's last name . . . LMAO
1/28/2012 11:57:35 AM
#1369887
Aspergus
I'm not a woman, but if I were, I just might consider dressing as provocatively as possible just to spite this guy.
1/28/2012 12:10:02 PM
#1369888
Lilith
I can just imagine the old prev getting excited every time he writes words like breast in capitals.
1/28/2012 12:14:49 PM
#1369889
freako104
MSTDT? Misogynists say the darndest things? And what of women in 20's and 30's? Why only teen girls?
1/28/2012 12:16:16 PM
#1369899
Sasha
I hope this guy has no access to teenage girls.
1/28/2012 12:25:23 PM
#1369901
Tatsukun
So, closet pedophile is desperate to find a reason for his sick thoughts other than "he is a sick bastard". Got it.
Next up, the religious right fantasizing about military showers... again.
1/28/2012 12:27:17 PM
#1369902
Passerby
Your Oedipus complex, poor impulse control, projection of blame, denial of personal responsibility for your actions, and status as a hebophile are all noted.
1/28/2012 12:28:17 PM
#1369903
Old Viking
All the women I've ever known have had breasts, buttocks, legs and hair. I'm not sure how I'd react to one who has BREASTS, BUTTOCKS, LEGS and HAIR.
1/28/2012 12:30:39 PM
#1369908
Jessica
Sir,
If you gets thoughts of adultery and fornication looking at 12 year olds you are sick and should be treated for your severe mental problems before you act upon your perverted lusts.
That's all.
1/28/2012 12:33:19 PM
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