Quote# 85818

Satan has his little helpers running around all over the place these days. These "occupiers" better be glad we follow Jesus and not that satanic Islam allah rock idol god or they would be chased out of town and the ones caught would have their heads cutoff. Obama is behind all of this. He wants his little Marxist riots to help him win office again. Who knows, might even be atheists on crack acting like fools.

Chris (Administrator for RR), RR 60 Comments [1/29/2012 9:42:46 AM]
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Ahhh, Fatwah-envy.

1/29/2012 9:55:41 AM

D Laurier


1/29/2012 10:03:13 AM


No, Obama is a Sith Lord; he wouldn't concern himself with the mere "occupiers" as they have no ability to use the Force.

1/29/2012 10:04:07 AM


You're a fine one to suggest that others are acting like fools. You have managed to jumble all sorts of varied bullshit into one short post.

I guess that's why you're an administrator for that dumbass site. You are even better at talking rubbish than the underlings.

1/29/2012 10:06:43 AM


This is borderline CSTDT. How did he go from Satan to Occupy to Marx to Obama? Seriously. I may not agree fully with Occupy but they seem more along with what Jesus taught. Also Allah is Arabic for God, and Islam is heavily based around Old Testament law. And is Abrahamic.

1/29/2012 10:18:07 AM


Counterpoint: Arab spring.

1/29/2012 10:21:22 AM


I love how fundies never understand anything they're talking about.

Almost makes me wish there was a god so when they went before him he could say "So you think I'm some sort of foolish rock idle", then explain things to make their heads asplode

1/29/2012 10:28:39 AM

Comrade Potatovich

"Satan's" Little Helpers?You got it wrong, Chris-dude.

1/29/2012 10:37:02 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Is the fundie implying that the Occupy Wall Street people are Satanic Muslims? What became of OWS anyway?

1/29/2012 10:54:44 AM


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Not many atheists on crack buddy.Poverty is often connected with a lack of eduacation.Atheism is often, but not always connected to high levels of education.Wealth is also connected to high levels of education.Poverty and drugs(crack too) are also often connected to a low level of education.

1/29/2012 11:06:42 AM

So what you're saying is that no True Christian™ would want to involve themself in a movement that would like to reduce the power of corporations and have the voice of the people heard. Only satanists and drug-addled atheists huh? Well, I suppose you do bow down to a shadowy overlord. Bending at the knee for corporate America will come easily to you.

1/29/2012 11:32:33 AM

= POPE =

Ah yes, Satan's little helpers. The ones who steal socks from the dryer, put tinfoil in the microwave, and sharpen tattoo needles in the middle of the night when the poor, tired tattoo artist is sleeping.

If you really believe in this insane cartoon universe you have made for yourselves, then drink poison and trust that God will make sure nothing happens, like your book says. And you think we're the ones on crack.

1/29/2012 11:37:53 AM


Yeah, with posts like this, I somehow get the impression it's not the atheists who are doing crack.

1/29/2012 11:53:36 AM


Who knows, might even be Jesus Christ back again hanging around with the poor and hookers.

1/29/2012 12:09:28 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Rock idol gods - ya mean like Elvis and Buddy Holly?

1/29/2012 12:16:41 PM


Let's see what my son has to say about this:

It sounds different when Jesus says it.

1/29/2012 12:45:34 PM


Chris, take your meds before you wind up in the padded hotel.

1/29/2012 12:55:01 PM


Allah's a Satanic rock god idol?

RIGHT ON. \m/>o<\m/

1/29/2012 1:35:56 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

I googled "rock idol god" and google gave me this!

So does that mean that Gene Simmons is actually Allah and he's trying to sell atheists crack?

Shouldn't this be in "conspiracy theorists say the darndest things"?

1/29/2012 2:04:10 PM


Is it wrong that I read "Santa has his little helpers" etc?

1/29/2012 2:04:20 PM

I was really confused about the "rock idol" until I read the comments and realised there was another interpretation of idol I could be making. I was wondering if he associated Islam with headbangers or something.

1/29/2012 2:04:49 PM


@ #1370297: you wish, and so do i XD

gene simmons FTW!!

1/29/2012 2:14:13 PM

Old Viking

The best Satan can come up with is using little helpers?

1/29/2012 2:54:54 PM


1/29/2012 3:01:11 PM


Well, Chris, I can see why you're an admin at Rapture Ready. Craziness seems to come naturally to you.

1/29/2012 3:13:27 PM

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