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Legalizing gay marriages and abortions is the fastest way for Western Islamization.
Do you really want this???
If so - you can start making personal use bombs already.

civ2, Civ Fanatics 56 Comments [1/30/2012 4:30:27 AM]
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Xotan

does not compute!

1/30/2012 12:01:29 PM

Skatepunk

Yeah... Islam hates gays even more than Christianity (at least when Sharia is in effect).

1/30/2012 12:02:14 PM



I read the thread.
His logic is so flawed and insane, it actually gave me a headache.

Also, he seems to think that Christian marriage has been the only form of marriage ever (and he specifically says "6,000 years," so he's probably a YEC as well).

1/30/2012 12:59:25 PM



a suicide bimber vest that only harms the bonber ? cool idea.

1/30/2012 2:21:41 PM

freako104

Um.. yeah. Islam is known for its love of homosexuals except in Islamic theocracies.

1/30/2012 2:56:17 PM

aaa

I don't think things work that way.

1/30/2012 3:07:58 PM

jadehawk

i suspect this is actually not a case of "liberals are muslim" but of "if we don't make more white babies, them brown people will outbreed us"

1/30/2012 5:02:29 PM



Civilization is just a computer game; it is in no way an accurate depiction of real history nor a reliable simulation of the future.

Just because Saladin pwned your incompetent ass in the last hundred games doesn't mean that Islam is going to take over the world.

1/30/2012 5:09:15 PM

Alencon

Aren't Muslims even more fanatically anti-choice and anti-homosexuality than our home grown Taliban?

1/30/2012 6:34:13 PM

Adrian




@Anon-e-moose: source for your pic? ^^

1/30/2012 6:51:05 PM

Los Christabel

I'm not sure whether to answer this with scathing snerk or on the level, because I'm not sure the person who started this thing is or not. Considering that fundamentalist Islam despises gays even more than fundamental Christianity, the rationale is nonexistent. But there it is. Any halfwit with a functional keyboard is likely to post anything no matter how retarded it is, just to get people riled. Well...rotsa ruck, Charlie. I'm not buying it.

1/30/2012 7:05:34 PM

Punch

I'm pretty sure Islam is also against gay marriage and abortions. You sure about this now?

1/30/2012 7:23:44 PM

Robespierre

I think the argument runs:

Gay marriage and abortion decrease our population (because gay marriage will turn everybody gay). Muslims make a lot of babies.
We too should make a lot of babies, so they can grow up and die in war.

Apart from the retarded argument, it's basically fascist demographics. If you see countries/races/cultures as inherently hostile to each other, it's just a short leap to say that WE should be more than THEM.

Luckily, the argument works both ways: the spread of education and medicine has substantially decreased fertility rates in the Arab world - from about 6 children per woman in the 80s to 3 children now, a level the West fell under in the early 60s. Most interestingly, while the population of - say - Egypt is still incresing, the population under 15 years of age has been stable for two decades, so that the overall population will eventually level off and start decreasing.

Indeed, by following civ2's argument backwards, we should do our best to gay up the Middle East and introduce contraception and legal abortion to those countries.

- GODWIN ALERT - This is quite closely what the Nazi tried to do by promoting contraception and abortion for occupied slavs while outlawing the very same things for aryan Germans.

1/31/2012 3:51:31 AM

rebel

That's funny, I thought Islam was against those things. What's that? You're just making up shit? Oh, well then never mind.

1/31/2012 3:53:52 AM

Argle Bargle

So, you advocate homophobia, are against women having control of their reproductive systems, and you encourage people who think as you to star making IEDs.

There's a group who'd accept you in a heartbeat, but its name escapes me at the moment.

1/31/2012 4:00:09 AM

Washcloth Repairman

That's some powerful stupid.

1/31/2012 4:34:37 AM

Pilotess

gay marriages and abortions = Islamization

Millions of Muslims disagree ...

1/31/2012 3:09:03 PM

Fpqxz

If you're really worried about Islamization, you should legislate country of origin quotas and better social integration programs for new immigrants.

Restricting peoples' rights is not going to solve the problem.

1/31/2012 10:35:45 PM

Justanotheratheist

Except that just about the exact opposite is true.

1/31/2012 11:04:42 PM

Anon-e-moose

"you can start making personal use bombs already"

Well, you can: grenade up the arse, pull the pin, *POW!* Sphincter tartare! >:D

@Adrian

Ah, that pic I used for that macro? They are Mariko Kato* (r) and Chiaki Kurihara (l), the 'Kirk & Spock' in the currently airing in Japan Sci-Fi interstellar pirate scenario (and thus OVER 9000X more superior to "One Piece") "Moretsu Pirates"

*- Marika's mother (& former pirate) Ririka Kato has become the No. 4 in my Top 5 all-time fave anime MILFs; 3: Akiko Minase ("Kanon"), 2: Dvergr ("Kiddy Grade"), 1: Hild ("Ah! My Goddess").

--EDIT--

After a quick re-edit (to reposition your screename, Adrian; I was referring to civ2, re. the method of anal annihilation via 'personal use bombs'), I can highly recommend "Moretsu Pirates" - and methinks things are about to hot up, re. episode 5 (that's a-comin' up): Mariko's decision to skipper the pirate ship 'Bentenmaru', take up the 'Letter of Marque' attached to such, and become a legal pirate.

Arr-harr, ye hearties, avast booty on the starboard bow! Yo-ho-ho, and a bowlful of noodles! RAmen.

The original light novel's author Yuichi Sasamoto, and the anime's director Tatsuo Sato as well as the animation company Satelight, who brought us the Sci-Fi treasures "Galaxy Angel Rune", "Macross Frontier" & "Kiddy Girl-and" (sequel to 2002's & my all-time fave "Kiddy Grade") have clearly been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

2/1/2012 9:05:23 AM

Adrian

@Anon-e-moose: OK, thanks. Moretsu Pirates is on my "to watch" list, but I haven't got around to it yet, I have a lot of catching up to do ^^"

And your answer to the OP's "personal use bombs" part reminded me of this old demotivator I made back when I first discovered FSTDT :P


2/1/2012 10:17:52 AM

Clarker

Y U NO see that Islamists want gay marriage and abortions as much as you fundies do?

2/1/2012 11:12:42 AM

Blarghonius

Except that Islam doesn't like those things either.

2/1/2012 1:13:42 PM



Non sequitur forever.

2/4/2012 5:12:18 AM



What the fuck is the matter with these? No really--brain damage?

2/4/2012 10:06:40 AM
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