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Q: Ann,
What advice would you have for Tim Tebow?

A: Retire. Get out of that cesspool. You have already accomplished a tremendous amount culturally. You done good, Boy. Now get out of there. The money IS NOT WORTH IT. The single greatest Christian example you could set is to walk away from the NFL right now.

Q: Ann,
Where should I go to college?

A:You probably shouldn't. The people who are going to be in the best shape after this collapse are people who know an honest-to-goodness TRADE. 95% of college degrees are utterly useless. Further, the Marxists are trying to gin up a sense of entitlement amongst the young by stating that a college education is a "human right" and that everyone should have a college degree. What they are really trying to do is enslave everyone with student loan debt. If everyone has a college degree, then a college degree will be, by definition, utterly meaningless. If the guy who scrubs the toilets at Burger King has a bachelor's, then what meaning does a bachelor's have? None. I would recommend learning by apprenticeship something like plumbing, welding, engine repair, carpentry, masonry, animal husbandry, petroleum extraction, machining, fishery, etc. College is over. Most degrees are intrinsically useless. Skip it.

Q: Ann,
What do you think of the Marines who peed on the dead Taliban?

A: I have little sympathy for men who live their lives wiping their anuses with their bare hands after bowel movements, and who view as the pinnacle of human pleasure inserting their genitals and depositing their semen into the feces-laden rectums of boys and other men, who suddenly get squeamish about dead bodies being sprinkled with a bit of urine - which is sterile by the way. Those dead Taliban were probably the cleanest they had ever been in their adult lives after being showered with the righteous tinkles of those Marines. Ooh-rah. That is all. Carry on.

Ann Barnhardt, Barnhardt.biz 63 Comments [1/30/2012 4:32:52 AM]
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agrf

What about the engineering degree that pays my dad 110000 a year...or the physicians assisstant that pay my mom 85000 a year....

1/30/2012 4:49:42 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Ann,
You have a lot to learn. Please remove your head from your ass.


1/30/2012 5:12:45 AM



She's a poe, right? RIGHT?!

1/30/2012 5:33:18 AM

Bollox

I'm pretty sure they've got bogroll in Afghanistan.

She maybe has a point about degrees being devalued if everyone has one, but then again I can't see that happening, so meh.

1/30/2012 6:00:27 AM



But what of people who are working at a part-time job while working on their degree and their career? Don't they get some sort of recognition? Of course not, you say. Their lifetime goals are meaningless.

Also, as horrible as the Taliban is, some people either haven't learned about due respect for the dead, or are just so psychotic that they don't even care. Your oh-so-precious group of Marines can be dishonorably discharged and no one would bat an eye. Debauchery like this is what happens when we have a mercenary army. All you get are the loose cannons and sociopaths.

1/30/2012 6:28:40 AM

Mister Spak

"Q: Ann,
What advice would you have for Tim Tebow?"


Matthew 6:6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.



1/30/2012 6:34:35 AM

Tempus

If the Taliban had been caught on video peeing on dead American bodies, you would be howling for their blood.


1/30/2012 6:51:04 AM



I have little sympathy for men who live their lives wiping their anuses with their bare hands after bowel movements, and who view as the pinnacle of human pleasure inserting their genitals and depositing their semen into the feces-laden rectums of boys and other men...

Why do the most virulent anti-gay fundies always describe gay sex in the most disturbing detail?

1/30/2012 6:51:43 AM



#1370446

"I have little sympathy for men who live their lives wiping their anuses with their bare hands after bowel movements, and who view as the pinnacle of human pleasure inserting their genitals and depositing their semen into the feces-laden rectums of boys and other men...

Why do the most virulent anti-gay fundies always describe gay sex in the most disturbing detail?"

It's probably a way of expressing their repressed sexual fantasies

1/30/2012 7:17:28 AM

Anon-e-moose

Timmy Tea-Bowl:

http://villageatheist.org/nfl-player-blames-god-for-missing-catch/

'I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO…'

-Stevie Johnson (Wide Receiver) Buffalo Bills, via Twitter

There are no believers in dugouts...!

You want the US to be educationally inferior to China, far be it from me to stop you, Annie.

And Annie, I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, as it would be an insult to my superior urine to come into contact with someone as inferior as you, dearie. But I'd go to the nearest shop selling either lighter fluid, turpentine or kerosene, just to help things along...! >:D

1/30/2012 7:25:10 AM

Doubting Thomas

If everyone has a college degree, then a college degree will be, by definition, utterly meaningless.

If everyone has a high school diploma, then a high school diploma will be utterly meaningless. Most people don't really go to college to get a degree. They go to get an education.

What do you think of the Marines who peed on the dead Taliban?

A: I have little sympathy for men who live their lives wiping their anuses with their bare hands after bowel movements, and who view as the pinnacle of human pleasure inserting their genitals and depositing their semen into the feces-laden rectums of boys and other men


That's not a very nice thing to say about the U.S. Marines.

1/30/2012 7:39:16 AM

dionysus

Ann, you may not know this but not every bachelor's degree is the same. Even if everyone in the world gets a bachelor's degree that doesn't mean my degree in computer science is worthless or that a degree in engineering is worthless. Not everyone gets a degree in the same subject so your point has already been demolished and I haven't even gone into concentrations yet.

1/30/2012 7:42:43 AM

Titania

Have fun sweeping up after all those people with degrees and higher paying jobs who can aford to live somewhere other than their parent's basement.

1/30/2012 8:01:11 AM



"If everyone has a college degree, then a college degree will be, by definition, utterly meaningless."

Show me where, in the definition of a college degree, its scarcity is in any way mentioned.

Education =/= being given an advantage over everyone else. Only the existence of (such a horribly large number of) pitifully ignorant people such as yourself make this true in the world as it is now.

1/30/2012 8:20:58 AM

J. James

Of course these people want Americans to be uneducated. It makes them easy prey for this bullshit.

Headache, I swear to God, if you use this as an excuse to rip on all Americans, I am going to lose it.

1/30/2012 8:28:31 AM

Brendan Rizzo

This woman is completely delusional. I don't know what she's smoking if she thinks that retiring after a single season (which, by the way, he can't do) is a good idea for Tim Tebow. As much as I dislike the man for being an attention-whore, even he has more sense than that.

Secondly, only a paranoiac conspiracy theorist, and an anti-intellectual at that, would believe that college degrees are useless. Does she not realize that people with college degrees are responsible for all major events in society? If she had her way, the United States would become a Third World country overnight. The countries with the lowest number of college graduates are, after all, Third World.

1/30/2012 8:29:19 AM

Berny

Is this shit smear for real?

1/30/2012 8:35:19 AM

Swede

For some jobs you need a degree to know what you are doing, then you get an aprenticeship after that to learn how you are doing it.

"About the dead nothing but good". You should respect the dead, even if they are the enemy.

Fundamentalist Muslims are even more against homosexuality than Fundie Christians. You wish you could kill homos, they do kill homos.

1/30/2012 8:44:09 AM



got sucked into her vortex of stupidity for the better part of a quarter of an hour, here is my favorite quote that I found "Islam is about acquiring physical, earthly territory and installing a totalitarian government over the earth that provides a cadre of "elites" masquerading as some sort of "clergy" with massive decadent wealth and as much twisted perverted sex as they want, including homosexual and heterosexual pedohilia, ephebophilia, concubinage, incest, bestiality and necrophilia. There is nothing new under the sun. They want power, they want money and they want sex. The "religious" aspects are a stone-cold con, which Bin Laden himself declared in no uncertain terms."

This is from a militantly Catholic woman

1/30/2012 9:40:54 AM

lisamariefan

Who the fuck is this cunt again? And why isn't she in the kitchen making me a sandwich!? /sarcasm

1/30/2012 9:53:12 AM

Reynardine

This is truly abysmal, but the most sinister part is the anti-intellectualism. You shouldn't know more than it takes you to scrub toilets; any more will turn you Marxist. I note that this is only the beginning of An(al's) coprotropism, too. Ann Landers must be revolving in her grave.

1/30/2012 10:13:54 AM

Osiris

Don't go the college. Don't get degrees in science, law, engineering, medicine, or computer science. Just let the country slip into a third-world Christian hellhole.

1/30/2012 10:17:46 AM

Papabear

So, boiled down its:
Don't keep a good job. Don't get a higher education. Do believe that everyone you don't like is homosexual and has poor hygene, and that the good guys pee on other people.

Ann, urine idiot.

1/30/2012 10:48:01 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Animal husbandry? Without an understanding of evolution?

It's going to take a while to get those spotted/striped goats.

1/30/2012 10:54:27 AM

Zagen30

I liked the question just before the ones posted:

Q: Ann,
I friended you on your Facebook page. Will you friend me back?

A: I don't have a Facebook page. Facebook is evil. I never have been on Facebook and never will be. You "friended" God-knows-who, a person who has nothing better to do than impersonate other people on Facebook. Creepy. And just for the record, the word "friend" actually means something, and it means something sacred and profound. I find the whole "friending" culture of online social networking to be seriously disturbing, akin to sexual promiscuity. Don't throw yourself, your affections or your intimacy around. Don't call someone "friend" unless you actually know them and are not just mere acquaintances, but ACTUALLY FRIENDS.

Now, I didn't check the Ann Barnhardt FB page, but isn't it just remotely possible that people were mistakenly friending some other person named Ann Barnhardt who wasn't remotely trying to impersonate this horribly self-centered person?

I also like her authoritative stance on what the definition of "friend" is. Yes, Ann, of course your definition of words are the be-all and end-all.

1/30/2012 10:57:37 AM
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