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Q: Ann,
What advice would you have for Tim Tebow?

A: Retire. Get out of that cesspool. You have already accomplished a tremendous amount culturally. You done good, Boy. Now get out of there. The money IS NOT WORTH IT. The single greatest Christian example you could set is to walk away from the NFL right now.

Q: Ann,
Where should I go to college?

A:You probably shouldn't. The people who are going to be in the best shape after this collapse are people who know an honest-to-goodness TRADE. 95% of college degrees are utterly useless. Further, the Marxists are trying to gin up a sense of entitlement amongst the young by stating that a college education is a "human right" and that everyone should have a college degree. What they are really trying to do is enslave everyone with student loan debt. If everyone has a college degree, then a college degree will be, by definition, utterly meaningless. If the guy who scrubs the toilets at Burger King has a bachelor's, then what meaning does a bachelor's have? None. I would recommend learning by apprenticeship something like plumbing, welding, engine repair, carpentry, masonry, animal husbandry, petroleum extraction, machining, fishery, etc. College is over. Most degrees are intrinsically useless. Skip it.

Q: Ann,
What do you think of the Marines who peed on the dead Taliban?

A: I have little sympathy for men who live their lives wiping their anuses with their bare hands after bowel movements, and who view as the pinnacle of human pleasure inserting their genitals and depositing their semen into the feces-laden rectums of boys and other men, who suddenly get squeamish about dead bodies being sprinkled with a bit of urine - which is sterile by the way. Those dead Taliban were probably the cleanest they had ever been in their adult lives after being showered with the righteous tinkles of those Marines. Ooh-rah. That is all. Carry on.

Ann Barnhardt, Barnhardt.biz 63 Comments [1/30/2012 4:32:52 AM]
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Pilotess

I think we found the next GOP presidential candidate!

1/31/2012 3:13:40 PM

Shadoboy

Someone didn't get the memo that talibans are some of the most homophobic people that exist.

2/3/2012 8:56:44 PM



Let me see, who designed, engineered and manufactured the computer you're typing in?, somebody from college, maybe?. And who hang the homosexuals?. The Talibans. Thanks for NOT doing the research.

2/4/2012 5:14:28 AM



Hahaha, I assumed this was Ann Coulter and was just going to go, 'oh Annie.'

2/4/2012 10:05:57 AM

Agahnim

100% of degrees from real, knowledge-teaching colleges are quite useful. You seem to be thinking of diploma mills, but even then, the number of useless diplomas for there isn't 95%, it's 100%.

2/5/2012 11:40:18 AM

Anon-e-moose

Superbowl XLVI:

New York Giants - 21

New England Patriots - 17

Now, unless Timmy Tea-bowl had suddenly replaced NYG's quarterback Eli Manning without anyone's knowledge; somehow using the power of 'Faith' to cloud the minds of everyone watching (even yours truly; staying up to 3:15 AM, watching such on BBC 1! XP ) a la The Shadow, making him appear as Mr. Manning, then all his 'praying' & 'Faith' availed him - and the Denver Broncos - naught.

...nope. That Vince Lombardi Trophy is now in the cabinet of the New York Giants, to join the other three (XXI, XXV, XLII Superbowls), and Eli Manning has a second Superbowl ring and a 2012 Chevrolet Corvette as MVP - for the 2nd time.

Never has the phrase been so appropriate, Timmy: Where is your God now?! >:D

Therefore...:

"Q: Ann,
What advice would you have for Tim Tebow?"

Well, my advice would be 'give up your religion, pal, it's done sweet fuck all for you & your team's performance; certainly your image in the sphere of sport as a whole, and how such is perceived outside the US' (even the NFL must wince at Timmy's fundieness at times!).

Just ask seven-time Tour De France winner & Texan Lance Armstrong, Timmy: being an Atheist must do something for you. And not just in terms of athletic performance, neither.

2/10/2012 9:20:47 AM

Seeker Lancer

Except I'm willing to bet Tebow cares more about the money than Jesus, ultimately.

Though I agree on the trade school thing. It's not that I don't love education, it's just that in the current economy most degrees aren't going to get you a job these days.

And as for the pissing marines thing, then I should be allowed to piss on you, because I don't like you.

2/21/2012 6:57:57 AM



What a dumb fucking cunt

3/15/2012 1:05:23 AM

Filin De Blanc

Yet more of the fundy obsession with anal sex.

3/15/2012 3:38:37 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Ann ain't real bright.

7/24/2012 9:55:23 AM

Blarghonius

Wow. Just wow. It's like you read a fundie checklist and made it your goal to follow it.

11/11/2012 6:55:35 AM

PosthumanHeresy

I like this advice, for various reasons. Honestly, I just want Tebow to fuck off. The college thing? Hate to say it, but the world needs people without college degrees. College degrees are very useful, but we can't have a society of engineers and doctors and psychologists. We need men and women to fix our toilets and make our horses fuck. As for the marines? Yeah, sorry, I can't feel bad for sexist terrorists, who, in actuality, are also homophobes.

4/2/2013 8:47:04 AM

Baked Goods

The money IS NOT WORTH IT

Okay, so when are you giving up all of yours.

If everyone has a college degree, then a college degree will be, by definition, utterly meaningless.

By definition? So the definition of a college degree is, "something that you acquire to be different"?

I find The last "answer" so offensive, that I will not quote it. Although I would dare say that such behavior is, to me, "by definition", inhuman.

4/2/2013 11:53:13 AM
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