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It sure will be shocking for the millions from the church of oprah that will realize that oprah isn't their savior with her brilliant ideas about there being no need for Jesus. Again I can't type out my frustration!!



kissimmeeman, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [1/30/2012 4:35:42 AM]
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AGRF

HAHAHA since when was oprah not a believer in unporven bile

1/30/2012 4:46:53 AM



More like, "I can't type out my butthurt!!"

1/30/2012 5:44:25 AM

Bollox

Well, on the whole I'd rather have Jesus than Oprah, but I don't think anybody needs either of them.

1/30/2012 5:56:20 AM

Canadiest

You're somewhat on the money with that anology of Oprah followers being like church folk. Listening to comman sense advive as if it's magic revelation and reading what some nobody you've elevated to a higher position tells you to read and believe.

Just like your church.

Try thinking for yourself. I'm betting your preachers are where your Oprah hating started. Personally I can deal with her as a celebrity, it's that not-a-doctor Phil I'll never forgive her for.

1/30/2012 6:30:35 AM

Mister Spak

You can't type out any coherent ideas either.

1/30/2012 6:30:55 AM

Anon-e-moose

Oprah Winfrey is the most powerful woman in world media. She - especially through her Book Club - have influenced more people in a positive way than you right-wing fundie Raptards ever will.

"Again I can't type out my frustration!!"



Good. >:D

1/30/2012 6:36:19 AM



Oprah is a woo-peddler who misleads millions of people into buying in to new age bullshit and other magical thinking.

Since this is RR though, kissimmeeeman probably doesn't own a shiny mirror.

1/30/2012 6:49:23 AM

Rageaholic

Not a fan of Oprah, but obviously for different reasons than the OP.

1/30/2012 7:08:54 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

Funny, this reminds me that my mother said Oprah reminded her of Jasmine from Angel.

1/30/2012 7:15:27 AM

D Laurier

So you are planning to create a new church, and you are gonna call it "the church of oprah".

1/30/2012 7:20:24 AM

Doubting Thomas

Since when is Oprah an atheist?

1/30/2012 7:24:11 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Meh. Someone really needs to do something about Oprah's followers, who believe whatever woo she promotes.

1/30/2012 8:23:45 AM

Berny

I laugh mightily at your frustration. How's that Rapture thingy coming along?

1/30/2012 8:29:17 AM

Thinking Allowed

I'm surprised kissimmeeman can type at all.

1/30/2012 9:32:42 AM

Osiris

This is pretty fucking stupid given that Oprah is a Christian and that she never said anything like that.

1/30/2012 10:10:12 AM

Papabear

She doesn't claim to BE their savior.

1/30/2012 10:34:13 AM

Big Jilm

You mad, bro?

What is this funtard obsession with Oprah? I mean, really?

1/30/2012 10:59:32 AM

Xotan

Well, at least Oprah is someone we know for sure exists.

1/30/2012 11:55:59 AM

farpadokly

Always with these people, something that people are interested in which isn't an obsession with mythical characters from the Bible constitutes a "church". Does it ever occur to them that people might feel no need of a saviour?

1/30/2012 12:53:52 PM

Professor Farnsworth

"Why couldn't he join a mainstream religion, like Oprahism or Voodoo?"

1/30/2012 1:26:49 PM

aaa

I fail to understand the reason for this unreasonable vitriol you are spewing.

1/30/2012 2:50:15 PM

whoanelly

You're just mad because Oprah is a smart, articulate black woman with power and influence. I don't think she's ever said anything about there being no need for Jesus.

1/30/2012 3:00:22 PM

Sasha

Well, as Xotan noted, at least Oprah is real. That puts her about 1,000 points ahead of Jebus.

1/30/2012 3:11:53 PM

Pule Thamex

Kissimmeeman's probably better off thinking he's going to fly .. er ..soon rather than pay any attention to the assorted woo woo of Oprah. For once I partly agree with a Rapturite, so I'll keep one eye to the skies to look out for him so I can wave him farewell. I hope he waves back before he's lost to sight in the clouds.

1/30/2012 3:54:46 PM

John

No need for Jesus?!!! Heck, ask those folks at Cana. When those cheap-asses forgot to buy enough wine for their wedding, Jesus stepped up to the plate and gave them a bunch for free! And when somebody was possessed with demons, he sent the demons into a herd of pigs, which then killed themselves. This didn't meet with quite the same enthusiasm as the free wine, especially from the pig farmer, but at least Jesus was trying to be helpful.

If those dam' Jews hadn't killed him, I bet he'd have gotten around to doing something really useful, like eliminating cancer or earthquakes. So don't tell me there's no need for Jesus. Hell, the last time I bought a case of wine, it cost me $170. And that was the cheap stuff. I'll bet if I had been a Christian, I could have got it for free, or at least wholesale.

The demon thing, I don't know about. With the price of pork, we might be better off with the demons. Anyway, nowadays we don't bother with pigs; we just take away the guy's meth.

1/30/2012 5:09:09 PM
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