[Newt Gingrich Says Affairs Make Him More Normal’ Than Mitt Only Has Sex With His Wife’ Romney]
"So, I think in that sense, it may make me more normal than somebody who wanders around seeming perfect and maybe not understanding the human condition and the challenges of life for normal people."
'What a bounder, ne'er-do-well and cad! I wager his trousers have been up 'n' down more times than I've raised & lowered the jolly ol' Union Flag at reveille & last post during my command in His Majesty's Third Foot & Mouth, up the Khyber Pass! 'Newt', eh?! In all the times I've been crocodile wrangling in Australia, daresay I've crushed under boot-heel many of the slimy little buggers like him, whenever I've wrestled many a fearsome man-eating reptile in the waters Down Under! And I couldn't give a flounder's fart about what that ol' Lefty Red Ken Leninspart says about 'em, or how they're 'endangered' (cont. P. 94) [You're fired. Ed.]
And 'twas in India that I met & married 'She Who Must Be Obeyed', and have been with her to this day, wot?! Divorcing one's good lady wife - even whilst she was afflicted - and marrying another when the ink on the divorce papers is barely dry?! Simply not cricket! If I ever travel to the Colonies, I'll give this Yankee blackguard a damn good thrashing, and devil take the 2nd Amendment, as I've got my trusty Webley, should he dare do the same with me!'
-Lord Coxswain (naturalist, Pillock of the Community, and noted war hero), VC, MC, DSO, OBE (& bar), BBC, ITV, CNN, MT, MT, MT, MT & MT*
*- 'What are all those 'MT's for?
'I get tuppence on each of 'em! Oheuheuheuh! They don't write 'em like that anymore!' (Major Denis Bloodnok [Peter Sellers], "The Goon Show")
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@Noneofyourbusiness
Ermmmmm, well, suffice to say that for those not au fait with English history, culture & comedy, it'd take me too long to explain...! XP X3
