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Michael Jackson? was heavily involved in the occult. According to CNN, he would take blood baths and tried to put curses on people such as Steven Spielberg?. He admitted he had a room full of mirrors so he could communicate with a spirit. Jackson said he would go to sleep for days with the aid of drugs so he can get songs from the spirits or else the music of the spirits would be given to Prince.

CryToGod, Vigilant Citizen Message Board 21 Comments [2/3/2012 4:19:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Dr. Flibble
WTF?! || meh


"According to CNN, he would take blood baths"

1. Citation, please. And no, "CNN" is not a citation.

2. Jackson was a Jehova's Witness. He wouldn't even have a blood transfusion, much less a bath.

2/3/2012 4:29:22 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr


Not a documentary.

2/3/2012 5:05:13 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

If this is true, then why has Prince's career (since the passing of Mr. Jackson) remained stagnant?

2/3/2012 9:29:30 AM


The last claim made me laugh out loud.

2/3/2012 9:50:11 AM


Why are these people always creating theories that this [INSERT POPULAR MUSICIAN] is involved in the occult?

2/3/2012 10:27:35 AM


I don't really care what Michael Jackson got up to other than he should have learned to keep his hands off little boys.

2/3/2012 6:30:44 PM

Dread Star-Spawn of the Internet

Too many? question marks?. What is with the question marks?

2/3/2012 6:55:52 PM

Raised by Horses


Now, if you had said "Tom Cruise"..

2/3/2012 7:01:35 PM


I guess it's "Human Nature" to speculate about "Bad" things about people who die "Too Young." Still Micheal's personal"HIStory"was kind of strange. Either way, CryToGod here just needs to "Beat It."

2/3/2012 7:25:43 PM


he had problems, as for the occult and spiritual stealing from Prince, I doubt it

2/4/2012 12:38:20 AM

Argle Bargle

CryToGod? He has a tiny weener and posts bullshit on conspiracy message boards. It's true because I said so.

2/4/2012 3:17:47 AM


Jackson said he would go to sleep for days with the aid of drugs so he can get songs from the spirits or else the music of the spirits would be given to Prince.

Damn, does that mean that if Micheal slept more, he would have been the one to sing Purple Rain? Now that IS disconcerting.

2/4/2012 3:34:06 AM

What are the chances that CNN is, for this guy, an anonymous email or hearsay that links to CNN and he didn't bother to check?. Bearing in mind his knowledge of the Jehowa Witness's beliefs concerning blood, the chances are slim.

2/4/2012 6:15:53 AM


I know that Michael Jackson was a little bit messed up in the head but I have to question the veracity of the majority of those statements.

2/4/2012 10:05:26 AM


Prince is too busy worrying about contrails to hear the spirits.

2/4/2012 5:48:12 PM

Doubting Thomas

Um yeah, I'm sure exactly 0% of that is true, not that MJ wasn't a total whackjob who lived with monkeys and probably had sex with children. But I'd much rather see someone play around with the occult, since it's a bunch of woo that has no basis in reality, than see a mentally disturbed adult try to relive his childhood and possibly molest or rape children.

2/4/2012 9:22:20 PM

Random Guy


2/7/2012 10:56:30 AM

A White Dude With AIDS

@ #1371805 I C WHUT U DID THAR


2/8/2012 7:10:56 AM

"Michael Jackson? was heavily involved in the occult"
So what? The occult isn't any sillier than any other religion. And what's with the random question mark?

"According to CNN, he would take blood baths..."

[citation needed]

2/10/2012 9:37:03 AM

Filin De Blanc

Steven Spielberg? Why him? He's utterly inoffensive as far as I can tell.

2/11/2012 4:48:28 AM

Seeker Lancer

Well he turned pale and avoided the sunlight, no shit he was a vampire. Duh.

2/20/2012 11:57:37 AM