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2/10/2012 4:44:43 AM
By this logic, I just got the typhus vaccine. Anyone want to go to Calcutta with me to drink the sewer water?
2/10/2012 4:54:19 AM
Teens are stupid (as they should be) but I've yet to seem them form cults around some pill. And they will be curious about sexuality regardless of contraception being available, it's just that they shouldn't be punished for the rest of their lives just for being stupid teenagers, which we all are or were at some point.
2/10/2012 5:12:25 AM
How do these people function?
2/10/2012 6:09:55 AM
Coming from a lady with the name Woodcock...
2/10/2012 6:13:37 AM
It's amazingly unwholesome how consistently the concerns of Pruritans hover around men's rectums and girls' twats.
2/10/2012 6:19:58 AM
reefer madness/Just like marijuana will lead to associating with negros/reefer madness
2/10/2012 6:29:06 AM
"It seems Plan A has failed gang. On to Plan B."
"What's Plan B, Fred?"
"We strip naked, we beseech Satan for his blessing in turn, than have a blood orgy."
2/10/2012 6:54:39 AM
The only way a cult would start around the pill is if the morons on the right wing keep pushing the laughably ineffective abstinence-only sex ed. Ignorance is what leads to magical thinking.
2/10/2012 6:59:07 AM
N. De Plume
2nd Paragraph, Dude. Appeals to made-up consequences are completely outside your realm of responsibility.
2/10/2012 7:22:27 AM
I didn't think teenagers needed an excuse for going at it like - well - teenagers.
I took the morning after pill after a condom broke. I had the worst PMT I have ever experienced - it's definitely not something I would base a sex-cult on, unless bursting into tears, arguing with the idiot who failed to notice it had come off and eating enough chocolate to make Willy Wonka blush does it for you. It's plan B for a reason.
2/10/2012 7:36:06 AM
Oh give me a fucking break. Teens are going to have sex if they want to, or abstain if they want to, regardless of whether there's a contraceptive pill available or not.
I imagine back in the 60's when the Pill was invented they probably thought it was going to result in high promiscuity. When in reality, teen pregnancy rates have gone down since the 1950's.
2/10/2012 7:44:07 AM
Absolutely nothing can "lead" to teenage promiscuity. Teens have been having sex since time immemorial. Teenage pregnancy rates are highest in the Bible Belt, anyway. DEAL WITH IT, YOU @#$%ING CONSERVATIVES!
2/10/2012 8:09:57 AM
2/10/2012 8:12:20 AM
"As an example, she [Woodcock] stated that we could not anticipate, or prevent extreme promiscuous behaviors such as the medication taking on an 'urban legend' status that would lead adolescents to form sex-based cults centered around the use of Plan B."
And yet, I'll be she's still employed there. Not only that, I'll bet they promote her. The dumb ones always get promoted.
2/10/2012 8:34:36 AM
Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis
2/10/2012 8:54:18 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
One of the least-favorite teachers in my high school had the unfortunate name of Mr. Woodcock.
Everyone called him "Cedar Peter."
Yes, I know, that's completely irrelevant to this discussion. So sue me.
2/10/2012 9:17:58 AM
There are plenty of other medications that promote "extreme promiscuous behaviors" among teenagers. In fact, any medication that will help you survive childhood and get you up to puberty promotes "extreme promiscuous behaviors" among teenagers more or less to some degree.
So, if Woody is so concerned about "extreme promiscuous behaviors" among teenagers, perhaps she should do her best to make sure lots of kids who need medication don't get it and die off young. Problem solved.
2/10/2012 10:11:10 AM
They don't really believe plan B will lead to promiscuity, they just want all the young people who dared to have sex before marriage to be punished with a baby.
2/10/2012 12:04:55 PM
you want pill-cults? technivals: speed, extasy, ketamin, you name it!
plan b? nope
2/10/2012 1:15:48 PM
2/10/2012 2:01:05 PM
The government: protecting your morality since 1787.
2/10/2012 2:53:45 PM
All the people I've known who have taken it bled/cramped up/vomited on and off for a few days/etc
Sure sounds like fun and something teenagers definitely would want to do every week.
2/10/2012 4:40:12 PM
"sex based cults"???
I'd say that the fundies, who are obsessed with nothing as much as they are with the sex lives of others, have already filled that slot.
2/10/2012 4:45:23 PM
The last sentence slayed me. It sounds like the plot of a parody of a B movie.
2/10/2012 4:54:06 PM