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Apparently, all planets have "wombs," which makes for the possibility that planets could be "born" from the "wombs" of larger planets."



Rodney M. Cluff, Our Hollow Earth 118 Comments [2/10/2012 4:38:30 AM]
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EmFinnXM

Hoooleeeeey fookin crap... To just open the page up and be hit by this one right out of the blue...

I fear serious damage has been done to my intellect. I mean, you expect some bizarre and some stupid when you visit FSTDT, but daaaamn, this is weapons grade concentrated bizzarupidity of the most potent variety I've ever experienced in a single sentence.

Oh grief... the entire site is just as bad. How? How does this level of mind-rot persist in the modern era? Is it medical? Are these people physically deficient in some manner? More importantly, is there anything we, or the medical community, can do for them?

2/10/2012 4:46:11 AM



What... what the fuckmothering Christ have I just read?

2/10/2012 5:10:58 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Planets do not work that way!

2/10/2012 5:12:40 AM

Nerikull

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What?
Seriously, what batshit crazy did I just read?

Edit: I went to the site. This little segment is just one car on the crazy train. Wow!

2/10/2012 5:18:17 AM

LAchlan

Gosh!

2/10/2012 5:21:38 AM

ganonso

I think i've been losing brainmass just for reading this article.

Strangely that strikes me more newagey than christian. Someone can spare us the trial and explain why these people believe the earth is hollow? Please.

2/10/2012 5:25:05 AM

Pup

Wasn't this part of the storyline of Evangelion?

2/10/2012 5:29:51 AM

checkmate

Apparently

Apparently?

?????

2/10/2012 5:37:04 AM

Bollox

Can't say it's all that apparent, no.

(If planets have wombs, does that mean they also have ... )

2/10/2012 5:38:52 AM

Pioneer

What? How can this possibly make any sense for anyone? I just.. what?

2/10/2012 5:57:02 AM

Prager

How deluded does someone have to be to believe this kind of garbage?

2/10/2012 6:01:43 AM

Quantum Mechanic

What?

2/10/2012 6:05:55 AM

Raised by Horses

This is what happens when you give government welfare to arms manufacturers while telling educational institutions to fight for scraps.

2/10/2012 6:18:53 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

Ego the Living Planet is not real. And anyway, he's male.

2/10/2012 6:24:48 AM

Mister Spak

Eventually leading to planets the size of baseballs.

2/10/2012 6:26:43 AM



I submitted a story about retired catholic archbishop Egan RETRACTING an apology about child sexual abuse, and instead you go with a forum post from some random toadstool claiming planets have wombs. I am so done with this site.... if there are stories in the news about really dangerous fundies in positions of influence and respect saying stupid hurtful shit why would you instead post Mr. "Planets Have Wombs."?? Goodbye.

2/10/2012 6:31:01 AM

Big Jilm

So Alderan was a late term abortion? LOLz

2/10/2012 6:48:21 AM

cdcdrr

Someone should so Rule #34 that!

2/10/2012 6:49:39 AM

Robespierre

Bullshit. Next.

2/10/2012 6:57:11 AM

dionysus

So a meteor is like planet jizz?

2/10/2012 7:01:02 AM

whatever

Well yes, actually, that's exactly how the moon was formed. The Earth gave birth to it, out of the planet's sacred birth canal: an area of land in the Western part of America. That's how the grand Canyon was formed... the mass of the Moon came out of it! The moon appears larger than the physical dimensions of the grand canyon because of it's reduced gravity in space.

Crikey I thought everybody knew that!

2/10/2012 7:01:28 AM

Leliel

PROTIP:

Final Fantasy is not edutainment. Or most other anime.

2/10/2012 7:05:58 AM

N. De Plume

I think a pear just bit me!

2/10/2012 7:24:00 AM

Pule Thamex

Yes of course. It's only natural that our planet is hollow, after all it is home to one of the universe's drooling species, namely Homo gulliblensis, and it's hollow centre acts as a natural drainage system for channeling extraneous drool.

Hence, as per the 'Our Hollow Earth' site, you'll find four dribbling rivers inside the Earth. But don't worry, it's nowhere near full, there's plenty of womb for loads more drool yet.

2/10/2012 7:37:05 AM

Doubting Thomas

Uhhh, what?

2/10/2012 7:38:28 AM
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