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[Superbowl half time show]

Madonna's half time show gave me the creeps. Another person at the home where I watched it said that it was the most anti-christian show he had ever seen.

My son, who is 20, while watching the special effects in front of the stage commented, "Hey mom, look at the eye." There must have been some sort of image that resembled the all seeing eye.

My comment after it was over was that the beast certainly will have great choreography and music. As I watched the game all I could think of was the phrase "bread and circuses" referring to the roman empire.

Interested to know what you thought.

Oh, and the vampire commercial, also totally creeped me out.


Merrily, RR 43 Comments [2/13/2012 4:00:20 AM]
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Wehpudicabok

Anti-Christian? Having not seen the show myself (I don't like football), I assume from your description that they were burning crosses on the field and damning the name of Christ. Or perhaps they aren't countering your theology, but attacking you personally, saying "Christians should die" or "No Christians allowed" or something like that.

No? They're just doing things you don't particularly like? How is that anti-Christian?

2/13/2012 4:30:56 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


2/13/2012 5:11:57 AM

Filin De Blanc

"My comment after it was over was that the beast certainly will have great choreography and music."

I'm siding with the Beast, then.

2/13/2012 5:13:34 AM

Ken

I'm pretty sure Roman is the theme they were going for. It was pretty obvious.

2/13/2012 5:17:51 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Another person at the home where I watched it

I'll bet. Melieu staff or another patient?

"Hey mom, look at the eye." There must have been some sort of image that resembled the all seeing eye.

"Must have been", but even you, paranoid as you are and looking for this shit, didn't see it?

Hey, Merrily, look at the finger. It's an image that resembles your I.Q.

2/13/2012 5:18:58 AM

Bollox

What, you didn't get panem et circenses just from the Giants v the Pats alone, you had to have Madonna as well? You should have gone to Specsavers.

2/13/2012 5:33:21 AM

Berny

Funny, I don't ever remember a Superbowl half-time show with a religious message. What year was that?
As far as you morons on Rapture Ready, everything has an anti-Christian message. You live in a delusional universe where Christians (as narrowly defined by you) are persecuted constantly and waging never-ending battles against the forces of Satan.
You're starting to sound like WoW addicts.

2/13/2012 6:19:28 AM

Mister Spak

Your post gave me the creeps. It also creeped me out.

2/13/2012 6:21:19 AM

dionysus

My son, who is 20, while watching the special effects in front of the stage commented, "Hey mom, look at the eye." There must have been some sort of image that resembled the all seeing eye.

Was that before or after the Illuminati hypnotized everyone to have constant gay sex?

2/13/2012 6:56:54 AM

Canadiest

Why in the world would they expect the half-time show to be some Christian celebration or anything remotely so? What, you get one overtly showy Christian with some ability in football and the whole systems got to roll like a church service?

Here's what most long-time football fans do during half-time. Something else.

Ah, but this is from RR. One must always pretend they are being assaulted by dark forces, since there is no Christian persecution one must invent it. "Did you see the Half-Time show? Surely this is the end of days. Oh, wo is us, my ever so pure eyes and household so assaulted."

2/13/2012 6:57:39 AM

Raised by Horses

What is it with fundies and football?

2/13/2012 7:07:47 AM

rubber chicken

No nipples so find something else inane to complain about ?

2/13/2012 7:29:13 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Interesting... I do think that American culture today is bread and circuses. But the Super Bowl halftime show has nothing to do with any Masonic conspiracies, if that's what you're going on about.

2/13/2012 7:49:29 AM

checkmate

it was the most anti-christian show he had ever seen.

As far as its being anti-christian (which it wasn't), Rick Santorum tops it every time he steps up to a microphone.

2/13/2012 7:59:10 AM

Doubting Thomas

??? I know this comes from Rapture Ready, but are these people really so crazy that they're seeing Satanic influences in the friggin' Superbowl halftime show?

And the vampire commercial was kind of funny. Lighten up, people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw9ZeXB2uKs

2/13/2012 8:05:36 AM

farpadokly

"The most anti-christian show he had ever seen". Try watching some 90s Norwegian black metal concerts.
"The beast certainly will have great choreography and music". SPRINGTIME FOR SATAN AND 666! Aleister Crowley comes on and tapdances in his Satanic robes while a black mass goes on in the background. That's the next superbowl half-time show.
Honestly, I have a suggestion for this kind of person who is constantly creeped out by everything they watch. Don't fucking watch it. Go and stand round the piano and sing hymns. You're totally, 100% right about the "bread and circuses" comment. Now reach for the remote and turn it off.

2/13/2012 9:10:23 AM

Ripper

"the beast certainly will have great choreography and music"

So the beast is into musicals? Now I have to burn my copy of Bye Bye Birdie.

2/13/2012 9:16:13 AM

Atheissimo

So, we've gone from 'anti-Christian' to 'a show which featured iconography not specifically Christian, related to another culture, that I have taken as a personal insult because everything is about me'

Back in the day you used to have to masturbate with a cross or make a Jesus statue out of excrement to get the fundies in a bind. Now all you have to do is not specifically praise Jesus and glorify their religion and its suddenly persecution.

Yeah, the vampire commercial freaked me out too. Also, in the car commercial the guy's hair was gelled in such a way that made it look like devil horns in a certain light. And in the sofa commercial there was a shadow cast by a lamp that looked like the Virgin Mary riding a dragon (SATAN) if you squinted and turned your head to the side a bit. And I saw a news report the other day about the manufacturing of clothes pegs in China where the camera lingered on a bit of Buddhist architecture. Clearly this is Christ being mocked, how long will we put up with this vile persecution!? They will pay when Jesus returns!

2/13/2012 10:05:02 AM

Drummer

Oh for fucks sake! How exactly was that commercial creepy? Don't tell me that fundies think vampires are real too.

2/13/2012 10:20:52 AM

Osiris

Let me guess there was singing of world peace. After all according to RR nothing is more Antichristian then wishing peace on earth and good will to men.

2/13/2012 10:23:06 AM

Old Viking

She was hoping for the Christian Girls' Kazoo Band playing "What a Friend We Have in Jebus."

2/13/2012 11:04:28 AM



Crept.

2/13/2012 12:30:27 PM

checkmate

I think the funniest fucking thing is that the American advertizing industry has been able to convince Americans to actually stay seated and watch ads as a "must see" during the Super Bowl instead of going to the bathroom. Talk about mass manipulation.

Not only do they watch the stupid things, they discuss them later and rate them. Come on people, they're ads, companies selling you things. How stupid can people be?

Then they sit around and try to convince themselves that the really crappy half-time show was good, just because it was Madonna.

Then, when the game starts again, all the manly men watch their heros run around in tight, shiny, purple and gold "pants". Yeah, real manly. Those shiny "pants" are about as gay as it gets.

Btw, why wasn't the 20 year old son away at college?

2/13/2012 1:02:14 PM

TheJebusFire

[My comment after it was over was that the beast certainly will have great choreography and music.]

He can also rock a blue suit.



Clearly a man of many talents.

2/13/2012 1:26:25 PM

Sasha

I always thought the Beast would have Devil's music--accordions and bagpipes.

2/13/2012 2:36:40 PM
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