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[What if a new test could determine whether a fetus was genetically predisposed to homosexuality?]

Well first you'd have o prove to me that homosexuality is genetic, which it isn't. It's a choice but lets just say it's genetic so I can answer you. Next no abortion at all ever, we're Catholic. Additionally, I have strong male hetro genes and no child of mine will be gay but lets play along and say it was true. He would be taught that homosexual acts are a sin and he's not to give in to these feelings or he'll land his eternal soul into the fires of hell for all eternity being ripped apart over and over again. He would join the seminary if he is admitted and become celibate and become a priest if he got the call from the Bishop. He would have no choice as I, his father calls the shots not him. I'm the boss of my children not the other way around like so many seculars.

Mr.Canada, Maple Leaf Web 78 Comments [2/18/2012 4:04:30 AM]
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That would explain the current scandals the catholic church has been involved in.

2/18/2012 4:36:03 AM

Colonel Boris

...into the fires of hell for all eternity being ripped apart over and over again

I bet he's getting a semi imagining the ripping's being done by satan's big, red, firey cock.
I can only hope he and his other half have latent 'gay genes'...

2/18/2012 4:39:37 AM

rebel

Control freak much.

2/18/2012 4:39:47 AM

jonton

"He would have no choice as I, his father calls the shots not him. I'm the boss of my children not the other way around like so many seculars.
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Umm you have no right to control your kid once he/she is 18 once he/she 18 he/she can do what ever she/he wants to

2/18/2012 4:42:04 AM

OhJohnNo

It's not often I see people who I think deserve to die in a fire, but this guy...

2/18/2012 4:53:48 AM

Reynardine

Yeah, that's what we need in the clergy- his abused, repressed homosexual sons.

2/18/2012 5:11:06 AM

Smooshmonster

I really hope he doesn't have kids. They are going to end up so messed up.

2/18/2012 5:20:26 AM

rubber chicken

You have hetero genes but sexuality is not genetic ? Yeah! Right.

So far in the closet, he holds a Narnian passport.

2/18/2012 5:35:49 AM

athiest

Catholicism, wow!

Justify a faith that for at least 6 decades has enabled pedophoelia behaviour in its priests. Leap of faith, indeed, to take any moral high ground here.

2/18/2012 5:39:01 AM

Mr Blur

Yeah, the Catholic church really needs more "celibate" guys confused about their sexuality.

Oh, and you're a dick.

2/18/2012 6:02:15 AM

Cid Highwind

Let's hope Mr.Canada never has kids, that reads like "How to make a Pedophile".

2/18/2012 6:03:15 AM

Bad Wolf

"I have strong male hetro genes and no child of mine will be gay"

Yeah, sure, you just keep telling yourself that. Something tells me that the more you claim you are "strong Hetro" the closer you are to batting for the other team.

2/18/2012 6:06:54 AM



Repressing gayness does not mean the repressed gay will turn to child abuse, as some posters seem to be implying.

2/18/2012 6:17:08 AM

xmx

January '09

2/18/2012 6:17:45 AM

Matante

Gotta love it when a guy who doesn't even have children already fantasises about abusing them.
I suggest you redecorate your bedroom to look like a prison cell now, so after you attempt to put your plan into practice you won't feel homesick.

2/18/2012 6:49:20 AM

CrazyHappyNinja

Yep, being gay is a choice. I'm only gay at parties or on weekends. Honest

2/18/2012 7:02:07 AM

tmarcl

You sir, are an ass. That is all.

2/18/2012 7:05:40 AM

Itachirumon

I'll be along shortly to relieve you of the belief that [you] his father calls the shots not him. And that [you're] the boss of my children not the other way around.

I hope you do understand that when I relieve people of stupidity, I do it with violence. That's okay with you right? It's not? Too bad.

2/18/2012 7:06:32 AM

Canadiest

"his father calls the shots not him. I'm the boss of my children not the other way around like so many seculars."

Yet you live in servitude to your church and any johnny come lately holy father who may wander in someday. Don't even pretend you have your own mind. Most Catholics are lapse practicers and that's a good thing as free from the church they can become independant.


2/18/2012 7:17:44 AM

Blue_J

...I have strong male hetro genes and no child of mine will be gay...

...He would have no choice as I, his father calls the shots not him...

Mr. Canada may be in for a very rude awakening.

2/18/2012 7:38:41 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

So, mr. Canada, please enlighten us as to what age you were when you made the choice to be straight...

2/18/2012 7:52:20 AM

NoriMori

Do not defile Canada's name, you fuck. Don't make me ashamed to live in my own goddamn country.

2/18/2012 8:09:51 AM

cdcdrr

And one day your son is caught doing nasty things with little boys and sent to jail where he'll be regularly sodomized by pimps and drug dealers because your priestly son does not belong to any clique that would stick up for him. And you will condemn him for being gang raped over and over again because he must be enjoying it if he doesn't fight off his attackers.
Meanwhile your local church will close down by order of the bishop since there are simply not enough priests remaining who are willing to stay celibate or aren't in jail for child molestation and corruption. Enjoy the two hour drive to and from the nearest Canadian village that still has a catholic church. Dickwad.

2/18/2012 8:17:04 AM

KittyKaboom

Your children will all despise you and move very, very far away from you when they get older. You will never see some of them again, regardless of their sexual orientation. This is due to your being an abuser and a bully. The saddest part is, you will be sitting alone after your spouse dies wondering why all of your children have put so many miles between you and themselves.

I didn't even have to be psychic to see it coming, either.

Your children may not have choices while they're stuck in the house with a tyrant like yourself and under the age of 18, but while they are, they'll be dreaming of the day they can get the fuck away from you. As in, looking forward to it every day. Just don't be surprised when the inevitable happens and you're riding the wild rocking chair alone because you managed to alienate everyone who may have had the chance to love you.

2/18/2012 8:23:54 AM

JSS

{Well first you'd have o prove to me that homosexuality is genetic, which it isn't.}

Maybe you should prove it 100% isn't.

{Next no abortion at all ever, we're Catholic.}

Good. You're not a complete monster.

{He would be taught that homosexual acts are a sin and he's not to give in to these feelings or he'll land his eternal soul into the fires of hell for all eternity being ripped apart over and over again.}

Whoops. Maybe I spoke too soon.

{He would join the seminary if he is admitted and become celibate and become a priest if he got the call from the Bishop.}

I thought gay priests were the problem.

{He would have no choice as I, his father calls the shots not him. I'm the boss of my children not the other way around like so many seculars.}

Um, not really. Especially when they turn eighteen. A little thing called emancipation bud. Oh, and I'm sure social services would visit should you feel it's okay to abuse your child, but in my advice maybe you should consider sterilization. I know it's not completely aligned with Catholic teaching, but I'm sure Jesus would forgive if it meant saving one from a miserable life, and I'm sure those 'seculars' aren't callous enough to put their religion before the happiness and well-being of their own children, just as good parents wouldn't.

2/18/2012 8:31:23 AM
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