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If there were no God, there would be no atheists. You're doing a good job proving God does exists. The more nonsense you post the stronger my faith is in God!

Superman, Amazon Religion Forum 44 Comments [2/16/2012 5:25:01 AM]
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Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina

What the fucking fuck?

2/16/2012 5:32:41 AM

NearlySane

Since I am aunicornist that must mean unicorns exist

2/16/2012 5:42:31 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

So, the existence of unbelievers in God means God exists? I don't believe in Thor, Zeus, Marduk, Ishtar, Allah, Vishnu, or Horus either. Guess they all exist too, by your logic, right?

And by the way, to Superman god was "Rao." Quit defaming the man of steel like that.

2/16/2012 5:49:05 AM

Stick Boy

You are a moron.

2/16/2012 6:30:04 AM



A poe, I hope... please?

2/16/2012 6:34:38 AM

Mister Spak

If there was no Allah there would be no infidels. Your existence proves Islam is the real religion.


The more absurd it is the more certain I am that it's true.

2/16/2012 6:46:38 AM

Pup

That doesn't make any sense. Since when did denying that something exists mean that it, apparently by default, does exist?

By this logic, unicorns and leprechauns must exist, because I deny their existence.

2/16/2012 6:46:55 AM

dionysus

You owe me $20,000. If you deny it, that only proves that you owe me that money.

2/16/2012 6:56:09 AM

Big Jilm

Superman, you've been playing around with the blue Krytonite again haven't you? Or are the affects of Smallville, Kansas redneck home-schooling finally surfacing?

2/16/2012 7:03:42 AM

Doubting Thomas

That must mean that Zeus must be the one true god, because there are very few people who actually believe in him these days.

And the more nonsense that Christians post the stronger my conviction that there is no god.

2/16/2012 7:29:11 AM

Brendan Rizzo

I cannot see how there would be no atheists if God does not exist. Wouldn't there be tons of atheists because there would be so many examples of religion being used for evil, not to mention the utter lack of evidence of a god existing?

2/16/2012 7:48:56 AM

Wautd

Logic doesn't seem to be his strong point

2/16/2012 8:03:28 AM

Table Rock

So I must own all the money in the world otherwise there wouldn't be people that believe I didn't.

2/16/2012 8:22:37 AM

emau99

Hey Superman;

Do you believe in Thor?

Choose your answer carefully.

2/16/2012 8:42:21 AM

LAchlan

I refuse to believe I have a million pounds in my bank account! Damn! It doesn't work.

2/16/2012 9:14:27 AM

David F Mayer

The Stupid is strong in this one.

2/16/2012 9:30:29 AM

gravematter

If there were no CONCEPT of a god, there would be no term for disbelief in one. However, everyone would still be an atheist, they just wouldn't use the term. This is the absolute worst argument ever.

2/16/2012 9:43:45 AM

Agahnim

If there were no living chocolate unicorns that pooped chocolate pudding, there would be no people who don't believe in them. You're doing a good job proving living chocolate unicorns that poop chocolate pudding exist. The more nonsense you post the stronger my faith in the living chocolate unicorns that poop chocolate pudding is!

2/16/2012 9:46:29 AM

farpadokly

Yet again I will use this much-overused phrase when dealing with religious people: "THAT DOES NOT FOLLOW".

2/16/2012 10:20:50 AM

freako104

By your logic the gods exist because you and others don't believe they do.

2/16/2012 10:22:35 AM

clockworkcanary

Hey Superman...it's "Zod" not "God"

Now, Son of Jor-el, kneel before ZOD!

2/16/2012 10:24:16 AM

Papabear

If everyone accepted the fact that there is no God, everyone would be an atheist.

Just because I say there no green cheese in the moon, doesn't mean the moon contains green cheese.

2/16/2012 10:31:59 AM

tranz2deep

"Does exists"? That's just.. are you twelve or something?

Don't even get me STARTED on the logical fallacy of the first verbal gesture. Whether there is a God or not, some people will believe in God and some won't.

However, there is a nugget of true brilliance in your post, if utterly inadvertent.

Every time you post this drivel you spew, you convince another rational man to be agnostic at the very least.


2/16/2012 10:33:20 AM

tranz2deep

@farpadokly

You ain't using it ENOUGH, baby.

2/16/2012 10:34:52 AM

Passerby

So, just to be clear, your faith is bolstered by nonsense?

Just... Just making sure here. I already knew that but I'm checking to see that you've also been aware all along.

2/16/2012 10:38:34 AM
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