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Reasons why Atheism is TERRIBLE and unhealthy for our children and living things!

† Atheism makes you stupid, ignorant & blind.
† Atheism is a disease that needs to be treated.
† Atheism makes you post stupid things.
† Atheist are satanic and have gothic lifestyle.
† Atheists are mentally ill, that's why they have no faith.
† Atheism won't take you to kingdom of heaven and paradise.
† Atheism making you agree with Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot & other terrible mass murder leaders.
† No traditional family lifestyle, boring and feeling 'outsider'.
† Atheist try to convert people over internet because they feel "safer" behind closet.
† Atheists do not really exist, they just pretend that they don't believe in God and argue with religious people.
† Atheists have had terrible life experience, bad childhood and not being loved.
† Most Atheists are uneducated... No Atheists could run for presidency.
† Atheism brought upon the French Revolution, one of the most evil events of all of history.
† Atheism cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore God exists.
† All atheists believe in evolution, which means they don't believe in morality and think we should all act like animals.
† The Bible says atheism is wrong, and the Bible is always right (see: Genesis 1:1, Psalms 14:1, Psalms 19:1, Romans 1:19-20)
† Atheism have no holidays, no culture, no nothing. Waste of living in this planet...

†† Our Prayers goes to Atheists to be healthy and seek their creator ††

Atheism = Nazism = Horrible (WARNING!), CNN.com 84 Comments [2/17/2012 4:30:43 AM]
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Prager

"Atheism makes you post stupid things."

Then by your definition you must be an atheist.

2/17/2012 4:34:04 AM



Oh god, this person's username reminds me of Lex Luthor


2/17/2012 5:04:10 AM

Lilith

usual bullshit *sigh*

2/17/2012 5:10:51 AM

jephkay

Poe.

Next!

2/17/2012 5:13:05 AM

Matante

We should record a Poe song, and play it in these situations.

2/17/2012 5:13:18 AM

beehummingbird

I don't see why they've included the French Revolution.

I would have thought that an American would think getting rid of the monarchy was a good thing?


2/17/2012 5:15:20 AM

Reynardine

Substitute the word "superstition" for "atheism" and you'd at least partially have something here. Aside from that, it's a stack of conclusory statements waiting for a big vacuum cleaner.

2/17/2012 5:38:39 AM

rageaholic

P
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2/17/2012 5:40:30 AM



Obvious poe is obvious.

2/17/2012 6:01:51 AM

Phed

I think part of my brain died after reading this.

2/17/2012 6:08:40 AM

Mister Spak

Fundieists think there is a giant man with a long white beard who lives on clouds. This is why the opinions of fundieists should be ignored.

2/17/2012 6:12:24 AM

Mudak

The French revolution is a curious one on more than one level. It would be fair to say the revolution was at least partially a consequence of the Enlightenment, but that's as close as you can come to atheism. Then there's the accusation of it being evil.

I have a problem with the word evil overall because of what it connotes, as both a religious concept and the "absolute" nature of it. While there was a fair bit of bloodshed in this -- like all wars -- I don't see anything in it that could make this fighting any worse than any other war you can choose; it even pales in terms of overall body count. If you're going out of your way to avoid a Godwin's claim, then you could argue that the Thirty Years War (1618-1648) was much more evil.

2/17/2012 6:33:16 AM

Matherly

The French Revolution comment was a reference to something Rick Santorum said (see lower on the FSTDT page- too lazy to link)


2/17/2012 6:40:41 AM

Swede

† Atheism makes you stupid, ignorant & blind. - How? Most atheists have lost more and more blind faith as they have been more and more educated
† Atheism is a disease that needs to be treated. - No; not having an imaginary friend is considered normal among grown-ups
† Atheism makes you post stupid things. - Not as stupid as fundamentalism.
† Atheist are satanic and have gothic lifestyle. - We neither belive in satan nor in goth.
† Atheists are mentally ill, that's why they have no faith. - No; having an imaginary friend is considered abnormal in grown-ups
† Atheism won't take you to kingdom of heaven and paradise. - We don't believe in heaven nor in paradise. We try to build a paradise here on Earth for everyone.
† Atheism making you agree with Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot & other terrible mass murder leaders. - They all had a personal cult around them, like Christ.
† No traditional family lifestyle, boring and feeling 'outsider'. - I don't feel like an outsider, most Swedes are not that religious.
† Atheist try to convert people over internet because they feel "safer" behind closet. - I'm not in the closet, but I don't try to convert anyone, as I know it's something that has to come from within. You can only argue about it.

2/17/2012 6:41:55 AM

Mihangel apYrs

@beehummingbird

I don't know. Had it not been for the ultra-monarchical court of Louis XVI supporting the American rebels in their fight against the British Crown, the USA may not exist

2/17/2012 6:43:17 AM

Swede

Part 2
† Atheists do not really exist, they just pretend that they don't believe in God and argue with religious people. - I just pinched my arm and it hurt, guess I exist. I also pretend that I don't believe in Oden.
† Atheists have had terrible life experience, bad childhood and not being loved. - I have been loved for who I am my whole life, nothing really horrible has happened to me.
† Most Atheists are uneducated... No Atheists could run for presidency. - I wouldn't want to become president, think of all that responsibility, and whatever you do, people are going to hate you. I have studied for over 15 years, that's hardly uneducated.
† Atheism brought upon the French Revolution, one of the most evil events of all of history. - Oh, yeah, it brought on Freedom, Brotherhood and Equality. We can't have those, can we?
† Atheism cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore God exists. - Goddidit doesn't EXPLAIN anything. It's a childish "it-wasn't-me-it-was-my-secret-friend" excuse.
† All atheists believe in evolution, which means they don't believe in morality and think we should all act like animals. - We don't believe in evolution, we accept it as fact. It's a description, not a rulebook.
† The Bible says atheism is wrong, and the Bible is always right (see: Genesis 1:1, Psalms 14:1, Psalms 19:1, Romans 1:19-20) - The Poetic Edda doesn't mention the Bible, and the Poetic Edda is always right!
† Atheism have no holidays, no culture, no nothing. Waste of living in this planet... - We do have a secular holiday in Sweden; Workers' day. Atheism is just a lack of belief in gods, of course it has no culture!

2/17/2012 6:44:14 AM

D Laurier

Wow.
Flagrant lies, meant to belittle and demonize us.

2/17/2012 6:46:39 AM

Pacal

More Lying for Jesus I see.

2/17/2012 6:57:52 AM

Doubting Thomas

† Atheism makes you stupid, ignorant & blind.

I'm not the one who believes in a talking snake, global flood, and magic Jewish zombies, and I don't defend to the death that these things really happened when confronted with their impossibility.

† Atheism is a disease that needs to be treated.

At the risk of making a Godwin, this sounds like some of Hitler's rhetoric, as in the Jews are the rats of Europe.

† Atheism makes you post stupid things.

*Ahem* Did you read what you posted?

2/17/2012 7:17:42 AM

The_L

Citation needed.

2/17/2012 7:25:49 AM

breakerslion

You forgot to claim that we "eat da poo-poo!"

Oh wait, that's a whole different group you have to demonize because your arguments are spurious and invalid.

† Atheism cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore God exists.

Fundies can't explain the origins of God, therefore he doesn't exist.

2/17/2012 7:26:26 AM

dionysus

Atheism makes you stupid, ignorant & blind.

You say that but real life examples show me that the case is actually the opposite: that the more educated one is, the less religious that person tends to be. Also, the more developed a country is, the more atheistic it tends to be (the US being an anomaly in this trend).

Atheism makes you post stupid things.

No, you did that all on your own. Nobody made you post this BS.

Atheist are satanic and have gothic lifestyle.

I hate goth style.

Atheism is a disease that needs to be treated.
Atheists are mentally ill, that's why they have no faith.
Atheism won't take you to kingdom of heaven and paradise.


So lemme get this straight: your god will torture us for eternity just because we have a mental illness? Does he push over old ladies at the crosswalk, too?

Atheism making you agree with Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot & other terrible mass murder leaders.

Funny how most atheists hate those people as much as they hate theocrats then.

No traditional family lifestyle, boring and feeling 'outsider'.

If by "traditional family lifestyle" you mean the woman stays at home and the husband comes home to beat the wife and kids, then I suppose we do have the more boring style of families: functional and egalitarian.

Atheist try to convert people over internet because they feel "safer" behind closet.

Damn right we feel safer. What with all of the religious types who would harm or at the very least ostracize us just for not agreeing with them.

No Atheists could run for presidency.

Because the country is majority Christian and most of them are big enough pricks that they would never vote for someone of a different religion, let alone an atheist. Hell, JFK got crap for being Catholic and that's one of the major denominations in the US. It's not our fault the country is full of zealots.

Atheism brought upon the French Revolution, one of the most evil events of all of history.

Oh, so you LIKE monarchies? I'm seeing a disturbing trend of religious nutters more and more embracing traditional theocracies; the very thing the US was created to escape.

Atheism cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore God exists.

You can't explain where my remote went, therefore a gnome took it.

All atheists believe in evolution

Raelians. PWN'd.

2/17/2012 7:30:13 AM

Persephone 66

Well they got one thing right, I'm so goth I get harassed in stores because people want me to autograph their Count Chocula boxes.

2/17/2012 7:31:40 AM

JSS

† Ad
† Hominems,
† Bitter
† Vitriol,
† and
† Pot
† Repeatedly
† calling
† the
† Kettle
† Black
† not
† to
† mention
† non-sequiturs.
† Just overall,
† non-logic.

†† Here's hoping you actually learn something so you don't spout any more silly nonsense. ††

2/17/2012 8:06:54 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Oh, this one's just begging for it. I really, really hope that this a Poe, or at least a failed fundie attempted to do a "fix it for you", because if it isn't...

Anyway, here is how I would fix it up:

Reasons why fundamentalism is terrible and unhealthy for human beings:

† Fundamentalism makes you stupid, ignorant & blind.
† Fundamentalism is a disease that needs to be treated.
Fundamentalism makes you post stupid things.
† Fundamentalists are Mammon-worshippers and live a consumerist lifestyle.
† Fundamentalists are mentally ill, which is why they believe in absurdities with no evidence.
† Fundamentalism won't allow you to enrich your mind.
† Fundamentalism makes you agree with at least some of the beliefs of Hitler, Ferdinand and Isabella, Hong Xiuquan, & other terrible dictators and mass murderers.
† Fundamentalists have an abusive and dysfunctional family lifestyle, and annoy everybody in society minus the few members of their little cults.
Fundamentalists try to convert people over the Internet and in person, because they feel uncomfortable around unbelievers.
† Fundamentalists cannot possibly believe in their own worldview without surrendering their capability to reason.
† Fundamentalists tend to have terrible life experiences and bad childhoods, as their fundamentalist parents only loved them on the condition that they would be mindless slaves.
† All fundamentalists are uneducated. No fundamentalist could be president without bringing the country to ruination.
† Fundamentalism brought upon the Spanish Inquisition, one of the most evil events in all of history.
† Fundamentalists cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore they claim Goddidit, preventing any further knowledge.
† All fundamentalists believe in creationism, which means they don't believe in morality as they think that they are "the elect".
† The scientific method implies that fundamentalism is wrong, and the scientific method is the only truly accurate and unbiased way to seek truth.
† Fundamentalists have no culture that isn't completely vapid and meaningless. They are wasting their lives over a delusion.

†† We hope that fundamentalists will one day listen to reason, although we are not holding our collective breath. ††

As an aside, it really annoys me when I have to fix the grammar and punctuation of these rants in addition to the ideology. Of course, that's just more evidence towards the hypothesis that fundies are uneducated.

2/17/2012 8:11:38 AM
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