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i knew a guy who was playing around with a ouija board one time his friends and making fun of it and the pointer or whatever it is suddenly left the board in the air and slammed into a wall...the­y were all scared and never went near one again....t­his same person had a evil spirit grab his throat and hold him down too with another benign ghost in corner of room looking on...looki­ng at condition the world is in i do believe there is a satanic force on earth...re­ad about father malachi martin and the book on exorcism he wrote...ge­ezer butler of black sabbath played around with the occult until he saw a evil presence in his room that scared the s out of him

leonethderosia, Huffington Post 73 Comments [2/18/2012 4:06:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Lucifer Morningstar
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Good story there. Do you have proof?

2/12/2012 4:21:46 PM

OhJohnNo

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

2/18/2012 4:53:00 AM

Mudak

Yeah. I've seen those planchettes do crazy things too. Strangely, it was right at the same time as I moved them in crazy ways.

2/18/2012 5:22:28 AM

solomongrundy

Father Malachi Martin? Not many people in the late twentieth century could claim to be a professional ghost-scarer.

2/18/2012 5:25:29 AM

atheist

Just another COS story.


COS = Crock O' Shit

2/18/2012 5:25:54 AM



Geezer was probably high off his ass.

2/18/2012 5:31:38 AM

Bad Wolf

Citation seriously needed.

Pictures or it didn't happen

2/18/2012 6:08:32 AM

Filin De Blanc

"another benign ghost in corner of room looking on.."

With benign spirits like this, who needs evil ones?

2/18/2012 6:21:19 AM

erlando

Stories beginning with "I knew a guy..." is always the best..

2/18/2012 6:30:30 AM

rebel

Geezer Butler was most likely high as a kite. Or drunk. Or both. Either way, I'd be scared too. Well, of you, at least.

2/18/2012 6:42:52 AM

Argle Bargle

Source: Some guy I knew, who isn't fictional or anything.

2/18/2012 7:20:43 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

i knew a guy

Same as...

"Some of my best friends are black!"

2/18/2012 7:33:07 AM

Blue_J

I used to hear stories like that all the time when I was a fundamentalist. Some even from the first person. Eventually I realized that the people who told these kinds of stories were (gasp!) not reliable story tellers. Furthermore, I realized that some of them would add bizarre, overspiritualized details to events that I had personally witnessed, until their descriptions had no resemblance whatsoever to what actually happened.

Suddenly, all of those crazy "I knew a guy" stories didn't bolster my faith anymore...

2/18/2012 7:34:57 AM



Sounds epic, but I'm going to have to ask for some kind of documentary evidence.

2/18/2012 7:47:50 AM

Horsefeathers

Does this sort of story ever work?

I mean on anyone with above room temperature IQ, so I'm not including fundies in the question. I know they eat this sort of shit up.

2/18/2012 7:48:45 AM

cdcdrr

Or maybe 'this guy' was deceiving you because he wanted to screw with your mind.

2/18/2012 8:01:37 AM

Doubting Thomas

Ouija boards are just a bunch of woo. They're completely benign, it's just all the superstition surrounding them which freaks people out. Same goes for anything else about the "occult." Add in the fact that fundies tend to be the most superstitious people on earth, and they totally believe any story like this.

Not to mention that "friend of a friend" stories usually always turn out to be total bunk. Just like I had a friend at work who swore up & down that he knew a guy who discovered that he had bought Elvis' lost motorcycle. Quick search on snopes and apparently lots of people have found motorcycles belonging to Elvis.

2/18/2012 8:07:15 AM

Brendan Rizzo

No capitalization. Almost certainly a troll.

2/18/2012 8:17:59 AM

SpukiKitty

Either a Troll or Bull.

2/18/2012 8:30:41 AM

whatever

"Ouija boards are just a bunch of woo. They're completely benign, it's just all the superstition surrounding them which freaks people out. Same goes for anything else about the "occult.""

Oh dear. Predictable response.

Sigh.

"Not to suggest I accept the original poster's story either... "I knew a guy"... "benign ghost in corner of room" indeed.

More sighing.

2/18/2012 8:31:34 AM

Papabear

Yeah, sure and I saw an alien doing your mom.

2/18/2012 8:55:56 AM

Agahnim

You lie!

@atheist

Good term, but eh, I prefer BOBS, for Bunch of Bullshit.

2/18/2012 9:13:52 AM

Thinking Allowed

[b[ge­ezer butler of black sabbath played around with the occult until he saw a evil presence in his room that scared the s out of him[/b]

Pics or it didn't happen.

2/18/2012 9:24:17 AM

fmitchell

I heard of a girl who said "Bloody Mary" thirteen times into a mirror, and then Bloody Mary got her and no one ever saw her again. I heard it, so it must be true.

2/18/2012 9:33:01 AM

TheLastCenturion

If Satan is on the earth doing all the various things Fundies say he is doing, then i applaud him. At least he is doing SOMETHING. That's a hell of a lot more than I've seen of another supernatural entity they like to tout.

2/18/2012 9:54:18 AM
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