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Liberals want to live under sharia law. Liberals want to be beheaded for homo-sex. Liberals want their “women” covered head to toe. (Actually not a bad idea considering 99% of liberal women are so gawd-awful-damned-putrid if you dropped one in a barrel of water you’d skim ugly for a week!) Liberals want to live under absolute suppression.

Liberals are some sick, sick, confused little puppies.

Jimbo, Moonbattery 54 Comments [2/20/2012 4:16:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

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#1376549

atheist

I used to wonder how the right-wing neo-fascist republicans could even elect a dog catcher. Jimbo, you make it obvious.

As an aside, anyone this stupid should not be alowed to vote.

2/20/2012 4:19:21 AM

#1376568

Percy Q. Shunn

Oh, Jimbo...

2/20/2012 5:04:30 AM

#1376570

Allegory for Jesus

So, Jimbo thinks there's some group in America that wants to see criminals beheaded (i.e. executed)? A group that hates the gays so much that it would include homosexuality as a crime worthy of such a punishment? A group that wants women to be kept under control, and want to insure that nothing remotely sexual is seen in the public arena? And that the group in question is "Liberals"? Excuse me while I laugh myself into a coma.

2/20/2012 5:06:05 AM

#1376583

Filin De Blanc

"You're ugly nyeh nyeh nyeh".

How very mature.

2/20/2012 5:22:29 AM

#1376587

Sevagram

Welcome to Jimbo's Adventureas Through the Looking Glass, where up is down, white is black, cats are dogs, and liberal means, well, something else entirely. Yes, it all makes soooo much more sense than in the real world.

2/20/2012 5:33:25 AM

#1376599

Mister Spak

"Liberals want to be beheaded for homo-sex."

Yeah that's why liberals want to do live demonstrations of homo-sex in elementary school classrooms.

2/20/2012 6:06:45 AM

#1376611

D Laurier

Since when do liberals want to be beheaded for ANYTHING?
Seriously bub.

How do you all this
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kimberley-Love/273440586174
http://www.themeafordindependent.ca/opinion/145-opinion/1582-kimberly-love-and-the-liberal-future
"putrid"?

2/20/2012 6:14:14 AM

#1376612

...sick, sick, confused little puppies.

As opposed to you, Jimbo?! Oh, the shiny, shiny mirror shows your own ugliness again.

2/20/2012 6:14:54 AM

#1376614

Joules

... this must be some meaning of the word 'liberal' with which I am unacquainted...

2/20/2012 6:15:49 AM

#1376620

Gawd

WTF? This doesn't make any sense at all.

2/20/2012 6:23:16 AM

#1376625

dionysus

Liberals want to be beheaded for homo-sex.

I thought liberals wanted everyone to be gay and to covert your children.

Liberals want their “women” covered head to toe.

I thought liberals were immoral sluts who always wear too little clothing and keep tempting good, conservative men.

Liberals want to live under absolute suppression.

I thought liberals wanted to live in a nihilistic system where everything is legal because they have no moral background.

Liberals are some sick, sick, confused little puppies.

We're confused? You're the one that can't even get the right wing talking points straight.

2/20/2012 6:34:36 AM

#1376626

Canadiest

Idiot who wants a Christian theocracy so everyone that doesn't must want an Islamic theocracy. Sheer projection yet again.

2/20/2012 6:36:20 AM

#1376627

ScrappyB

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

2/20/2012 6:39:24 AM

#1376631

checkmate

... with liberty and justice for all.

Except for those sick, sick, confused little puppy liberals, of course.

2/20/2012 6:49:27 AM

#1376632

Liberals want less liberty. In fact, liberals want no liberty. Apparently.

And you thought this sounded reasonable?

2/20/2012 6:50:40 AM

#1376633

Tempus

I think we've heard just about enough of Jimbo's sexual fantasies for one lifetime, thanks.

2/20/2012 6:50:45 AM

#1376638

aaa

Try having some consistent opinions.

2/20/2012 7:05:06 AM

#1376639

Reynardine

Rabbit, I congratulate you once more for your iron beebees in going into enemy territory to retrieve this Godawful stuff. This example isn't even legally sane.

2/20/2012 7:08:29 AM

#1376651

Brendan Rizzo

And you are completely delusional if you believe that liberals want any of that. Liberals want freedom. It's in their name, for crying out loud.

2/20/2012 7:46:44 AM

#1376658

Jubba the Mad

Fuck, he's on to me.

2/20/2012 8:02:27 AM

#1376672

Berny

You don't really know any real liberals, do you fuck head?

2/20/2012 8:32:41 AM

#1376677

Prager

His description would fit life under the christian taliban.

2/20/2012 8:42:29 AM

#1376678

Horsefeathers

"Liberals want to live under sharia law."

Why the hell would liberals want to live under such a system? Do you even know what the hell "liberal" means?

"Liberals want to be beheaded for homo-sex."

Again, please look up the word "liberal." Pay particular attention to the root word's definition.

"Liberals want their 'women' covered head to toe."

I actually prefer women with fewer clothes rather than more.

"Liberals want to live under absolute suppression."

Obviously. That's why they're called "liberals" after all. At least when you redefine words to mean the exact, total, and complete fucking opposite of their actual definition.

"Liberals are some sick, sick, confused little puppies."

You apparently fail to realize that your entire post consist of you projecting conservative values onto liberals, don't you?

2/20/2012 8:44:21 AM

#1376679

Doubting Thomas

So... a liberal, named for the term "liberty" which happens to mean "freedom," want to be ruled by oppressive religious law, not to mention actually wanting to be beheaded for any reason?

The right wing in this country have gone so far crazy they don't even bother to try to make sense any more. Just wait until we've had four more years with Obama as president. They'll be saying things which make this look sane.

2/20/2012 8:45:11 AM

#1376690

Thinking Allowed

Wait, I thought liberals were against sharia law and for homo-sex? Will you guys please make up my mind.

2/20/2012 9:18:19 AM

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