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Liberals want to live under sharia law. Liberals want to be beheaded for homo-sex. Liberals want their “women” covered head to toe. (Actually not a bad idea considering 99% of liberal women are so gawd-awful-damned-putrid if you dropped one in a barrel of water you’d skim ugly for a week!) Liberals want to live under absolute suppression.

Liberals are some sick, sick, confused little puppies.

Jimbo, Moonbattery 55 Comments [2/20/2012 4:16:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Papabear

Uh, no. I am more liberal that you can dream of in your paranoid delusions, but I have no desire for anything like Sharia law.

P.S. My puppies have never told me their political stances, but they most definately are not sick.

2/20/2012 10:37:32 AM

Drummer

"Liberals want their “women” covered head to toe"

Well, maybe in winter, in Minnesota; otherwise I think you're quite confused.

2/20/2012 10:38:00 AM

Anon-e-moose

Homosexuality is forbidden in Sharia law. And last time I heard, We Liberals think women wearing whatever they want is a good idea. What is forbidden in Sharia law. Does freedom - certainly was we in Europe know it - exist in Saudi Arabia & Iran, Jimbo...?

This is what happens when Teabaggers try reaching more than in Shaun T's 'Insanity Workout'. Their minds are so one-dimensional that they have to lump all things they're opposed to into one, as considering that some ideologies can be different would make their collective brain cell go BSOD.

...but we Liberals on the other hand, have no such difficulty in considering you Teabaggers, Neocunts etc = Nazis. After all...:

Hitler hated the Left-wing. You hate the Left-wing.
Hitler hated homosexuals. You hate homosexuals.
Hitler hated abortion. You hate abortion.
Hitler hated democracy. You hate democracy.
Hitler hated black people (Jesse Owens, 1936 Berlin Olympics). You hate President Obama.
Hitler hated anything 'liberal'. You hate Liberals.
Hitler hated Atheists. You hate Atheists.

Hitler was a Christian. You are a Christian.

Hitler was a right-winger. [/Reverse Godwin]

2/20/2012 10:39:07 AM

Osiris

Then why are liberals for separation of church and state, for gay rights and for women rights?

2/20/2012 10:54:33 AM

Seeker Lancer

We fight against your Christian version of Sharia law because we want to live under Sharia law. You got us.

WRONG.

2/20/2012 11:26:45 AM

John

This has to be the most confused nonsense I've ever read. I'm inclined to call Poe. Liberals want to kill gays? Liberal women want to wear burkas? Liberals want a Muslim theocracy? What is this, Backwards Day?

2/20/2012 12:38:46 PM

louislois

A very skewed reality it is in Jimboland.

2/20/2012 1:34:05 PM

Brendan Rizzo

@ John:

Jimbo's a regular user of Moonbattery; he is probably not a Poe. Sorry to break it to you.

2/20/2012 1:41:23 PM

Old Viking

I consider myself a liberal, but I sure didn't know about all this stuff.

2/20/2012 1:45:56 PM

J. James

God damn, you people are so fucking retarded. When are you going to realize that liberals hate Moslem theocrats BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME AS YOU!?

2/20/2012 1:59:09 PM

Jeff Weskamp

I'll take Psychological Projection for $400, Alex....

2/20/2012 2:17:58 PM

The_L

I'm beginning to wonder whether Jimbo's projecting his own prejudice onto others.

(I'm also curious as to whether Jimbo has actually seen any women, liberal or otherwise.)

2/20/2012 4:10:36 PM

truthinScience

Sorry, I seem to have missed the memo. Is it opposite day?

In that case, we also want: women to stop voting, workers to have no rights or expectations regarding on the job safety, wealthy corporations to govern our every move and elect our public officials, to govern what type of activity is acceptable in your bedroom, and, more importantly, we want enforced public prayer and worship in every aspect of individual life. This includes replacing images of dead presidents on our money with that of the dead, bleeding, non-existent — I mean, savior — Jesus.

2/20/2012 5:24:28 PM

TheJebusFire

Christians want to live under biblical law. Christians want to behead homosexuals. Christians want their “women” covered head to toe. (Actually not a bad idea considering 99% of Christian women are so gawd-awful-damned-putrid if you dropped one in a barrel of water you’d skim ugly for a week!) Christians want to live under absolute suppression.

Christians are some sick, sick, confused little puppies.

I can talk shit too.

2/20/2012 5:48:09 PM

moose

An embarrassing political rant with religious overtones. I do not quantify myself as particularly "liberal", but I do know a number of those that are.
They do NOT want to live under sharia law.
They do NOT want to be beheaded for gay....or "homo-sex".
They DO pretty much want their women similar to how I want mine: Naked with beer and pizza in tow. (Hey, I can believe in angels cant I?)
They dont want to live under absolute suppression. Some perhaps, but not absolute. And depending on who you talk to depends on what defines suppression.

All things considered, a rather ridiculous rant.

2/20/2012 6:01:15 PM

Robespierre

Ok, now tell us what conservatives want. Let's see if it resembles liberalism or Sharia most.

2/20/2012 6:33:03 PM



You've never even met a liberal, have you?

2/20/2012 7:03:51 PM

Alfador

I'd rather be beheaded for chancing to travel with Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak, thanks. ;)

2/20/2012 7:15:09 PM

\m/>_<\m/

once again percy, that is a sick and immoral pic you posted: i love it!!

like reynardine said, rabbit, you've got some gut to keep delving in that cess-pool and keeping your lunch. i applaud you.

on to jimbo now: apparently, lacking basic etymology is a requirement for bashing the opposite side, like brendan and about 6 others said. i will just amend one thing:

"Liberals want their “women” covered head to toe." only in the winter, buddy. pneumonia is no fun at all for anyone (except maybe rapturites...)

can we get an award for this guy? i dunno, maybe the bizarro-liberal award?

2/20/2012 7:21:04 PM

Sasha

I expect conservatives want free sex, free drugs, and strict gun control in Jimboland. Conservatives want public nudity (mandatory for women 18-34). Conservatives want Christianity outlawed. Conservatives want a 75% tax for the wealthiest 1%. Conservatives want their children to swear fealty to Obama.

Conservatives seem to be a little confused. Or maybe it's just Jimbo.

2/20/2012 9:48:59 PM

Big Jilm

No, you're projecting.

You want a Christian Taliban.

And you can go fuck yourself.

2/21/2012 5:37:29 AM

Agahnim

Uh... no. We don't.

2/21/2012 4:02:25 PM

Tatsukun

Ah yes, the old standby "Only the religious right can save us from the religious right". An oldie but goodie!

2/21/2012 5:10:58 PM



Say the mouth-breathers voting for Santorum. These fuckwits couldn't tell the truth if their lives depended on it.

2/22/2012 2:51:21 AM

SpukiKitty

Uh, no, 'Bimbo', that schpeel of yours describes you. We Liberals believe in freedom & equality. Please return to your home planet of Bizarro World. Good day, sir.

2/22/2012 8:42:42 PM
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