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Hi welcome to my site. This site is designed to fight science ergo the devil. The only true way to the lord and riches of heaven is through creationism. Genesis clearly states that God created the world in 6 days! The evidence is there! If you don't believe that you're either and idiot or not a true Christian! In other words, science attempts to lead us away from God through the indoctrination of our children in schools and media through the belief in evolutionism which leads to atheism!

The facts that scientists have covered up:

The earth and universe are only 6,000 years old.
The earth is the center of the universe.
Noah's flood was a true event.
Humans and dinosaurs co-existed.
Man was CREATED by the image of God.
DNA disproves evolution.
UFO's are signs and visitations from Satan.

Why this site?
To defend Christianity against mockers of God! To expose and make known the above truths and above all to help people see the world-wide conspiracy of scientists in the effort to destroy the word of God through the theory of eviloution. If evilution is true, then that means there was no Adam & Eve. No Adam & Eve means no original sin. No original sin means we are not sinners! We ARE sinners, and God wants us to live in repentance so that we may know him.

NephilimFree, NephilimFree Media 110 Comments [2/21/2012 3:53:58 AM]
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Horsefeathers

"Hi welcome to my site. This site is designed to fight science ergo the devil."

"I'm going to fight the evil science, and I'm going to do so from my computer that's powered by the local power plant and is connected to the internet!"

You're an idiot of a very special kind.

"Genesis clearly states that God created the world in 6 days!"

Genesis, and the rest of the Wholly Babble, says a lot of silly shit. What of it?

"The facts that scientists have covered up:"

Those are not what are known as "facts."

"To defend Christianity against mockers of God!"

Good luck with that. The particular endeavor has had some of the "finest minds" that Christianity has produced over the last two thousand years working on doing just that. And they still haven't come up with anything useful or convincing.

"To expose and make known the above truths and above all to help people see the world-wide conspiracy of scientists in the effort to destroy the word of God through the theory of eviloution."

Yeah. That's exactly what scientists--all scientists in every field--do all fucking day every day. They try to "destroy the word of god" because, obviously, it pays so well.

"If evilution is true, then that means there was no Adam & Eve. No Adam & Eve means no original sin. No original sin means we are not sinners! We ARE sinners, and God wants us to live in repentance so that we may know him."

You're a moron. I expect to see more quotes from you here soon.

2/21/2012 7:49:41 AM



Yeah I'm lol'ing at the widget for Real Science Articles by Real Scientists that support creationism with Real Science.

It's empty.

2/21/2012 7:50:56 AM

SpukiKitty

Quote from NephilimFree in a nutshell:

"Hey, F/C/RSTDT guys! QUOTE ME! I'M AN IDIOT!"

This is gonna be a scream!

2/21/2012 7:56:19 AM

Justanotheratheist

No Adam & Eve? Correct.

Live with it.

2/21/2012 7:58:51 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Wow. NephilimFree used to be a smarmy bastard, but now his rhetorical skills have degraded to those of a child.

You know, he's rather loony even by creationist standards. I don't think very many of them have actually said that science itself, instead of something specific such as evolution or the Big Bang, is evil. Quick, someone tell Evan Phillips (yes, that is NephilimFree's real name) that science made the computer he's using! And the person responsible for it was GAY! I want to see his reaction.

2/21/2012 8:23:03 AM

J. James

"Genesis clearly states that God created the world in 6 days! The evidence is there!"

If you don't see the problem with that statement, there is no hope for you.

2/21/2012 8:50:04 AM

John

This site is designed to fight science ergo the devil.

I think you mean "i.e."

Get Shorty:

Chili Palmer: I think you mean "i.e." E.g. means "for example".

Ray Bones: No, "e.g." means "ergo". (asks one of the barbers ...)

Barber: To the best of my knowledge, "e.g." means "for example".

RB (frustrated): E.g., i.e., f@#% you. The point is, when I say "jump", you say (uh) "OK".

2/21/2012 8:56:58 AM

Swede

Science made computers and the Internet possible. Get of the WEB, stupid.
Scientists have also covered up that the Tooth Fairy is really the Boogie Man.

For all we know, God might have kick-started evolution, after he created the world. If he does exist, that is...

2/21/2012 9:22:38 AM

Passerby

Don't 4, 6, and 7 go against the Biblical view?

2/21/2012 9:37:26 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Tempus
For those who want to see the full grandeur that is NephilimFree, Rationalwiki has a page just for him...

Wow. Thanks for that link, Temp - now I will waste many hours laughing at all that shit.


Thanks a lot ;-)

2/21/2012 10:04:57 AM

Berny

NephilimFree is an absolute fucking moron. This idiot has had his arguments pwned repeatedly by the likes of Thunderf00t. It doesn't matter to him. As far as he's concerned the King James Version of the Bible is the "Absolute Truth(TM)" and there is no convincing him otherwise. He's impervious to knowledge. A true anti-intellectual.

2/21/2012 10:09:56 AM



Saw this, thought it HAD to be a POE.

Saw Nephilimfree. Oh, never mind.


I still wonder when he's going to snap and go on his inevitable killing spree.

2/21/2012 10:13:42 AM

rw23

> If you don't believe that you're either and idiot or not a true Christian!

You're quite right, I'm not a true Christian. I'm not a false Christian either.


2/21/2012 10:52:02 AM

aaa

This is the internet equivalent to those vans/RVs covered with insane shit, clearly showing that the person driving the automotive isn't exactly in best of health.

2/21/2012 10:59:16 AM

Lucilius

Short version: "I am both insane and severely brain-damaged. Evidence follows."

2/21/2012 11:21:19 AM

breakerslion

And the guy in the next rubber room over thinks he's, "Duck Dodgers of the 24th and a half Century!"

There's hope for him.

2/21/2012 11:30:02 AM

JB Mason

There's a picture on the homepage that appears to be a painting of Jesus buttraping some poor soul!

2/21/2012 11:36:34 AM

Jekadu

This is a bit abrasive even for NephilimFree. I suspect parody.

2/21/2012 11:43:38 AM

Thinking Allowed

Nephie has a website now. Dear God, save us from your follower.

2/21/2012 12:09:27 PM

Atheissimo

'No Adam & Eve means no original sin. No original sin means we are not sinners!'

Oh how awful! That means we're not miserable wretches worthy only of contempt.

And they say atheism makes life worthless

2/21/2012 12:17:57 PM

Sasha

I am looking forward to the results of this website. Creationists never let us down. :D

2/21/2012 12:28:44 PM

farpadokly

Rich irony in: "This site is designed to fight science ergo the devil". You know what science gives us? Technology. Technology like computers and the internet.

2/21/2012 12:39:16 PM

Johannes9126

Smells like a Poe. Of course not the real Nephilimfree, he is a raving lunatic (on Youtube). But this site seems ironic...

2/21/2012 12:43:06 PM

checkmate

This site is designed to fight science ergo the devil.

Ah yes, so besides index.html, the rest of the website will be done by sending out clay tablets by carrier pigeon?

I want to see you in the hospital with a heart attack saying "no science, please, no science!" Yeah right, that'll be the day.

2/21/2012 12:54:25 PM



I took a look at the cite, and he's also a geo-centrist.

2/21/2012 12:58:41 PM
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