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#1377095
John
In other words, science attempts to lead us away from God
That's funny. St. Augustine said just the opposite about 1,400 years ago. He said that saying stuff that goes against what people know about the world doesn't lead us to God; it just makes Christians look stupid. That's why most Christian churches have never tried to find literal explanations for Genesis.
2/21/2012 2:14:55 PM
#1377102
Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis
DNA disproves evolution.
Well, fuck me. Then how the shit did scientists and biologists provided evidence for evolution? (I know, I know... The answer is probably 'they made it up themselves')
2/21/2012 3:14:54 PM
#1377103
NoriMori
Let's see, argument from authority, No True Scotsman, bare assertion, conspiracy, and horrid grammar and spelling.
Crushing's too good for him. First, he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two, cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then, ten years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. Then I'll kill him. </GLaDOS>
2/21/2012 3:41:42 PM
#1377104
Osiris
I hate science. That's why I'm using a computer to connect to the Internet sitting in a house that has electricity and running water, quoting a Bible that was printed by a machine.
2/21/2012 3:53:32 PM
#1377105
casewithscience
"This site is designed to fight science ergo the devil"
Latin Fail
Ergo is intended to be used in syllogysm after construction of a matrix of facts. A single statement does not create a syllogysm or conclusion. Nephilimfree has used a single statement to support use of the word "ergo". Ergo, Nephilimfree is a fucktard.
2/21/2012 3:54:34 PM
#1377112
Agahnim
The earth is a whopping 4.54 billion years old and universe is an even more impressive 13 billion years old.
The earth is not the center of the universe.
Noah's flood was a mythological event.
Dinosaurs died millions of years before the evolution of Homo sapiens.
Man evolved from a common ancestor shared with other apes..
DNA is evidence for evolution.
UFO's are not real and thus not visitations from Satan, who is also not real..
2/21/2012 3:59:41 PM
#1377118
Fedup
Sounds like someone is pissy because he's failing biology
2/21/2012 4:04:56 PM
#1377121
msd
"Prayer Requests
Only nothing matches the power of prayer"
I think I found an accurate bit on his site. Yay.
2/21/2012 4:34:59 PM
#1377129
NoriMori
@Agahnim
"The earth and universe are a whopping 4.54 years old."
I assume you meant 4.54 billion years old?
2/21/2012 5:41:49 PM
#1377132
Old Viking
Post some suggestive pictures and I'll stop by from time to time.
2/21/2012 6:32:25 PM
#1377141
"This site is designed to fight science ergo the devil."
I'd say that pretty much sums up his mindset.
2/21/2012 7:21:11 PM
#1377142
whoanelly
This site has really desensitized me. I'm more upset about his wrong use of "ergo" than his ignorance and circular logic.
2/21/2012 7:22:57 PM
#1377147
il-Palazzo
At least they flat-out admitted that it's not science. Less bullshit than usual.
2/21/2012 7:34:15 PM
#1377164
Deepshock
"The only true way to the lord and riches of heaven is through creationism."
That last word's a really funny way of spelling Jesus.
2/21/2012 8:59:26 PM
#1377173
Noneofyourbusiness
Poe.
2/21/2012 9:48:07 PM
#1377174
Noneofyourbusiness
Wait, he's been at it a while? I can't believe this could be a non-Poe. It sounds like someone trying to sound like a laughable example of a fundie.
2/21/2012 9:50:00 PM
#1377175
Noneofyourbusiness
@Jekadu, Johannes9126
I agree. If this guy is famous, it sounds like someone using his name.
2/21/2012 9:51:52 PM
#1377178
NoriMori
@whoanelly, I know right? That drew my attention more than anything else, too. I was like, "'Ergo'? What? Don't you mean 'aka' or something? How the hell does 'ergo' work in that sentence?"
Lately I find myself more pissed off about some other aspect of a post than its fundie qualities. Such as the fundie who posted using the name Gordon Freeman, and I was more angry about that than the disgusting misogyny their post consisted of. I think I need to stop looking at this site for a while.
2/21/2012 11:06:38 PM
#1377190
Justanotheratheist
Excellent. A list of "facts", containing not one single fact.
Yep, that sounds like a proper fundie website. Dr Dino would be proud.
2/22/2012 12:55:15 AM
#1377212
godless heathen
He says the site is to protect Christians from being mocked. He fails to realise that sites like this are exactly when people like this get mocked.
2/22/2012 1:57:11 AM
#1377224
quinky
My poe-sense is tingling. I don't think this is the real NephilimFree.
2/22/2012 3:31:57 AM
#1377227
Agahnim
@NoriMori
I screwed up there and the age of the universe. I'm correcting it.
2/22/2012 4:03:47 AM
#1377247
OhJohnNo
I love the smell of poe in the morning.
2/22/2012 7:52:00 AM
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2/22/2012 9:52:34 AM
#1377288
Mapar
I was reading this and thinking "This HAS to be statire". Then I checked the poster.
2/22/2012 12:47:57 PM
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