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In other words, science attempts to lead us away from God
That's funny. St. Augustine said just the opposite about 1,400 years ago. He said that saying stuff that goes against what people know about the world doesn't lead us to God; it just makes Christians look stupid. That's why most Christian churches have never tried to find literal explanations for Genesis.
2/21/2012 2:14:55 PM
Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis
DNA disproves evolution.
Well, fuck me. Then how the shit did scientists and biologists provided evidence for evolution? (I know, I know... The answer is probably 'they made it up themselves')
2/21/2012 3:14:54 PM
Let's see, argument from authority, No True Scotsman, bare assertion, conspiracy, and horrid grammar and spelling.
Crushing's too good for him. First, he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two, cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then, ten years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. Then I'll kill him. </GLaDOS>
2/21/2012 3:41:42 PM
I hate science. That's why I'm using a computer to connect to the Internet sitting in a house that has electricity and running water, quoting a Bible that was printed by a machine.
2/21/2012 3:53:32 PM
"This site is designed to fight science ergo the devil"
Ergo is intended to be used in syllogysm after construction of a matrix of facts. A single statement does not create a syllogysm or conclusion. Nephilimfree has used a single statement to support use of the word "ergo". Ergo, Nephilimfree is a fucktard.
2/21/2012 3:54:34 PM
The earth is a whopping 4.54 billion years old and universe is an even more impressive 13 billion years old.
The earth is not the center of the universe.
Noah's flood was a mythological event.
Dinosaurs died millions of years before the evolution of Homo sapiens.
Man evolved from a common ancestor shared with other apes..
DNA is evidence for evolution.
UFO's are not real and thus not visitations from Satan, who is also not real..
2/21/2012 3:59:41 PM
Sounds like someone is pissy because he's failing biology
2/21/2012 4:04:56 PM
Only nothing matches the power of prayer"
I think I found an accurate bit on his site. Yay.
2/21/2012 4:34:59 PM
"The earth and universe are a whopping 4.54 years old."
I assume you meant 4.54 billion years old?
2/21/2012 5:41:49 PM
Post some suggestive pictures and I'll stop by from time to time.
2/21/2012 6:32:25 PM
"This site is designed to fight science ergo the devil."
I'd say that pretty much sums up his mindset.
2/21/2012 7:21:11 PM
This site has really desensitized me. I'm more upset about his wrong use of "ergo" than his ignorance and circular logic.
2/21/2012 7:22:57 PM
At least they flat-out admitted that it's not science. Less bullshit than usual.
2/21/2012 7:34:15 PM
"The only true way to the lord and riches of heaven is through creationism."
That last word's a really funny way of spelling Jesus.
2/21/2012 8:59:26 PM
2/21/2012 9:48:07 PM
Wait, he's been at it a while? I can't believe this could be a non-Poe. It sounds like someone trying to sound like a laughable example of a fundie.
2/21/2012 9:50:00 PM
I agree. If this guy is famous, it sounds like someone using his name.
2/21/2012 9:51:52 PM
@whoanelly, I know right? That drew my attention more than anything else, too. I was like, "'Ergo'? What? Don't you mean 'aka' or something? How the hell does 'ergo' work in that sentence?"
Lately I find myself more pissed off about some other aspect of a post than its fundie qualities. Such as the fundie who posted using the name Gordon Freeman, and I was more angry about that than the disgusting misogyny their post consisted of. I think I need to stop looking at this site for a while.
2/21/2012 11:06:38 PM
Excellent. A list of "facts", containing not one single fact.
Yep, that sounds like a proper fundie website. Dr Dino would be proud.
2/22/2012 12:55:15 AM
He says the site is to protect Christians from being mocked. He fails to realise that sites like this are exactly when people like this get mocked.
2/22/2012 1:57:11 AM
My poe-sense is tingling. I don't think this is the real NephilimFree.
2/22/2012 3:31:57 AM
I screwed up there and the age of the universe. I'm correcting it.
2/22/2012 4:03:47 AM
I love the smell of poe in the morning.
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2/22/2012 9:52:34 AM
I was reading this and thinking "This HAS to be statire". Then I checked the poster.
2/22/2012 12:47:57 PM
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