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Squawk: Yeah, and atheists smell too

Phillip: You aren't far from the truth there buddy. Because atheists actively deny God, their soul emits something that can subconsciously detected by other humans, especially those that have let Jesus Christ into their hearts. This cleanses us and makes us non-repugnant, people are drawn to true Christians through the Holy Spirit. Therefore, in a certain manner of speaking atheists do smell bad.

Squawk and Phillip, NephilimFree 57 Comments [2/26/2012 5:11:22 AM]
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Serph-no-Okami

Behold, 5-year olds discussing religion.

2/26/2012 5:22:52 AM

OhJohnNo


2/26/2012 5:32:49 AM

Robespierre

It's the sulfur smell we take back from hell. Honest.

2/26/2012 5:34:24 AM

Atheissimo

Why is it I get uneasy whenever Fundies start de-humanising people they don't like?

2/26/2012 5:50:00 AM

\m/>_<\m/

dafuq i just read?

the guy thinks that somehow true christians (tm) emit a light that makes them smell good? synesthetic much?

2/26/2012 5:59:13 AM

D Laurier

And here we see the first steps of the process of dehumanization.
At the end of the process (if said process is alowed to continue) we find violent persecution and slaughter of those who are dehumanized.

2/26/2012 6:15:40 AM

= POPE =

So your shit don't stink. How nice for you.

2/26/2012 6:38:19 AM

WWWWolf

> their soul emits something that can subconsciously detected by other humans, especially those that have let Jesus Christ into their hearts.

- A. Hitler


2/26/2012 6:48:03 AM

Phoenix

When I was an atheist, I used deodorant... still do... o.O

2/26/2012 6:55:16 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Ah, when bigots can't just twist the truth, they outright make stuff up. Back when I was a Christian, I certainly couldn't tell if someone was an atheist on sight. If these two guys were honest, they'd admit that they can't either.

2/26/2012 7:32:34 AM

Reynardine

The least washed atheist on Earth never emitted the stench of hypocrisy these guys do.

2/26/2012 7:46:53 AM

Horsefeathers

"Phillip: You aren't far from the truth there buddy. Because atheists actively deny God, their soul emits something that can subconsciously detected by other humans, especially those that have let Jesus Christ into their hearts. This cleanses us and makes us non-repugnant, people are drawn to true Christians through the Holy Spirit. Therefore, in a certain manner of speaking atheists do smell bad."

Isn't it you guys who claim to be washed/bathed in the blood of Christ? I think that would leave a less than rosy smell.

Aside from that, the only smell that I detect is the unmistakable aroma of bullshit whenever I'm dealing with a theist.

2/26/2012 7:51:59 AM

Papabear

Your God has not made you "non-repugnant" to me.

2/26/2012 8:06:43 AM

rubber chicken

Because, as FSTDT proves every day, there are few people as non-repugnant as 'true Christians'?

2/26/2012 8:19:20 AM

checkmate

No wonder believers don't smell, they have their own deoderant and shampoo:





(Yes, those are real products, but not ones of which the Christians are particularly happy, due to the names. "credo" is Latin for "I believe" [credo in unum deum] and "gloria" means "praise" [gloria in excelsis deo].)

2/26/2012 8:19:45 AM

Mayhem

Yeah, and we have cooties, too.

The "Squawk" name also makes me think of a parrot just repeating any inane thing that's been said in its presence.

"Squawk!....Atheists smell...squawk!"

2/26/2012 8:38:03 AM

Doubting Thomas

You know they've run out of arguments when they resort to potty humor.

2/26/2012 8:44:02 AM

Apatheist

Really? Now Jesus gives you ESP?

2/26/2012 8:51:32 AM

QuasiRodent

Please tell me this is a Poe site. I read the 'our beliefs' page.
'And if you don't believe that, then you're an idiot' Seriously!?

2/26/2012 9:16:32 AM

Thinking Allowed

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't your god like the stench of burning flesh?

2/26/2012 9:29:29 AM

Filin De Blanc

"in a certain manner of speaking"

Yeah, the made-up manner.

2/26/2012 10:53:10 AM

Berny

As with everything else on that moronic website, the evidence is non-existent for your idiotic belief.

2/26/2012 10:57:58 AM

Osiris

NephilimFree: the site where you and your creationist fucktards can sit around all day inviting all sorts of childish names to call atheists.

2/26/2012 11:03:59 AM

aaa

Ad hominem, the ever-popular classic makes another visit in form of a quote from two remarkably immature children.

2/26/2012 11:07:10 AM

Eisenhorn

So Atheists are blanks now. No really, these guys stole that idea from Warhammer

2/26/2012 11:08:25 AM
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