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Squawk: Yeah, and atheists smell too

Phillip: You aren't far from the truth there buddy. Because atheists actively deny God, their soul emits something that can subconsciously detected by other humans, especially those that have let Jesus Christ into their hearts. This cleanses us and makes us non-repugnant, people are drawn to true Christians through the Holy Spirit. Therefore, in a certain manner of speaking atheists do smell bad.

Squawk and Phillip, NephilimFree 57 Comments [2/26/2012 5:11:22 AM]
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Draken

Sounds like Terrance and Phillip.

2/26/2012 11:15:57 AM

Skatepunk

I hope these two are just a pair of trolls.

2/26/2012 11:23:01 AM

Old Viking

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Well you're a doody-head!

2/26/2012 12:45:41 PM

baileysmom


2/26/2012 1:33:50 PM

Agahnim

No, the soul doesn't exist. You just found some people with BO and misinterpreted the cause of said BO.

2/26/2012 1:46:22 PM

Mech610

Why does 'Squawk and Phillip' sound either like a mid-90's stoner comedy duo, or a radio talk show?

2/26/2012 3:34:57 PM

what's good for the goose...

So they've sunk to Dan Savage's level now. Guess it was bound to happen.

2/26/2012 4:11:34 PM

tranz2deep

@Atheissimo

They STARTED back around the Spanish Inquisition and have never ceased since, to be blunt.

2/26/2012 4:29:18 PM

Drummer

No, we just eat a lot of Limburger cheese.

2/26/2012 5:00:36 PM

stinky farterson

pardon me ..
that smell is not from the soul but from the spicy soul food I had for lunch. The noise is not the trumpet of Gabrial either. Again , sorry to get yer hopes up.


2/26/2012 5:08:23 PM

clockworkgirl21

If Jesus smelled so great, why were people always offering to wash his feet?

2/26/2012 8:50:25 PM

Wehpudicabok

When you've made Ray Comfort look intelligent by comparison, it's time to get off the internet. You passed that point quite a while ago.

2/26/2012 9:24:47 PM

louislois

If you can't support your argument, just make something up like our friends Squawk and Phillip, here.

2/27/2012 1:17:33 AM

ScrappyB

Before you can say that atheists have stinky souls, you have to prove that souls exist to begin with. What, you can't? Imagine that.

2/27/2012 2:13:06 AM

Argle Bargle

"Atheists are poopy butts neener neener".


2/27/2012 2:47:52 AM

godless heathen

Smells of poe to me.

2/27/2012 5:39:30 AM

Mister Spak

"Therefore, in a certain manner of speaking atheists do smell bad."

That certain manner of speaking being an imaginary one.

2/27/2012 5:54:49 AM

His4Life

lol... it's kind of true! Most of the atheists I've known have had very low standards of personal hygeine; just look at most Europeans! They usually avoid deoderant as much as they avoid the Bible. The Bible teaches that the body is the temple of the lord, and if you believe that you have a higher motivation to take care of yourself and look sharp. Atheists on the other hand believe their ancestors were simply chimpanzees. If you're the offspring of a chimp, might as well smell like one, huh?

2/27/2012 7:13:40 AM

Brendan Rizzo

@ His4Life:

Many commenters on this site are European. I am sure that you just pissed them off.

Really, as things stand now, Americans such as you and I have absolutely no right to criticize Europeans. After all, which country started illegal wars and cozies up to every single tyranny which allows neo-imperialism? It certainly isn't anyone in Europe. They have learned from World War II. If you were to quote somebody from Europe's completely ignoble past, without any context or attribution, about 99% of Europeans would assume that the quote was uttered by an American.

In short, Europeans are infinitely better than us Americans, so you have absolutely no right to libel them by claiming they have no personal hygiene.

2/27/2012 7:20:34 AM

Seeker Lancer

Then why are you so easy to fool when I pretend to be one of you?

2/27/2012 9:12:41 AM

breakerslion

@ His4aLie:

Now tell us what you think about all those Indians and Asians with all the curry they eat, and all those Africans who spend what money they have on frivolous things like food instead of deodorant. You probably smell like a funeral parlor or a whore house to them, but they're too polite to complain about it. Come to think of it, the center of the Catholic Universe is in Europe. Why don't you sniff up to some Italians and declare them atheist? See what happens next, you idiot! Too far to walk? Give some rural citizens of the Bible Belt a whiff after a hard day's work. I'm sure they'd like to know they smell like an atheist.

2/27/2012 9:26:00 AM

Big Jilm

No, that which you smell is your wife's love juice all over my face from when I paid her a visit last night while you were in church, harassing old people out of their money and bullying children.

2/27/2012 11:07:01 AM

dionysus

@His4Life

You don't know any atheists, quit pretending that you do. You've made it apparent with your comments over the past couple years that you don't know jack about atheism or atheists.

2/27/2012 1:31:53 PM

checkmate

@His4Life

very low standards of personal hygeine; just look at most Europeans! They usually avoid deoderant as much as they avoid the Bible.

You have very obviously never been to Europe and are just parroting bad Jay Leno style uninformed misconceptions.

Let me guess, darkies love fried chicken and watermelon, Japs all wear thick round glasses and have buckteeth, white folks only eat Wonder Bread with baked ham and Miracle Whip, polacks wet their pants, and wops all smell like garlic and say "mama mia" all day long, right?



I suppose we can assume that Billy-Bob and Alouicious here smell like a bouquet of roses.

As far as odors are concerned, if I had to choose between the Tube, the Metro, or the NY Subway on a hot afternoon, the subway would come in a distant fourth, after choosing to walk.

Please, His4Life, do tell us, on your honor to the Lord Jesus, have you ever been to Europe? Don't forget, if you lie, you'll rot in Hell.

2/27/2012 1:43:35 PM

His4Life

No, I was being sarcastic, silly. I've never been to Europe.

2/27/2012 6:55:13 PM
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