Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 86221

Squawk: Yeah, and atheists smell too

Phillip: You aren't far from the truth there buddy. Because atheists actively deny God, their soul emits something that can subconsciously detected by other humans, especially those that have let Jesus Christ into their hearts. This cleanses us and makes us non-repugnant, people are drawn to true Christians through the Holy Spirit. Therefore, in a certain manner of speaking atheists do smell bad.

Squawk and Phillip, NephilimFree 57 Comments [2/26/2012 5:11:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 116
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1 2 3
whoanelly

Lmao at this. Around the time I became an atheist in high school, I met a fundie guy. (I didn't know it at the time when we started dating. Yes I was dumb to date him. Yes, I know.) If our souls really emit some sort of stench of ebil, wouldn't he have been able to smell it on me when we made out in his car?

Edit: Yo His4Life, guess what? I just got out of the shower. And today when I went down to Safeway today guess what I bought?? Deodorant! And toothpaste! And SHAMPOO! Try harder, idiot.

2/27/2012 8:42:52 PM

Shadoboy

"Atheists stink like doo-doo and they have cooties! Neer neer neer!"

2/27/2012 10:15:49 PM

rebel

Aww, Kindergartners arguing. Leave the little babies alone guys.

2/28/2012 1:45:06 AM

Justanotheratheist

If stinking like a broken sewer was the price to pay for not believing in religious horseshit, I'd be quite happy to accept it.

However, one has nothing to do with the other. And there are few things on two legs more repugnant than religious fanatics, although not (always) in the physical sense.

2/28/2012 1:58:07 AM



@His4Life: This reminds me of the "Boy who cried Wolf" story, except in reverse. The one time you tell a lie (well, sarcasm), everyone believes you're telling the truth.

2/28/2012 3:04:48 AM

Amadaun

...that is dumb, really dumb, but at least does not contain doublethink.

2/28/2012 4:01:52 PM



Including the guy who invented the very tool you're using to spread your ignorance?

3/4/2012 10:16:40 AM
1 2 3