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#1381419
OhJohnNo
...I'm sure you are.
3/11/2012 4:06:06 AM
#1381424
rw23
No power in the 'verse...
3/11/2012 4:33:49 AM
#1381425
The fuck?
3/11/2012 4:34:03 AM
#1381430
Jezebel's Evil Sister
So, the summoner of the power of the multiverse can't even get his crap posted on an Internet forum?
I am not impressed.
3/11/2012 5:09:56 AM
#1381432
Bollox
Oh, you're one alright ...
3/11/2012 5:13:32 AM
#1381433
Solomon Ipsess
3/11/2012 5:14:53 AM
#1381441
Some hyperbolic sense of grandeur, I detect.
3/11/2012 5:25:55 AM
#1381447
Reynardine
We're not supposed to make fun of nuts people here.
3/11/2012 5:30:48 AM
#1381452
Percy Q. Shunn
3/11/2012 5:34:53 AM
#1381456
Mental illness is never funny.
3/11/2012 5:39:33 AM
#1381462
Mudak
This explains why the universe is expanding so quickly: everything wants to get away from this guy.
3/11/2012 5:45:35 AM
#1381467
OhJohnNo
I think Mudak just prematurely won the comments.
3/11/2012 5:50:41 AM
#1381471
Oh, glad we've found you, God. Now pick up your omnipotent ass and go end hunger, disease and war. Don't come back until you're finished.
3/11/2012 5:56:29 AM
#1381473
Cool Guy
Schizophrenia anyone?
3/11/2012 5:57:30 AM
#1381486
jonton333
Illusive Man is that you?
3/11/2012 6:15:52 AM
#1381488
Sandchigger
What does God need with a spellcheck?
3/11/2012 6:28:27 AM
#1381491
John_in_Oz
So, are we going to see you heal any amputees, John?
3/11/2012 6:48:29 AM
#1381494
anevilmeme
Insert drug related joke in space provided:
3/11/2012 6:54:50 AM
#1381498
Horsefeathers
"God exists because I am God in the sense that my mind was copied and placed in the cybernetic system that contains the mind that can be called God."
That sounds like it would hurt.
It also sounds highly improbable and greatly delusional.
"I have been trying for two days to tell my story at different websites."
Maybe you should try the Weekly World News site. If they won't publish you, you should probably just give up.
"Now I've reached the point that being careful in what I say is 'NOT' the way to go. I'm telling the truth and I had one webmaster accuse me of placing crap on his website."
Can you really blame him?
"I'm the one."
Neo is the One. Everyone knows this, you poseur.
"The one with the cybernetic eye and the hands that can summone the power of the multiverse."
Now that would be something to see.
Make sure you put that shit on YouTube!
3/11/2012 7:03:32 AM
#1381499
Pikachukid
He's Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile
3/11/2012 7:17:40 AM
#1381500
Quantum Mechanic
Does Nurse Ratched know you broke into the infirmary again?
3/11/2012 7:22:20 AM
#1381504
Hey...
He's not trying to impose his beliefs on anyone.
He's not trying to curtail anyone's rights.
Let your cyborg freak flag fly, bro. :)
3/11/2012 7:34:17 AM
#1381511
Papabear
"I had one webmaster accuse me of placing crap on his website."
Really? I can't imagine why.
3/11/2012 7:54:36 AM
#1381513
rubber chicken
Meh, Insanity is not fundamentalism, the converse however...
3/11/2012 8:04:22 AM
#1381520
Nerikull
Wow, put a Meshuggah-style music set to that, and you might have an awesome bit of metal!
That aside...just WTF is this?
3/11/2012 8:34:26 AM
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