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God exists because I am God in the sense that my mind was copied and placed in the cybernetic system that contains the mind that can be called God.

I have been trying for two days to tell my story at different websites. Now I've reached the point that being careful in what I say is "NOT" the way to go. I'm telling the truth and I had one webmaster accuse me of placing crap on his website.

I'm the one. The one with the cybernetic eye and the hands that can summone the power of the multiverse.

John7362, About.com Agnosticism / Atheism 84 Comments [3/11/2012 3:56:54 AM]
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OhJohnNo

...I'm sure you are.

3/11/2012 4:06:06 AM

rw23

No power in the 'verse...

3/11/2012 4:33:49 AM



The fuck?

3/11/2012 4:34:03 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

So, the summoner of the power of the multiverse can't even get his crap posted on an Internet forum?

I am not impressed.


3/11/2012 5:09:56 AM

Bollox

Oh, you're one alright ...

3/11/2012 5:13:32 AM

Solomon Ipsess




3/11/2012 5:14:53 AM



Some hyperbolic sense of grandeur, I detect.

3/11/2012 5:25:55 AM

Reynardine

We're not supposed to make fun of nuts people here.

3/11/2012 5:30:48 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


3/11/2012 5:34:53 AM



Mental illness is never funny.

3/11/2012 5:39:33 AM

Mudak

This explains why the universe is expanding so quickly: everything wants to get away from this guy.

3/11/2012 5:45:35 AM

OhJohnNo

I think Mudak just prematurely won the comments.

3/11/2012 5:50:41 AM



Oh, glad we've found you, God. Now pick up your omnipotent ass and go end hunger, disease and war. Don't come back until you're finished.

3/11/2012 5:56:29 AM

Cool Guy

Schizophrenia anyone?

3/11/2012 5:57:30 AM

jonton333

Illusive Man is that you?

3/11/2012 6:15:52 AM

Sandchigger

What does God need with a spellcheck?

3/11/2012 6:28:27 AM

John_in_Oz

So, are we going to see you heal any amputees, John?

3/11/2012 6:48:29 AM

anevilmeme

Insert drug related joke in space provided:

3/11/2012 6:54:50 AM

Horsefeathers

"God exists because I am God in the sense that my mind was copied and placed in the cybernetic system that contains the mind that can be called God."

That sounds like it would hurt.

It also sounds highly improbable and greatly delusional.

"I have been trying for two days to tell my story at different websites."

Maybe you should try the Weekly World News site. If they won't publish you, you should probably just give up.

"Now I've reached the point that being careful in what I say is 'NOT' the way to go. I'm telling the truth and I had one webmaster accuse me of placing crap on his website."

Can you really blame him?

"I'm the one."

Neo is the One. Everyone knows this, you poseur.

"The one with the cybernetic eye and the hands that can summone the power of the multiverse."

Now that would be something to see.

Make sure you put that shit on YouTube!

3/11/2012 7:03:32 AM

Pikachukid

He's Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile

3/11/2012 7:17:40 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Does Nurse Ratched know you broke into the infirmary again?

3/11/2012 7:22:20 AM



Hey...

He's not trying to impose his beliefs on anyone.

He's not trying to curtail anyone's rights.

Let your cyborg freak flag fly, bro. :)

3/11/2012 7:34:17 AM

Papabear

"I had one webmaster accuse me of placing crap on his website."

Really? I can't imagine why.

3/11/2012 7:54:36 AM

rubber chicken

Meh, Insanity is not fundamentalism, the converse however...

3/11/2012 8:04:22 AM

Nerikull

Wow, put a Meshuggah-style music set to that, and you might have an awesome bit of metal!

That aside...just WTF is this?

3/11/2012 8:34:26 AM
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